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Mon Dec 2 15:56:50 CET 2002

Muscles..........


Is that a challenge?

Hunk

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Mon Dec 2 15:49:55 CET 2002

You'll never get there


Matthew, 2Mb, somehow I have the feeling the you will not get there LOL

Klaas


Mon Dec 2 14:37:59 CET 2002

Annoying Internet Explorere


Won't refresh to let me see new messages unless I do something like write one myself - what the flip is up with microsoft these days.

Neil.


Mon Dec 2 14:35:51 CET 2002

Getting boring.........


If the p-board stays this quiet then Klaas will start saying that it is peaceful. We can't have that, so somebody pin, please! I can't keep doing it always. And I do want to end up with a 2 Mb p-board, so help me people. I don't know, we need a discussion to happen.

'Turn it up.....
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland....
Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember -
A southern man don't need him around, anyhow
Sweet Home Alabama, where the skies are so blue...
Sweet Home Alabame, Lord I'm coming home to you!'

I can think of four films with that song in. Somebody try and name them, usually I would aim this challenge at Erik, but anybody can enter. There's a prize too. But you will have to win before you know what the prize is. Bring it on...

M.

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Sun Dec 1 17:30:55 CET 2002

Found it..........


Deșteaptă-te, române, din somnul cel de moarte,
În care te-adânciră barbarii de tirani
Acum ori niciodată croiește-ți altă soarte,
La care să se-nchine și cruzii tăi dușmani.
Yes, thats only the first verse, but it should help you remember the rest of the words. He, he. It's hard to find that.

M.

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Sun Dec 1 12:59:41 CET 2002

Cool........


I didn't know that Sma, damn, I should be more informed... Well, happy National Day!

M.

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Sun Dec 1 12:57:51 CET 2002

The Patriot


'Desteapta-te romane din.....', come on Teea I have forgotten the lyrics. Sing with me. Does anybody remeber that today it's Romania's national day? I think even the Romanians have forgotten about this. It's so quiet.

sma

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Sun Dec 1 12:22:43 CET 2002


ELVIS Neil, not Elviss...don't insult the real King! Rob, you're disillusioned, thankfully you're over that now...remember what she told you. And please apologise to the poor punchbag.

M.#

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Sat Nov 30 19:59:15 CET 2002

A few words from W H Auden


"The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood. For nothing now can ever come to any good"

Rob
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Sat Nov 30 19:45:32 CET 2002


I saw Elvis perform recently, oh, no wait, that was Elviss. sorry.

Neil.


Sat Nov 30 19:18:26 CET 2002

Elvis is King........


Say what? I saw him in a chippie the other day!

M.

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Sat Nov 30 03:49:48 CET 2002


anxiety, what is insomnia? fear......

proust

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Sat Nov 30 01:20:23 CET 2002


Insomnia? You just have to work a lot. When you are dog tired after the whole day, you sleep like a baby (like me, that is, in 5 minutes).

Ania


Fri Nov 29 23:57:13 CET 2002


actually, the answer is no, i am not gay...being gay is wrong.

proust

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Fri Nov 29 23:14:39 CET 2002


gay? is my sexuality important?

proust

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Fri Nov 29 23:10:45 CET 2002


well than Proust, let me ask you : Are you gay?

s

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Fri Nov 29 19:15:42 CET 2002


yes, don't agree with me, agree with the person below, poetry.......

proust

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Fri Nov 29 18:58:09 CET 2002


write poetry under the moonlight shadow

don't agree with Proust

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Fri Nov 29 18:35:14 CET 2002


solve insomnia - use a knife.

proust

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Fri Nov 29 10:12:45 CET 2002

New Cure for Insomnia....


Stay up until midnight drinking with your friendly local Americans on Thanksgiving (BTW - a blated happy thanksgiving to the Americans), then watch Father Ted till 1: 30 AM. Sure, you won't get to sleep until circa 2:00 as normal, but its a hell of a lot more fun than pounding you head against a wall... :)

Peace, Out

Neil.


Fri Nov 29 08:57:10 CET 2002


Kat - Thanks so much for the holiday wishes!! That was really nice of you. We had quite a feast, and it's nice to be home and see everyone.. Now I just need to see all you crazy IAYC'ers!

<3 Jess*
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Fri Nov 29 03:47:43 CET 2002


sleeeepppppppp beckons.

tired

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Fri Nov 29 02:15:55 CET 2002

Yes, Klaas.......


Of course it is, I love the Clangers man, classic TV! Good Morning, rise and shine....Morning has broken, light of first morning.......actually, I haven't slept yet, is this insomnia? Or perhaps Maple's fault....imaginary inverted cones! Aarrgghh!

M.

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Thu Nov 28 20:06:47 CET 2002

Is space travel fake?


The ultimate proof of this question you can find here

Klaas

http://brainsluice.tripod.com/moonlanding.html


Thu Nov 28 18:02:55 CET 2002

Insomnia


We've had - 'How to Cure Strees!' So, now we can indulge in - 'How to Cure Insomnia!' Get yourself an inflatable zebra / dinosaur / crocodile, and perform acupuncture on it. See how long it lasts. No, no, just kidding.

Writing on the p-board is the ultimate cure for insomnia. Read a book, watch a mindlessly violent film (Fight Club, Bad Taste, something of the such), cry - this might help you sleep. I can't think of anything else really.

M.

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Thu Nov 28 08:26:20 CET 2002

To Jessica


Hey Jess! This is directed mostly to you, but happy Thanksgiving. I hope that your "prison" has let you free for the weekend to come home and eat some turkey :) For the rest of you without an official holiday to celebrate family, I hope that everything is going well, and I wish you a happy beginning to the holiday season. (Stressful, maybe?....I get to wake up and cook for 11 people tomorrow morning. Woohoo!)

Kat

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Thu Nov 28 03:54:04 CET 2002

To Neil


It's now 3:47 still no sleep, but I just came home, had fun, forgot that theory and my headache is over. (thanks Jeroen). Neil something against insomnia. I would say sleep! Usualy that works. If that does not work, try to read something boring. If that does not help, then try to read something interesting like the IAYC report book, and read for the first time in your life the reports of the others. And if that does not work either, then I would sugest, stand on your bed with your back against a wal (I hope your bed stands against a wall), do ten steps away from the wall, turn arround and run like hell with your head against the wall. If everything goes fine, the following day you will wake up!

Klaas


Thu Nov 28 02:16:51 CET 2002

Insomnia


Does anyone have a cure?

Neil.


Thu Nov 28 01:49:26 CET 2002

Oh my.........


Zebras are furry?

M.

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Thu Nov 28 00:23:11 CET 2002

sssh...quiet


Hopefully Klaas recovered from his headache, otherwise he might get stuck in finding the relation between Glashow-Salam-Weinbergh theory and those funy animalzzzz.....might cause instant death....

JG

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Wed Nov 27 23:51:26 CET 2002

This one goes out to Klaas!


ZEBRAS!!!!

M.

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Wed Nov 27 23:48:18 CET 2002

Do you feel it, can you see it?


It is o so quiet! a relaxed p-board. Oh so nice, does there excist something more fun then this. It feels so relaxing, after trying to understand the Glashow-Salam-Weinbergh theory, this gives me a brain-haemorrhage, a seizure, the feeling of a truck of 30tons driving over you all at the same time. And I have a headache to! Save me!

Klaas


Wed Nov 27 22:58:58 CET 2002


How is this Phil?

M.

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Tue Nov 26 22:12:45 CET 2002

*Newsflash*


New search begun! Wanted: Inflatable Zebra! This one I have to, repeat, have to own! So people track me down one. This is life or death now! Please............

M.

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Tue Nov 26 14:14:19 CET 2002

Fraggle Rock..........


Neil, don't blag, they really make blow-up dinosaurs? This is unreal. Sweet.....I have to have one. Now, I just gotta get me a blow-up croc.

Too technical boys, do we need to discuss the art of discussion? Actually, its way cool to talk about this, much better than gays and stuff. Discussion is discussion, the flair of the delivery, the quality of the presentation, these are unimportant. The content, how much deliberation and thought you can provoke, these are the essential ingredients of a good discussion.

Blow-up dinos.....?? Damn, complete respect to that.

M.

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Tue Nov 26 13:40:13 CET 2002

rrrrrrr addition


I wrote : "that it is the interpretation that makes a dialogue a discussion and makes it interesting?". Well, at least it makes it interesting for me. But it seems that you do not attach much value to opinions, so let me just quit with this.

JG

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Tue Nov 26 13:00:26 CET 2002

rrrrrrr...


Yigal, it has no use to repeat yourself. When you read my last message carefully, you can see I was not questioning your statement but questioning your argument by stating that the intonation is often of minor importance when talking about charisma (contrary to what you said) and that there are many other aspects that make charisma that are often far more important.

Again, I say that the goal of a discussion is IMHO not either defeat or victory as I described and motivated earlier. Indeed you have to present your arguments as facts, but don't you see that it is the interpretation that makes a dialogue a discussion and makes it interesting? A discussion is in my view not just an exchange of arguments but the way in which you use the arguments to form a point of view (see my previous message). Is my point of view perhaps not clear enough?

JG

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Tue Nov 26 12:22:46 CET 2002

Third reply


Charisma is never important in only a discussion with words. I had an excellent discussion with a guy via the internet once and his charisma was low. However, his arguments were good and if you do not see the person, charisma is unimportant as I already mentioned.

100% Winning or losing is something which almost never occurs. If you see the Dutch debating program "Het Lagerhuis" you can also see that. Last but don't least: in a debate you have to present your arguments as facts otherwise the other party is able to say: "It is just an opinion." Wasn't there a famous dutch guy who said that almost a year ago?

Yigal

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Tue Nov 26 11:48:42 CET 2002

...not just an exchange of facts


Yigal, a non-verbal discussion misses indeed some aspects that a verbal discussion has, but so say that charisma is almost never important since you do not know the intonation is only partly true. Charisma has to do with one's personality and the effect this has on others. But intonation is just one of the many aspects and is often even not the most important one. Seeing the person contributes more often to someone being charismatic, as well as the way he/she behaves, use of body language, etc.

Debating skills are learnable, but that does not mean they can lacking. A view on matters is often an opinion. What I see as an opinion I already wrote a message back. Adjusting a view is possible, but it can be only based on the change of facts or a change of interpretation or a combination of both. People can easily have different opinions based on approximately the same set of facts as knowledge. The goal of a discussion is IMHO the exchange and explanation of interpretation. It is no fun to just exchange facts. Thus, for me it is not absolutely: about winning or losing. If it would only be about winning and losing, and people are just/always seeing their opinion as a fact, you simplify a discussion to an ordinary dialogue about who is right and who is wrong (NL: "strijden om het gelijk"). I REALLY dislike that.

JG

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Tue Nov 26 10:22:45 CET 2002

Inflatable Dinosaurs...


Are avaliable from my workplace - you should have mentioned you wanted one Matt!

Neil.


Tue Nov 26 09:30:51 CET 2002

Discussion theory


Indeed you are right when it is a verbal discussion. Then the presentation, charisma etc. comes into account. When you are not verbally debating but only in words the presentation is sometimes important but the charisma is almost never important since you don't know the intonation. Debating skills are learnable.

Dogmatic arguments are most of the time fruitless arguments because they are most of the time irrational. Admitting defeat is the ultimate (impossible?!) goal of a debate. It is almost always when people are rationally debating that at least one of the two parties has to adjust their view.

Yigal

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Tue Nov 26 03:37:49 CET 2002

oops...discussing is not only about convincing


Yigal, I do not agree with you that the person with the best arguments is able to convince others (2nd section). It can easily happen that someone with louzy arguments can convince dozens of people whereas someone else with strong arguments cannot convince that many people because he/she e.g. simply lacks presentation/charisma/debating-skills. Your 3rd and 2nd section seem to contradict eachother on this point.

On discussion, I see my discussions with others mainly as an opportunity to think about other points of view and to reflect on my own opinion. My/an opinion is not only a plain collection of facts, but more the way I interpret these facts. By interpreting them, it reflects also my way of looking to the world and the things around me and my values I obtain from it. It can happen that something I assumed as a fact turns out to be wrong (e.g. through new scientific insights or misunderstanding), but this need not neccessarily lead to changing my opinion. It depends on the importance of the fact and the extend of the use of the fact in my opinion. That is why I think, just like Matthew although for other reasons perhaps, but unlike Yigal, that a result of a discussion cannot be absolutely: either by 'admitting defeat' (whatever that may be) and/or adjusting ones points of view. Nevertheless, I always assume that others will listen to reasonable sound arguments and when the only one I am discussing with cannot discuss without falling back on dogmatic arguments I think the discussion has became fruitless for both.

Good night!

JG

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Mon Nov 25 20:35:01 CET 2002

Better discussion......


Why don't they make inflatable dinosaurs? Or inflatable zebras? Damn! I need to know now.

M.

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Mon Nov 25 20:05:58 CET 2002

Rob


Indeed, but then you shouldn't debate but instead lay in your bed and only sleep all one half of the day and eat the other half of the day.

Yigal

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Mon Nov 25 19:22:28 CET 2002

Convincing


You can convince people only if they want to be convinced. Doesn't seem the case...

robbio
roberto@iayc.org


Mon Nov 25 18:40:12 CET 2002

Continue fast


If you'd know everything which is in your genes, the HUGO project would have no meaning. Matthew, you are wrong here. You don't know everything which is in your genes because some genes express themselves later during your age.

You are wrong again about discussions. The person with the best arguments is able to convince others. If there would be an imaginary person who is able to have all the arguments so that he's able to convince everybody else in the world, he'd indeed have that influence you discribe. However, since that person doesn't exist, there's always room for having different opinions.

Immorality is something defined by society not your personal discusts. You can however try to change society by going into politics and debate there and try to convince others to your point of view. If society isn't convinced of your arguments either you're not charismatic enough or your arguments fail or you are not a good debator.

If prostitues are immoral, because of what you are saying. Let me give a very famous [i]christian[/i] story around this, the story of Mary Magdalene. If you are so religious, who are you to condemn prostitutes then? "The one without a sin casts the first stone." There are many animals who have sex because of so many reasons and just one is to give birth to a new generation. Mankind isn't special in this case and is also having sex because of that and many other reasons. If true love indeed would exist then mankind would become extinct. Matthew, for example, your true love lives in Nigeria. How would you be able to trace her down!? You cannot do this so you look for a good alternative which comes close to your wishes and build a sustainable relationship with her. And yes, in a debate it is easily possible to teach the other a lesson.

Who am I to argue? You said. Well if you want to change the world into your favourite world you'll have to argue otherwise the world doesn't change. and no, I don't think were more civilised since the middle ages. Mass extermination of mankind during the whole 20th century is not a way of civilised behaviour. I sometimes doubt if we haven't gone backwards. Technology has perhaps advanced but the drawbacks are in some views larger than the advantages.

The law states it. Well, the Dutch law has a different point of view. BTW, if you are 17 years and 364 days old you are instantly differents when you have slept one other day? And again, who are you to decide that girls of 14 are not able to raise them. Indeed, most of them aren't but I know many girls of 14 years old who are wiser than 30 year old women.

Yigal

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Mon Nov 25 17:38:29 CET 2002

Who weareth gloves?


Ok Yigal we can continue part of the debate, not about homosexuality but any other part of the debate. Homosexuality is an exhausted topic. But I will say, if being homosexual is genetic, as you have said, then you owuld know if you were gay or not. You wold not even pursue girls.

No, a discussion is a presentation of what you think. If the aim of a discussion was to sway others' opinions then the person with the strongest willpower is destined to win, right? Violence plays no part in discussion, you are deluded in thinking this. Arguments involve violent opinions but not discussions. No, you are wrong again, by withdrawing I can be the way I want to be. If I were to succumb to your opinions then the world would be under the influence of the person with the strongest willpower. Thus not allowing individuality of thought.

This is where I say that you should not try and lecture me about marriage Yigal. Just don't. Prostitutes are immoral, low people, who have no ethics, and who have resorted to the most disgusting of practises to support themselves. Sex is wrong outside of wedlock for religious reasons. It is also wrong to have sex before marriage because of certain emotional, spiritual reasons. Experimenting....such a callous word to describe love. Callous. Think on that. Love is not some idealistic thing, it exists. Love is mroe than you think. Maybe to you love is finding a girl and having sex with her, but you are so mistaken. Love is more. Maybe kismit does exist. But I certainly believe in the concpet of true love.

I am not the only once who has decided that 14 is too young for sex. The law states it too. Ooops, major point that. Someone, supposedly wise, has defined our law to say that 18 is the age of consent. Who am I to argue? Sex should be reserved until maturity, until full adulthood. At 14 you are a child. You cannot cope mentally with sex. Even with this sex should not be performed until marriage. We are more civilised than the middle ages now, don't you think? The practises then are rather outdated, we are now more moral, perhaps?

M.

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Mon Nov 25 16:08:33 CET 2002

What were IAYCs like...


...let's say...two decades ago? Cold War still not ended and so on? A lot of very interesting discussions must have taken place in those years. What kind of music did IAYCers listen at the camp? And then, after the end of the camp, how did they communicate? With Internet not available yet? No pinboards nor IAYC.org at that time (or not?). Long distance calls or romantic letters? Who knows? ---------- Who has read Solaris by Stanislaw Lem? Isn't it wicked cool? And has anybody seen Tarkovsky's movie based upon it? I didn't. What is it like?

Davide


Mon Nov 25 13:24:14 CET 2002

Discussion


The fact hat noone of IAYC has ever seen me with a girl can mean four things as far as I can conclude: 1) I'm homosexual. Well that is something I don't know, but as far I know I'm heterosexual. 2) I am monogamous and have a girlfriend outside IAYC (This was true during IAYC 2001) 3) All the girls of IAYC are ugly. This is not true as far as I know. 4) All the nice girls already had a boyfriend during the camp and I don't want to be knocked down by jealous boyfriends. This could be true. Yeah, the anonymous writer was very funny indeed and it was for sure an open door.

Matthew, this is a discussion, indeed. But it is a way to change people's opinion, not to show the other his/her opinion. There is a saying: A good discussion is like a verbal fight. Let's say one thing. By only withdrawing as you are now doing the world doesn't change at all and it will never ever change into a world where everyone can be the way he/she wants to be. BTW, a discussion is a way to change other people's point of view it is not meant to show other's opinion only.

Matthew, if sex would fit in your discription, then why is there sex outside certain marriages!? Why are whores having sex for money!? What gives you the right to have sex after people have said "Yes" to eachother? Does that physically change them!? If you need love for sex, well then you should definitely reconsider your definitions. You are definitely confusing sex with love. If there is true love, as you are implying, it would mean predestination because otherwise no one would find his true love. Well, since mankind is statistically unable to find the proper partner between 3 biljon people, the concept of true love is also useless because mankind would become extinct otherwise. So people are experimenting to find the proper partner. Many animals do that too.

Your last comment: people of 14 years old are too young to have sex. Who are you to decide that? In the middle ages and still certain countries it was/is normal to have children when they are 14. However, socially children of this age are unable to raise them properly. So to prevent them from getting children and still allowing them to experiment, it is a good idea to give them condoms anyway.

Matthew, I'd like to continue this debate. However, it is not only to show the other your point of view but also to convince the other from his/her point of view so come with proper arguments please.

Yigal
Still thinking that he's heterosexual
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Sun Nov 24 19:02:55 CET 2002


Roundworms!

M.

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Sun Nov 24 18:55:34 CET 2002

stop it before it's too late !


sex could'n ever be safe as sperm production decreases lifespan

caenorabditis


Sun Nov 24 17:16:28 CET 2002


And the sky split open in a thunderstorm...

Neil.


Sun Nov 24 17:14:46 CET 2002

Introducing the craziest competition on Earth......


Random facts, roll up, roll up, present your random facts:

The oldest working Post Office in the world is located in the village of Sanquer, located in the Scottish Lowlands. It has been operating since 1712.

M.

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Sun Nov 24 17:10:07 CET 2002

Introducing the crazy competition....


Random facts here we go:

The oldest working Post Office in the world is located in the village of Sanquer, located in the Scottish Lowlands. It has been operating since 1712.

M.

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Sun Nov 24 01:40:41 CET 2002


sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

even more desperate


Sat Nov 23 20:59:14 CET 2002


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

desperate

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Sat Nov 23 19:46:46 CET 2002

Stop, stop, stop...........


Big it up - party crew. I'm sending this to all those lyric lovers. Professional style.
Do you really like it?
Is it, is it wicked?
We're lovin' it, lovin' it, lovin' it. We're lovin' it like that!
The score, the score....

M.

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Sat Nov 23 00:29:11 CET 2002


I must admit, I only noticed the green ones Flo. That's better English.

M.

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Sat Nov 23 00:28:33 CET 2002


I must admit, I only noticed the green one Flo!

M.

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Sat Nov 23 00:19:05 CET 2002

NEW YEAR IS THERE


Ok a more serious message now : FOR THE NEW YEAR REUNION ! I put all the infos on a web site and everyone interested should have a look at it. Since The IAYC reunion is not my only concern, everything isn't settled yet but the most important part is (where, when etc). So every potential participant should go to this page : http://membres.lycos.fr/florb/IAYC/iayc.htm Thanks Roberto for the advices

Florent
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Sat Nov 23 00:12:05 CET 2002

@@==>


Hi there, it's been a while, Philippe told me that there were lot of changes on the pinboard. I would just like to share my opinon about condom use in France. Here in France We are very advanced people, We don't have a condom dispenser at every street corner but, since September the 11th, the city has installed trash cans that look like 1 meter wide condoms. We have some pink one and some green one too! I sincerely hope that this policy will promote safe sex in our country. And for the rest of the debate, well, If you want the point of view of a professional logician, you should have a look at this page http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/LogicProfessor.html

Florent
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Fri Nov 22 23:01:34 CET 2002

Update required...........


Muscles (Klaas) - how is the crazy competition going? Am I winning? And to accentuate my insanity I would like to know how many zebras there are in all your respective countries? Respect.

Oh my god, Ania is right. Have you been to Watford by any chance? I suppose I should pick flaws in Ania's English now, but I won't. He, he. Well, "isn't it" = "ain't it" = "innit". "Isn't it" is never used in speech. All speech is fast. "Innit" is actually not very phonetic when you hear a native Watford inhabitant say it. Actually the correct form of that sentence is: "So, condom machines should not need to be readily available." No questioning phrase part needed. You see when "innit" is used, it's not really a question. The person who says "innit" actually knows that what he just said is correct, so he is not really opening the statement to debate but laying it down as fact. Inserting the word "innit" is habitual. So although you got that "innit" means "isn't it", you did not know (having not experienced Watford) that when "innit" is used, it is not a questioning phrase but pure fact. I confused Ania. He, he. Sorry!

M.

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Fri Nov 22 22:36:25 CET 2002


I pick up the glove and here is my pseudo-analysis. I guess ‘innit’ should be understood in the way its phonetic form suggests. It sounds like a simplified version of ‘isn’t it’, which is rarely used in fast speech, as I presume. English, as every other language tends to be simplified by its users, especially in dialectal and slang forms. This form would fall into this pattern. ‘Isn’t it’ would not be grammatically correct in this sentence, but neither is ‘innit’. Correct version then: ‘So condoms should not need to be so readily available, should they?’ (Plus it fits the context.)

Ania

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Fri Nov 22 21:17:42 CET 2002

The White Towel.........


Hmmm....this shallow insulting of somebody is not right. Stop it. What the feck did Neil do to deserve it? So shut up. Understand?

I can and am saying 'I quit with this discussion'. I did not start it. I just added some viewpoints, which you will not change. It is my right to withdraw from a discussion. Opinions are opinions. Now you know mine and I know yours. They differ. So just agree to disagree. You see, I do not even know what the original discussion was about. What the original point of the discussion was. Homosexuals or something, but quite frankly I no longer care. Discussions are not something you win or lose, life is not that black and white Yigal. So, in goes the white towel....ding, ding, fight over. Why did you make the comparison to a violent pastime then? A discussion is not violent, so why equate it with fighting? Answer that then Yigal.

Condoms I will comment on. Ignoring the fact that I earlier mentioned that sex should not be done unless you intend to have children and allowing for the fact that sex is an emotional, spititual union between two people truly in love, and can thus be considered something done for 'fun'. But not 'fun' really, more a loving experience, not just a cheap tawdry act. Basically you're telling us to depend on sex for happiness, right? That's deluded. Physical intimacy is not satisfaction for the soul. (Unless it is with someone whom you truly love.) Plus sex is an act that should not be committed before marriage. So condoms should not need to be so readily available, innit? (You will only understand the 'innit' comment if you are from, live in or have been to Watford - analyse that Ania.) 14 is a bit young to be having sex. Well, not much to say. Sex is wrongly portrayed in modern society. Nuff said.

M.

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Fri Nov 22 20:12:17 CET 2002


ha,ha,ha. This was a good one.

no ofense

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Fri Nov 22 14:54:37 CET 2002

message for neo


your topic is pointless because i can't see you with a girl anyway

only joking

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Fri Nov 22 11:16:31 CET 2002

Matthew


If you think the discussion was pointless, I totally disagree with you. Jeroen&I have given several agruments which you totally negated or forgot. However, your arguments were eaily proven wrong with scientific arguments. What "fuck it" has to contribute to the discussion is unclear to me neither "forget it". I think it is far easier to be a bit more open for arguments of others or the whole world won't change and civilisation changes back to the times when there was no civilisation at all. If you start a discussion you cannot simply say: "I quit with it." It is like throwing the white towel in the ring. So either admit that you have lost this discussion and/or adjust your points of view to the world.

Condomautomats are very useful devices. Hereby I plea for a condom automat on every corner of the street paid by the government. Pros: Condom use will be stimulated more, therefore sexual diseases spread less. People bome more happy because of the increased amount of sex (In case you didn't know, during sex your body is producing some sort of anti-depressivum. The total costs are also pretty low e.g.: If every dutch inhabitant older than 14 uses two condoms a week (national average a dutchman has sex), and a condom costs 1 euro. The total cost would be roughly 1 biljon euro. That is almost nothing if you compare it to the costs if the health insurance has to pay the costs for treating the diseases.

Yigal

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Thu Nov 21 19:21:04 CET 2002

Discussion


No I will not continue the last discussion Yigal, it has become pointless. So, fuck it and forget it. Understand?

Who cares where condom machines are really?

M.

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Thu Nov 21 17:41:49 CET 2002

New Topics of Discussion:


How about an issue which came up randomly while some of we IAYC'ers were in Paris - should condom machines be inside, or outside toilets...

In England it tends to be inside, whereas in France there were at least one or two outside. Which do you think is better?

Neo.
neil_nova@hotmail.com


Thu Nov 21 17:06:56 CET 2002

Matthew


If you want to reach those 2Mb, please continue with the dicussion which we already started. According to some people in the world, it has something to do with sex and politics.

I will not post any anti-Bush stuff here. However, I wouldn't have voted on him the last elections and neither now.

Yigal

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Thu Nov 21 03:19:35 CET 2002

Yeah, whattup Detroit!


Time for bed.......or not as the case may be. Damn these physics lecturers. Why set these questions? Just when I need some sleep. The King of The West Coast. Long Beach. Under the influence of music, doing atomic models, certainly makes life interesting. Fo real. Respect.

M.

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Thu Nov 21 00:34:32 CET 2002

Muscles, I'm never wrong.......


I'm English Muscles, I can't be wrong. Ooooh, Jess, are you going to let him get away with that? You shouldn't insult innocent ladies Klaas. It's not nice. And (!) I'm guessing politics is more screwed up in American than the sexual position. So she was blatantly saying Grrr to Bush. I say Grrr to Bush.

M.

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Thu Nov 21 00:28:14 CET 2002


Grr to YOU Klaas, I meant it for Bush :P

-Jess*


Thu Nov 21 00:01:31 CET 2002

Hunk you are wrong,


I guess Jess said Grrr on the "sex" part not the rest!

Klaas


Wed Nov 20 22:48:06 CET 2002


Woohoo....political comment from an American on an American. A negative comment. Score one for The Philosopher.

M.

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Wed Nov 20 22:09:12 CET 2002


grr

-Jess*


Wed Nov 20 21:37:41 CET 2002

Waiting.....


I guess that you're all waiting for me to start a new discussion. I hope not. Because I will be useless at that for the foreseeable future. Actually, I think I just keep the p-board busy to annoy Muscles. So I must force my, currently numb, mind to come up with a great new topic to delight many. Annoy some. Increase the file size of the p-board (I'm aiming for about 2 Mb by next IAYC). To make some people think. And (!) to frustrate others. So......

Once upon a time there was a man who said, show me that way and I will dance a dance. A dance to rival the elvish patter of feet in echoing caverns. This is how he masticated every night. With a song in his heart and a cravatte around his neck. Oh Well he would hum. (Oh Well is by Fleetwood Mac - I think its better than Albatross.) Oh Well, I wonder why I can eat peanut shell. Oh Well, I wonder why the Colossus of Rhodes fell. And (!) many other illogical lyrics. Random....

But I have not thought of a topic. Aarrgghh, damn this unthinking aura about me. Let's discuss one of those forbidden topics. Sex, religion or politics. So what do we all think of George W. Bush?

m.

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Wed Nov 20 20:41:43 CET 2002

REUNION???


We meant: Is there anything about a reunion?

Aarnoud, Anne, Elisabeth

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Wed Nov 20 20:40:48 CET 2002

REUNION???


Is there anything new about the reunion?

Aarnoud, Anne, Elisabeth

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Wed Nov 20 19:50:12 CET 2002

Klaas.........


Of course we're all the worth the torture.

M.

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Wed Nov 20 08:10:09 CET 2002

the irony gods must be rolling of the floor


It sounds like it was a bad year for the Leonids. Anyway, it was raining when I got back from swimming at the first peak time of 8pm here on the West coast, and after homework and an hour of sleep I woke up and looked out for the second peak time (2:30), and it was still raining. Narf. And guess what? Tonight is the most beautiful night in the world. Full moon...I was able to follow the stars and swim in a moderately straight line in the stupid outdoor pool. PS If anyone knows how to swim straight in an outdoor, unheated pool when it's 7pm at night and completely dark and it's raining on your face, let me know. Or at least how to keep a pool heated :)

Kat


Wed Nov 20 03:10:19 CET 2002

Finally finished


Ooooouf, after only 5 hours of hard labour: printing and counting pagenumbers, screwing up printers and computers, destroying pages (printers fault) and ironing them again, swearing on the thin paper were all the reports are printed on, and happy due to the fact that some WG's used good paper. Looking at pictures, eating lots of chips and chocolate (don't worry there are no chocolate stains on the pages, only chips!;-) made us realise: YOU ARE ALL WORTH THE TORTURE!!!
ps. Donations of cookies and chips are always welcome, chihuahua too (not the dog).

President and Vice president of the official IAYC report-printing-brigade
printers@iayc.org
http://www.iayc.org/


Tue Nov 19 22:55:07 CET 2002

What a shock....


...for a long time I've not been in here - e.g. my computer was not working - and now I find at least 20 messages per day. I think in the past years we had months with less communication... But my last hour was quite amusing: I heard something about erotical bananas followed by the relativistic banana, then I learned that I still have the chance to understand women. And now I definitely have to go and train on the Rubics cube, 1:45 is quite good Jess! How boring must life be at your university that you can practice that much?
And now for the SiLab-people: I just put one of the HOTtest blinking devieces in my computer!

Sebastian B.
sbuergel@gmx.de
http://www.iayc.org


Tue Nov 19 19:17:55 CET 2002


No leonids in Paris :( The sky was hidden by the fog. They had a great night in the south of France though. I've watched the pictures on TV, they are amazing. They say it won't happen again in the next 30 years with such an intensity, I have some doubts about that... Thanks for the information Davide.
About new year reunion, the trouble is that Florent doesn't have enough space to welcome all the "oldies" in Brussels...

Philippe
blocquet.philippe@wanadoo.fr


Tue Nov 19 12:14:21 CET 2002

translation


Imagine Y's mentioned translation of the sentence in the third book, 13:20, when mixing up the preposition 'with' and 'without' ! When prepositions are indeed so difficult to translate I can imagine that quite some theological discussions have been caused by these difficulties.

JG (Jeroen)

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Tue Nov 19 11:01:20 CET 2002

Ines part II


Indeed, the historic meaning is for sure important. I also heard the theory that the eating laws (no pork etc.) are because pigs eat the same as humans. If the Jews had to walk through the desert they would be competeting with humans to get enough food. If you forbid it, the problem is solved. Not unlikely to my opinion.

Yigal

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Tue Nov 19 10:58:55 CET 2002

Ines


I definitely see it as a "history book" (I'm an atheist in case you didn't know) but I'm mentioning the Hebrew text not the dutch or the german text. Since that is translatable in many ways and also understandable in many ways, it is still precisely unknown. please, if you mean other passages, please write them down so I can make my own translation. The problem with many translations is that prepositions (like in German in, an, ueber, auf etc.)are very difficult to translate and many of them do not have a 100 0.000000e+00quivalent translation.

Yigal

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Tue Nov 19 02:25:05 CET 2002

Leonids.....


I must report that the same problem has been encountered in England. Not unexpectedly I might add. So, cloud and cloud. With a bit of fog. Hmmm...for sure no Leonids this year. Same as usual for me.

M.

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Tue Nov 19 01:13:09 CET 2002

and more clouds....


the same here in the south of the Netherlands. Let's wait and hope intensively.....hope!

JG

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Tue Nov 19 00:53:55 CET 2002

And then there were ...


clouds, and lots of them, so no leonieds this year. Don't we all love Belgium! Althought the shower will reach it peak arround 5 am, i will not stay awake. The chances that it will clear up, are rather small. So goodnight!

Klaas


Mon Nov 18 19:21:11 CET 2002

Interpretation


Yigal: This is one of the verses I refered to, but its not a question of stranslation. Indeed the german translation is the same.
BUT, u always have to think about the situation in wich these verses was writen. Imagin, the volk would have been as numberus as the chinesse population today, I bet, there wouldn't have been mentioned a word!!

U should take these texts more as a big history book, but not literaly !

Grez, Ines

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Mon Nov 18 18:25:06 CET 2002


dintre care cei mai de seama sunt porcii. m-am delete rau de tot

sma

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Mon Nov 18 18:18:45 CET 2002

Animalo!!!!!!!!!!


cu tontii suntem niste animale. Mai mult sau mai putin.

sma

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Mon Nov 18 14:20:22 CET 2002

Ha Ha Ha


Thanks Klaas, but I'm back and the busy board can continue. Jess, email me and my address I can provide.

M.#

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Mon Nov 18 13:25:12 CET 2002

Sorry for the re-opening of the discussion


Matthew, you think these are just insticts!? Come on, please give proper arguments that it is instictive behaviour instead of just saying it is because it is pretty strange that an elephant instinctively knows when he's going to die for example.

Ines, you simply like the wrong men ;) Wasn't there a movie about this, about a woman who always falls in love at the wrong men. Oh yes, it was Bridget Jones' Diary ;) And about Judaism, unfortunaly you're wrong. I studied those lines in hebrew with a guy who was jewish and said he was homosexual last week. It depends on the way you translate it. The most famous quote: Third book 13:20 is also transtable as: "you shall not share your bed with a man and a woman in your bed."

Yigal

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Mon Nov 18 10:47:01 CET 2002

Ooops!!!


Well I was wrong with the day... :-)

Davide

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Sun Nov 17 18:46:15 CET 2002

Have a nice (meteor) shower!


Sic...it's still cloudy in here...

Davide

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Sun Nov 17 17:21:48 CET 2002

Thanks!!!


Thanks for the message! Love you all!! See you on the reunion in Brussels!

Ann

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Sun Nov 17 16:34:58 CET 2002

Happy birthday Ann, happy birthday Paul!


all

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Sun Nov 17 05:51:40 CET 2002


Everyone (i.e. Bruno, Klaas, and Matt) - sorry I keep missing you online. When I put my away message on, I'm *away.* Matt - I need your address!! Bruno - I miss you!! Klaas - 1:35. Are you ready?

<3 Jess*
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Sun Nov 17 01:20:35 CET 2002

The wonders of the world


Yes I'm wondering (sometimes it happens). Where is Suzy?. That is the question I'm asking myself since a few weeks now. She has last been seen in Jure's backpack on 16-05-2002. If suzy is still in that backpack, Oh dear ... I guess all help will come to late then.

Klaas


Sat Nov 16 20:06:52 CET 2002

Strange


When Matthew is not home, it is very quiet on the p-board! Just something I noticed!

Klaas


Sat Nov 16 03:24:52 CET 2002

The wonders in a Name


Hi Ines, yes it is totaly getting bored this discussion (probably cause I'm not good in discussions), but with what I could helped you a few weeks ago is not possible anymore, I know most of the names and there sigs, but now it is getting complicated, realy complicated! So ppl. Sign with your own name! Don't be afraid that we would not like your opinnion and due to that not like you (that is life, live with it, but that is irrelevant to)

Klaas (and this is not an encritpted version of my name)


Sat Nov 16 01:24:00 CET 2002


the chocolate is still tasty, the roof of the ENS is a perfect place to sleep, or perhaps under a bridge would be slightly less exposed. lets just hope that Teea can suggest a good spot.

M. and Phil

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Sat Nov 16 01:20:21 CET 2002

good night


the cidre was good, Paris was beautiful (as Phil says) and vive le Liban !

Teea,Phil & Mat


Sat Nov 16 01:17:35 CET 2002

Whatever.....


Yigal, animals are primal, their 'sentience' is all instinctive. Sure humans are primal to some degree, but so much of what we do is beyond primal. You are ignoring things like compassion, which is a purely sentient thing.

Roberto - Do you want those books? What's wrong with playing with my thoughts? As the Philosopher I am entitled to such practices. Not communism, marxism-leninism anyway.

Ok, Jeroen, I attest to partial evolution but not evolving such a primitive stage as slime in the sea. Golding was very lax in his metaphorical analysis of his themes, he lacked the subtlety to really plant a moral deep in his text.

Happy Birthday Erik! How was your exam? Yes, Ines M. is Matthew! Can't help you with the other names!

M.

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Fri Nov 15 22:38:16 CET 2002

ARE THERE ANY REUNION NEWS ?


Sorry that I have to interrupt ur discurssion about homosexuallity.I'm getting borred of it.
Cause some people believed, I would be SOMEBODY, I'm not.
But, this is my oppinion:
If people feel to be gay, let them, thats a few children less on this totaly overfiled world.
TO THE RELIGIOUS PARTY: I don't know what about Islam, but at least (excapt the pope) Christianity says nothings about gays -> no arguments Judisim: Ok, there are some verses in the old Testament, but this texts were writen during exil, to prevent "die out" of a rather small volk that time, so ... understandel, but out of time.
Finally one of my friends is gay, so there is just the question left: WHY ARE ALWAYS THE NICEST BOYS GAY , OR MARRIED ?

That to the discussion:
Second and much more important: DOES ANYBODY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT A REUNION @ NEW YEAR, SOMEWHERE IN PAYABLE DISTANCES ?
PLEASE PIN IT SOOOOOOOOOOON !!!!!!!

Last, its realy nasty that nobody signs its message with full name, I meanwhile found out that JG should be Jeroen, and M. possible is Matthiew, but who is the rest ?

Greetings, Ines

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Fri Nov 15 21:35:47 CET 2002

Happy birthday Erik!


all

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Fri Nov 15 16:12:54 CET 2002

Sorry small misread


Well, you can of course mail me later, I'll stay home (I live in a suburb of Amsterdam) I first read you want to go to A'dam next week ;)

YH

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Fri Nov 15 16:09:53 CET 2002

Holiday in Amsterdam


Hoi Riob, I'm definitely willing to show you and your friends Amsterdam and surroundings. So plse call me tonight at home because I will not read my mail till monday, nor the pinboard. So If you want, I can guide you around. BTW, the dutch word for youth hostel is "jeugdherberg" (Perhaps useful for search engines) In the city centre there are two NJHC youth hostels. If you have a good sleeping bag you might also consider a camping (dutch word is "camping" or "kampeerterrein".

Yigal
u know where to find my tel. nr.
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Fri Nov 15 14:39:17 CET 2002

Check the link below!


This letter seems to fit with the discussion we are having here... (with the preamble that I don't want to offend believers, it's just logics)

robbio
roberto@iayc.god
http://www.regenbogen-nak.de/f-bibelsatire.htm


Fri Nov 15 14:20:56 CET 2002

post nyd reunion


There is a bunch of italian people interested in spending a couple of days in Amsterdam right after the reunion in Bruxelles. Anyone interested to join us? Tell me soon cause I am searching and booking a place where to stay (like a youth hostel).
Ciao belli
P.S. don't take the Hunk of Meat seriously, guys: he is just playing with his thoughts... :). Have you ever known a communist believing in god and disliking homosex?

robb
roberto@iayc.org
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Fri Nov 15 13:41:44 CET 2002

things can change...


Golding presents numerous themes to discuss. But one of the most obvious ones is that society holds everyone together, and without these conditions, our ideals, values, and the basics of right and wrong are lost and a new kind of society with new morals will eventually form that is based on the environment and surroundings.

"If you have morals, why test them?": Well, the world changes, the situation I live in now is also very different from that of years ago. I do not do myself a disservice "by trying to undermine your own beliefs" because I am convinced that morals can change and people can come to other beliefs (this happens quite frequently, actually). I hope you agree on that.

M, about evolution you wrote some messages back that "We have evolved beyond the state of being animalistic". That made me conclude you accept evolution and that explains my conclusion about you accepting evolution.

JG

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Fri Nov 15 11:42:49 CET 2002

Stef-Gnyf-fi


Good point, so has Jo:rg.

Yigal

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Fri Nov 15 11:40:43 CET 2002

Difference between animals and humans


Matthew, sentience is something animals don't have?! I beg your pardon? An animal definitely has a sort of sentience. Just look at the way dogs for example are raised by humans. Because humankind domesticated wolves, they could select the aggresive part out. However, the dog races which are still close to wolves are still most of the time agressive when they are exposed to voilent behaviour during childhood.

Another thing: when an old elephant is going to die he's seperating from the group. He has some sentience and because of that he separates.

Another thing, many mammal mothers are also seprating from their group when they are giving birth to their childs. This also holds true for some human civilisations. It is only for a few decennia that it is common in western society for a man to be there as well.

These are all very rational things and done without any instinctive manner. BTW, a lot of thing mankind does is also instinctive!

So far you've only posted your arguments and you didn't gave any argumentation against other's argumentation. It is now as you are saying: "I'm sure I'm right because I'm right." Well, this is not a scientific way of debating.

Yigal

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Thu Nov 14 23:30:12 CET 2002

Sorry......


Yes Joerg argumentation is a word, it was just out of context. That is what I meant to say. Sorry.
Ok Muscles, we're animals in the technical sense, but our evolutionary process has given us sentience. And thus much more than animalistic things. There becomes a point where physcial evolution is pointless and the mental aspect is more important. Why would be be weak? Why would we be helpless? We've survived this far, through a hell of a lot. So I think perhaps we can survive for much longer.
Skip to Joerg's msg again. The answer is Yes to both (a) and (b). Although, a qualified Yes to (b).
JG - I've seen the film. Golding said that the theme was to trace the problems of society back to the sinful nature of man. He wrote the book to show how political systems cannot govern society effectively without first taking into consideration the defects of human nature. But his tracing was flawed. Not much to say about this. Who says I accept evolution Jeroen? If you have morals, why test them? You do yourself a disservice by trying to undermine your own beliefs. Uh, run out of inspiration.

I know and I believe that suicide is wrong. You think I have not thought about suicide before? Only to realise how wrong it truly is? Well, I have. No, it is easier to think about how bad things are than find hope and believe that things will become better. Wallowing in self-pity and self-destruction is always easier than hoping. Try it.

M.

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Thu Nov 14 23:15:37 CET 2002

Seriously...


I do not have a problem with you being an atheist who happens to believe in God. Nor do I have the urge to find out how creative your use of swearwords is.

I also wonder if you see a difference between knowing and believing that suicide is wrong.

And I do, in fact, think that it is easier to believe that everything is getting better than to think about my situation and admit that this might actually not be the case.

Stef"gnyf" fi

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Thu Nov 14 21:41:17 CET 2002

More questions


First the comments section before the questions. Please look up the meaning of atheist. The OED knows argumentation, not discussing about style here, though. I'd have no chance as a non-native speaker.
Now the questions, and they are really just that, without any malicious intention. Let me expand my last question: Is heterosexual sex between sterile partners a sin and/or disgusting, if the sterility is (a) known or (b) unkown? If there is a difference I'd like to know why.
Thanks

Jo:rg

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Thu Nov 14 20:56:16 CET 2002

we DO evolve for ... sake...


Matthew, have you read Lord of the Flies by William Golding? If not, it might be worth reading. It not American literature: just British. You'll love it.

Even if we are more than animals, the assumption that humans are beyond the state of being animalistic does not mean that humans and animals have nothing in common. Maybe I am naive, but why are you ignoring the fact that - we humans - procreate according to the same principles as all species on earth do: these very characteristics of survival of the fittest? When accepting evolution - and you do - you cannot at the same time ignore the consequences of such.

I find principles, ethics and such also very important in my life, but I keep testing them on the things I see myself and the conclusions I personally draw. These are in the context of a world that is never static. These discussions we have, and all other information about what is happening around me that reach me and start me thinking makes what I am, a unique person, not confined in a dogmatic framework that does the interpretation for me. This is how I stay in life and I respect everyone who thinks the same or differently. If one respects the other one could at least discuss openly instead of an anonymous statement along the line. If you (someone, just a non-suicidal, atheist gnyf etc..) do not want to do it, I see not much reason to accept them as people that take their own contributions seriously.

All the best,

JG

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Thu Nov 14 20:50:34 CET 2002

We not animals ????


Matthew, what the photon is that! We are, we were and we will stay animals for the rest of our life. It's not because we have more brain power then other animals that we are supreme beings according to them. We just evolved a bit more and that is it. And even evolved is a big word, because all kind of creatures evolved in a certain way, to for them the best way of living. I think you can say that the homo-sapiens sapiens is not evolving anymore like other creatures. But is already de-evolving (not that we will become monkeys again) but we rely too much on our own, and don't evolve anymore in a physical way like other creatures. If it comes one day to the point that we can not rely on any of our inventions, then you will see what kind of animals we are. The weakest and most helpless kind there is in nature.

Klaas


Thu Nov 14 20:32:14 CET 2002

Herbal Remedies..............


The fact that I can make moral judgements makes me more evolved than animals. If you're going to cuss or diss me then tell me who the fucking hell you are and challenge me for real. Are you saying faith is easier than thought? Try it. The pressure of modern society discourages faith so it is so much more difficult to believe. And yes, I can swear. A lot. So try me. I happen to be completely non-suicidal and I would say I am aetheist if you asked me. But this is because I am disillusioned with Protestancy. I have faith in a deity, God. So respect that. And respect my morals. I am not afraid to air my moral judgements under my own name, so be courteous and do the same. Especially if they're directed towards me. I think. A lot. Thats why I know suicide is wrong. Because I have thought about it, because ethically it is illogical and wrong. Weakness.... think about it.

M.

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Thu Nov 14 20:01:27 CET 2002

No answers from M.


What exactly makes you think humans are more evolved than animals? The ability to kill whole species without even noticing them? Thank you for your moral judgements then. Seems you don't even bother to think, because it's so easy to believe instead.

just a non-suicidal, atheist gnyf

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Thu Nov 14 19:35:53 CET 2002

In Progress..........


An official cyber-reunion.........presenting.......

Phil, M., Katja, Ana R and Neil

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Thu Nov 14 19:23:23 CET 2002

Answers........perhaps...............


To our beloved NAP leader: Come to me for topics. I can think of interesting things for discussions. Lots of interesting things. You will not be lost for ideas. Just pick my brains.

Ok, ok, argumentation is not a word. Use 'rationalisation' instead, its better. Thanks!
The fact that homosexuality also exists in animals is not valid because we are more than animals. We have evolved beyond the state of being animalistic.
Answers then:
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.
Simply put. No comment beyond that. I can't be arsed. This is just my opinion.

I have no capacity to this argument. You know my opinions. I will not be swayed. Moral judgements are the way I run my life. Principles, morals, ethics. Damn anything else. Goodnight.

M.

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Thu Nov 14 18:28:30 CET 2002

Matthew


You are now only giving moral judgements about homosexualism. Since you clearly do not look further than your nose is long, I'd strong advise you do look a bit further. You consider the ultimate goal of life, giving life to itself. Well, that is an opinion. Some others may have onother view of that. BTW, If homosexuals cannot give life themselves, they can still raise adopted children and therefore also have the joy of life. Please do me a favour and respond to the arguments I've given because now you're only repeating yourself.

So clearly do not know the symptoms is a depression. You want to die at that time simply because you don't see a way out. Some people become so suicidal that no matter how long you try to enjoy them or talk to them, they still are suicidal. You should read more biological/psychological stuff before you judge somebodies life. BTW, we are now not talking about healthy people depressed people are definitely not healthy in the medical definition.

The sun is yellow because science is doing tests that have proven the eye's main sensitivety is in the green yellow part of the spectrum. Science can "prove" these things by doig experiments, religion doesn't. Religion is based on belief and just believing anything because you are raised a certain way or have read it somewhere is for me no clear reason why something is true.

There were for sure some groups who didn't have a deity. In prehistoric times deities were the things mankind couldn't explain. As science grew, people could explain more and more and the role of god lessened (the role of god is smaller than 100 years ago) To quote a famous philosopher of the 19th century: "I didn't need god to explain the world." If I'm not mistaken this was LaPlace.

Necrophilia and canibalism are no part of this discussion. But I know one thing, if humankind would do it I'm sure everybody would consider it normal. BTW, have you never heard of that true story about those sportsmen who were in the mountain's when their plane crashed!? They had to eat to suvive and they had to for survival so your highly ranked moral code has a lower value when it come to pure survival

I cannot prove I'm gay or not gay. Perhaps the HUGO project will make it possible to detect homosexualism. Funny you mentioned FM because he admitted to his former wife that he always had some sort of gay feeling

About survival of the fittest: Suppose you are in a savanna where you ahve to run for your life almost every day. Well it is well known that heavier people are less capable of running fast, so their survival chances are lower in free nature. Does that mean we have to ban fat people!? Does it mean fat people are forbidden and have to loose weight!?simply because they choose to be fat!? If so, I thought you'd be more rational than that. BTW, this is no personal offence since I don't mind anybody's weight.

yigal

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Thu Nov 14 18:05:10 CET 2002

Questions


Before I spill out my questions, let me just mention my surprise that somebody thinks a list of dogmatic statements is an argumentation.
Here we go. The main arguments brought up here against homosexuality are either (1) religous or (2) biological. Being an atheist I will not comment on (1), but I would like to ask the following questions regarding the argumentation that homosexual sex cannot produce off-spring and is therefore unnatural. I will not repeat the argument that homosexuality also exists in animals, although I think it's very valid, but rather would like to see how some of the arguments we heard also apply to heterosexual sex. Looking forward to your answers.

Jo:rg

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Thu Nov 14 18:04:19 CET 2002

NAP-leader


Too bad for u

yigal

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Thu Nov 14 17:21:02 CET 2002

Topics...


Hey guys, if you go on like this I won't find a hot topic for the discussion game in the next camp!

your beloved NAP leader

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Thu Nov 14 16:59:38 CET 2002

No way...


I'm not in this. You may think its a cop out Yigal, but I'm just being logical. We should agree to disagree. Homosexual acts are disgusting and perverse, imious, whatever. But just because I would never commit a homosexual act means I should not discrimnate. But behind these acts is a principle. And (!) this principle is also thus disgusting. Gays have fruitless relationships. They cannot contribute the ultimate gift to humanity - life. They themselves cannot create life. Who cares whether being gay is genetic or not? The process that creates a gay mentality does not matter, the fact that homosexuality exists is wrong.

Suicide is the other issue we are considering, I believe. Suicide is in now way acceptable. Killing is wrong. In anyway. Killing others, killing yourself. Killing is wrong too. Pure and simple. No matter how bad life is, it always improves. Troughs and crests. That is the nature of the world we exist in, get over it. Taking your own life is admitting defeat. Cowardly, selfish. Perhaps when the only reason someone is still alive is because of a life support machine then they should be allowed to die naturally. But if a healthy 'normal' person is depressed then they should not kill themselves.

Yigal - if 2000 years ago I had written that the Sun was yellow, you would still be believing it today, why does age mean that peoples opinions or facts become less relevant? Answer me that. Immoral is not defined by society. It should be an ideal of your conscience...if you have one. Why does rationality mean the rejection of God? If all civilisations have a deity as their basis, then God must exist. If you take it to an abstract level then we have all these different perspectives but one principle at the core. The kernel of the matter is the important part. So rationally we should accept God. Because we arrived at his existence from many divergent paths. Kapeesh?

So, we wouldn't accept necrophilia? Just like we wouldn't accept cannabilism. But we did as a fashion. So, what if necrophilia becomes a fashion? Would we accept it. Think about it.

How can you prove your not gay? A DNA test? Go on demostrate how you can disprove your homosexuality. Freddie Mercury was married for 12 years, but he was gay. So, how do you really know if your gay or not? Damn, flaw? Maybe....

M.


Thu Nov 14 16:14:54 CET 2002

Hmmm


I doubt this is any improvement on the discussion Jeroen. BTW, read the last FIVE words this time. (hmmm, we both seem to forget eachother's famous last words...)

yigal

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Thu Nov 14 16:09:00 CET 2002

What was that funny definition?


To deny something is also not to admit that you have any connection with it. Oh no, wrong one, Sorry Yigal.

JG

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Thu Nov 14 13:17:31 CET 2002

Before anyone thinks I'm gay


I'm not... (as far as I know)

Yigal

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Thu Nov 14 12:36:13 CET 2002

hey "somebody"


I kindly ask you to better consider what you wrote. You offended more than one people. I understand that you think differently from some of us, I know that you learnt to say that our souls are empty and that you have to scary the "different". I also assure you that we won't accept necrophilia, as an empty soul is anyway a thinking mind. Something that I would like to add to the discussion is that nowdays morality is not only reserved to religious people: this means that it's changing, also with your veto. I would like to sign: "a voluptuous atheist", but I am just Roberto.

robbio
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Thu Nov 14 12:12:16 CET 2002

That "somebody" person


It is clear that you have a very interesting point of view but since it is not allowed to post anonymous on this pinboard I suggest you reveal yourself so we can comment better. Indeed Jesus was perhaps not a fundamentalist, however it's followers are some of the time. The fact that god plays a smaller and smaller part in our world is because people are getting more rational. So far you are just quoting people and haven't formed any new opinion by yourself. BTW, nowhere in the OT it is written that homosexual activities are a sin. and even if it is written, it was written over two thousand years ago. Society changed a lot during those years.

Matthew, I rejected your arguments. However, by saying "it is wrong" and by saying "it is getting too personal" is the easiest way out. Come on, I knew you better than that. Rejoin the discussion. So far I haven't got any reaction from your side on my arguments yet.

BTW, immoral is something also defined by society. eg in Japan (and also ancient Rome) it was centuries ago (before christianity) totaly normal to have homosexual relationships. And Sorry Jeroen, indeed, I forgot those four words.

yigal

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Thu Nov 14 02:01:12 CET 2002


I meant in my writing Klaas. In my speech I may swear some, but I have stopped that. Fo real. The English language is fantastic. Ask Davide he agrees.
So why does 1 + 1 = 2?
If I worked for Arthur Andersen then I could make 1 + 1 = a profit.

M.

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Thu Nov 14 01:55:03 CET 2002

Other subject


Okay Matthew, cut the crap. You swear like hell, all the time. You have sweard like hell in 2001 and also in 2002. You're so full of swears in every sentence, that it is not normal anymore, I was already thinking that the english language was evolving back to the stone-age.
Okay ppl want to change subject, lets do that then ... anybody wondered why 1 + 1 = 2 ?

Klaas


Thu Nov 14 00:57:43 CET 2002

song


Light music late at night can help against headache! "The Times They Are A-Changin'" was just playing somewhere in my head, time to go to bed....

JG

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Thu Nov 14 00:41:24 CET 2002

Sorry..........


I never usually swear. I'm just a tad pissed off at some comments. And (!) I have a smegging awful headache.

M.

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Thu Nov 14 00:32:07 CET 2002

Just changing subject


Everyone seems to have so much to say about homosexuality. I don't, but since I don't know what else to say, I'm singing this song: "Everythings changing when I turn around, all out of my control I'm a mobile"

someone who likes this song (not Neo 4 your information)


Thu Nov 14 00:10:00 CET 2002

Pieces, scattered pieces........


This is getting too personal and nasty. Suicide is wrong. Homosexuality is wrong. Love is special and eternal. Accept it. Fuck genes.

M.

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Wed Nov 13 23:42:21 CET 2002

paprika's, tostada's, cucumber and everything else....


We're talking about homosexuality? Probably also about religion, christianity ethics and morality by now. But ehm, please tell me, why should I be generalising?

Take care!

JG

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Wed Nov 13 23:03:09 CET 2002

those are words of a bigot


what the hell are you talking about? i know of a few people, good people, that have been brought up by parents of both sexes and i have to say they have never been ashamed of this and are actually practising 'heterosexual' activities so you can shut up and stop generalising. Oh yeah, and why the hell should we believe in religions, more specifically christianity, when they are being controlled by fat men that line their pockets with money and turn a blind eye when their own priests commit horrifying homosexual acts on little boys.

a free thinker

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Wed Nov 13 22:48:15 CET 2002

mmmm....


Genetically determined thing just bull shit? Get awake, science has advanced the last decennia just as it has advanced for centuries. Please read some recent scientific papers on the subject.

You say that in animals there are mutations and we are more than animals? Then what is so different in the way we procreate than the way e.g. monkeys procreate? No mutations? Never seen from birth on handicaped (in our environment) people? Never encountered or heard of very very very exceptionally bright or gifted people? (not always due to mutation!) Thank all-the-gods-I-do-not-believe-in that mutation exists for it can save a race from extinction when environment suddenly changes drastically.

Homosexuality is indeed not normal, SOCIOLOGICALLY (see my previous postings).

JG

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Wed Nov 13 20:55:12 CET 2002

ARGUMENTATION


I'm writing this for the second time. I'm starting to get bored. But I have to say: My GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! It seems that you people consider religion a fairy tail which our ancestors wrote or told. So, I guess you consider all believers fanatics. Was God a fanatic, was Jesus a fanatic? Who are they to you? Yes, religion is becoming less influential but this is wrong. Not believing in God leeds to emptiness of the sould and mind. What is the meaning of life? Life without God is meaningless. This is why more and more people comit suicide. They have no purpose in life. For them life just ends at one point so why not end it earlier? Life without God means no hope. No hope for better. We do not have the right to take our lives. You probably think that killing people is wrong and imoral. Why not think the same about suicide? People who comit suicide are selfish and cowards. Why is that people think they have so many rights? What about obligations? Moral obligations not social ones. Animals are mating only to have offsprings. But people tend to be sexually acitve for no reason. Just to satisfy their needs. In some way they are enslaved by those needs. Homosexuality is imoral and not normal. I have read about this geneticaly determined thing but I think it's just bull shit. In animals yes, there are mutations. But we are more than animals. We are given the right to choose. And many people these days become homosexual because of fashion. Gay couples addopting children is even more imoral. What will those children think? That what their parents are doing is normal so they will probably do the same thing.Homosexuality was first an act of perversity. But nowadays it's increasing because of so much promotion. So many are militating for gay rights. Accepting homosexuality is not an act of tolerance. In this way we will soon accpet necrophilia. Yes, why not? Maybe some people enjoy this so they will ask for rights too? Where is this leading? To chaos. Ai, I have to stop. There seems to be a problem with the net. I will come back for more argumentation. Or questions.

somebody

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Wed Nov 13 19:05:24 CET 2002

Y. agrees although he doesn't know ;-)


Yigal, please read first what I wrote to M. a few postings back: "I agree on your statement that homosexual relationships are fruitless IN TERMS OF PROCREATION". Don't miss these last but very crucial four words!

JG

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Wed Nov 13 17:53:55 CET 2002

Jeroen


I disagree with you that a homosexual relationship would be fruitless. It can be fruitfull if the couple decides to adopt children. They can't get children themselves but by adopting them another set of genes will survive which could be fitter than the rest.

yigal

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Wed Nov 13 12:39:10 CET 2002

PB statistics


Wow, this year the pinboard is awesome... About twice as big as any other year, and December hasn't started yet!

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JG

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Wed Nov 13 11:58:02 CET 2002


and yes I do agree with you Yigal about suicide...

Philippe


Wed Nov 13 11:53:31 CET 2002

Darwin rules...


M: Yes, homosexuality IS part of nature and Darwin applies in this case. It occurs both among (other) animals and humans. The idea that homosexuality is identifiable as simply the choice of people who have the same gender is in my opinion a very simplification of a situation where more factors are involved. Researchers have identified years ago that there are genes that affect things like learning, memory, courtship and mating. In an research in 1992 an experiment on fruit flies yielded the result that abnormal expression of one gene causes male flies to court other male flies instead of female flies. This supports the idea that genetics are really involved here and that Darwin is applicable. Many virtually identical genes were found in humans, whose evolutionary line diverged apparently once from insects. Some years ago, molecular biologists started identifying the genes that play roles in human disorders (e.g. Alzheimer, Parkinson) and currently we have the human genome project.

Good point Neo! To be homosexual is not the same as to express homosexuality in the society, because homosexual behaviour is not sociologically normal. Homosexuals can indeed have children with a partner from the other sexe and thus pass their genes to future generations.

JG

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Wed Nov 13 11:51:43 CET 2002


oops some troubles with HTML, it looks like a poetry :) Sorry if I occupy too much space, It wasn't done on purpose.

Big Phil


Wed Nov 13 11:49:31 CET 2002

a none genetic point of view


About Homosexuality again. People are free to live their lives as they want, so homosexuality doesn't disturb me.

No matter how different they feel, I still can't understand why some of them have to demonstrate everywhere.

Do heterosexuals demonstrate ?

I haven't heard about it yet.

Another aspect is the right to adopt children...

Could we have a discussion about it?

From my point of view it's as bad as divorces for children.

Now a little answer for you Mat...

As I have already told you,I'm convinced that perfection doesn't exist in mankind.

Then in the long run, to love someone is to accept the imperfection also.

Love is blind at first but sooner or later your eyes open.

If you feel a true love it's getting even better with opened eyes I guess.

I will be waiting for your answer Mat! :-)

Philippe


Wed Nov 13 10:11:08 CET 2002

Aaargh


My HTML code's aren't working well, please for can anyone correct it...

Yigal

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Wed Nov 13 10:10:23 CET 2002

M.


[B]If it was, you would be born with homosexuality. But you are not. [/B] It is clear that you have never read any articles about psychology and biology about this subject. Homosexualism is almost for sure partially genetically determined and there are are many types of gay relationships. Some of them might be scary to you (leather gays!?) but some of them are as normal as any heteosexual relationship. [B]Thus, gays are uninstinctive, outcasts, whatever term you want.[/B] Just because monogame sex doesn't lead to children!? you probably have never seen a documentary about Bonobo monkeys. They have (homosexual and heterosexual) sex because of many different reasons and procreation is just one of them. If love is eternal as you suggest, you'll definitely have trouble finding a girlfriend because you have to seek among 3 biljon people. Small chance that you'll find the perfect one. However, it is possible to have a sustainable relationship with somebody less than perfect to your opinions. About your opinion with suicide, you clearly have never spoken with anybody who was in such a deep shit that he couldn't see a way out. If life has no meaning to you anymore because the most interesting thing you can do is wink your eyebrows, why would it be so stupid to end life conciously than wait till your heart stops beating...

Yigal

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Wed Nov 13 01:36:42 CET 2002

Homosexuality.


I don't want to comment in depth at this moment, as that would be beyond my abilities given the amount of wine I've drunk, however I have one fact to give you.

Prior to approximately 1960, homosexuals were more likely to have children, as mostly they were married, and carried out their homosexual acts as extra-marital affairs.

The statistics are out there demonstrating this if you ever care to look.

Neo.


Wed Nov 13 01:17:27 CET 2002

42


Whassup JG! Whassup Johannes. Sorry Johannes, lame title, I know. All my discussions are good, you know that. When did you turn green? So how are you? Sorry to Erik also: PSV go out! Arsenal go through! Woohoo! So back to the discussion.....

Hey, keeping the atmosphere clean is pointless if there is no-one to enjoy the clean atmosphere, thus procreation should take precedence. It isn't necessarily the main aim and goal to survive. It is our most primal urge to survive. Instinct tells us to survive. Thus, gays are uninstinctive, outcasts, whatever term you want. But useless. Homosexual relationships are fruitless. Therefore can produce nothing to enjoy our clean atmosphere. The decision to have the right to divorce was made a long time ago. I do not believe in divorce. Love is eternal, or should be. Marriage these days is an abused thing. I speak from experience. My parents are divorcing right now. In principle divorce is so immoral and hurtful. But that is a whole other discussion, which I am not emotionally ready to start. So, is the human species special or not? This is the hardest thing to decide. Some of me says yes, some of me says no. Yes, we are special, a creation of God. But we seem so small and insignificant in comparison to the rest of the Universe. Hmmm.... something to consider.

No, homosexuality is not part of nature. If it was, you would be born with homosexuality. But you are not. You decide your sexuality. Thus gays are unnatural because they chose to be against the grain of society. They 'chose'. Conscious decision there. Not a thing that you are born with. Nature will not kill gays off because of the legacy that previous gays leave, in this case Darwin does not apply. Just because they do not procreate, does not mean that their kind will not exist. This is because of the essence of homosexuality and how you arrive at or become gay. We are ignoring one factor though, a major factor. Love. It will inevitably be down to this. Love rules so much. So gays are fruitless but they do experience love. That was an aside. Yeah, lets keep annoying the p-board. We keep so many people busy reading all this stuff.

Green Rules!

M.


Tue Nov 12 23:52:30 CET 2002

brilliant heading!


Green johannes (is it really that green, like cucumber? wow!). I don't now if it was your intention but your heading made me immediately think of the first part of .... ;-)

JG

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Tue Nov 12 23:41:25 CET 2002

homosexual = also natural


Hi M!

I agree on your statement that homosexual relationships are fruitless in terms of procreation, but that DOES NOT mean that homosexual relationships are unnatural, on the contrary! It's just a matter of chance of survival, or as Darwin put it: 'fitness'. The combination of genes that will create the individual that has the best ability to surive, these gene-combination are the best in its generation. Others can also be good, but the individuals with low fitness won't get the chance to procreate (not able to, succeed not or want not to find a partner to eventually mate with) or their children won't be 'fit' enough. Ergo: the weak individuals (or the ones that simply do not want to take part in the-rally-of-genes-over-each-generation) will die out. See? Nature will take care of this. This is exactly how this evolution happens with animals too (somebody already mentioned homosexual behaviour existing among animals).

So, the concept of homosexuality you seem to dislike is part of the essence of nature. Of course you can still dislike the concept..., but without natural selection (thus exclusion as well) we would not be annoying the IAYC pinboard right now :-)

JG

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Tue Nov 12 22:14:24 CET 2002

the meaning of life


Hey M. nice discussion again, now about the meaning of life... i feel a bit like literally preaching to the pope, as your statements resemble somehow a little state int he heart of italy (didn't you break up for you right to divorce??). If you think that the main goal and responsiblity of mankind is to survive and spread that seems quite conservative to me...(are we something special in the universe or even in the realm of life?) ok here is my view of the destination of humanity: i think every generations main responsibilty is to create human living conditions for those alive and those to come, but not necessarily to be obliged to create a posterity. Just in case there is one (even of other biological species) we should treat or biosphere reasonably.

the green johannes

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Tue Nov 12 19:32:31 CET 2002

I'm innocent..............


I feel there is too much criticism aimed at me. I don't make the rules, I just say 'em. But a reply is expected, so I cannot disappoint. So, Yigal and Jeroen...here we go. This might take me a while. Sorry, I took so long JG. Pizza has priority. One last comment: Go Arsenal!

OK, so not only is suicide a sin, but it is stupid. Sure it may be your right to choose but why take your life? Does it not seem pointless? I think suicide is a very illogical concept in all perspectives, either religious or common-sensical. The decisions to call these acts sins was made a long time ago. What is a sin then? This perhaps needs defining. If something preys on a conscience, you are guilty, then it is a sin. If it is immoral then it is a sin. Then we have these predefined sins, like suicide and homosexuality. I just say these things, I don't invent them. But it is obvious to me that if life can be preserved then suicide should not be allowed.

Are you saying that moral laws become less relevant the longer we keep them? Morality is an issue that should be thought of as very important. Religion is a matter of faith. Faith, not necessarily irrational, maybe the realistic view that humans are insignificant. A love of God makes someone fanatical does it? English society is more liberal than you realise. If you experienced day to day life here as a young adult you would realise that. Sure, we do not allow weapons and other things that are destructive in nature but that is purely an issue of safety. You can say that religion is becoming less influential but that does not make it less fundamental.

OK, accepting homosexuality is wrong. Homosexual relationships are fruitless. They cannot produce offspring. Simple, the point of sex is to reproduce, create life. Homosexuals cannot do this. Is that clear enough?

Would it satisfy you if I decided to say I disliked or liked all gays? Here is my statement. I dislike the thought of homosexuality but I cannot discriminate. Thus I do not in principle dislike gay people just the concept of homosexuality. And (!) the few gays I know are not bad because they are gay.

Thank you 'somebody', thank you for your support. I will not reveal your indentity because I value the fact that you agree with me. He, he. 'Somebody' is not wrong. I dare Yigal, but I already devote too much time to these discussions. I do not fear your opinions, they after all only opinions. I have my own. I believe in mine. The fact of the matter is not that you have your opinion, but that you believe in your own opinion.

JG - good point. Society decides what is normal. But some things when viewed clincally are just wrong. Murder, is that right in any society, even if it is accepted? Oppression, is that right, even though a culture would (reluctantly) accept it? The South Sea Islands accept cannibalism, but cannibalism is still wrong. So how do we clincally view homosexuality? The whole point of humanity is to survive so this makes homosexuality wrong by any culture's definition because it does not allow humanity to evolve and survive.

I do not want a discussion of how different socities exist and how liberal/conservative they are. We should discuss homosexuality and not our views of this. Think of homosexuality from the point of your society but from the point of the whole of humanity. This gives you some truth.

I'm exhausted, I think some of this message makes no sense. If you want me to clarify, ask about specific points. Thanks again 'somebody'.

M.


Tue Nov 12 18:32:58 CET 2002

Jeroen


The Dutch society is not that open-minded. However, against homosexualism the Dutch are I think a bit more progressive than the English. Indeed, I favour a forum site or a chat site for open discussions.

yigal

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Tue Nov 12 17:45:02 CET 2002

You're normal ;-)


Y, actually I was hoping for a reply from M. With my argument I wanted to point out that it has not much use to fall back on unanalysed society norms as argument when discussing internationally. Never mind. Enjoy the open-minded, ehehehm, society in the Netherlands...

JG

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Tue Nov 12 17:21:10 CET 2002


I have this fancy info@iayc.org address, but it comes without administrative access to the pinboard. Try proper HTML mark-up the next time. And don't forget your closing tags. I have this nightmare of the whole pinboard starting to blink...
Note to NAP leader: have a discussion game again :-)

Jo:rg

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Tue Nov 12 16:36:21 CET 2002

Jorg


I know that that quote stuff if not well readable. Plse change it. Normal is in a social meaning the average devided through the population.

Yigal

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Tue Nov 12 12:58:18 CET 2002

PB & homosexuality


Yigal, Better readable, for whom?! Not readable at all then for the rest of the PB visitors...

M, [quote]If homosexuality is normal then people would accept it more readily.[/quote] Then what do you define by 'normal'? I tend to define 'normal' in this case mainly as being defined in the context of the society/culture you're living in. Consequently, the fact that people do not accept homosexuality more readily doesn't say a thing about homosexuality itself.

Have fun!

JG

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Tue Nov 12 11:48:35 CET 2002

argumentation


if somebody disagrees with me because of certain reasons let him/her give me some arguments instead of saying you don't agree with me. This is somewhat better... BTW, M. you can perhaps better e-mail me if you dare... makes the discussion a bit better readable.

Yigal
yigalherstein@hotmail.com
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Tue Nov 12 11:10:55 CET 2002


somebody is not wrond but somebody doesn't have time to explain what somebody wants to say. got to work.

somebody

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Tue Nov 12 11:07:47 CET 2002


Somebody else thinks somebody is wrong here...

somebody else

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Tue Nov 12 10:24:28 CET 2002


you are so wrong. I desagree with everything that you said.

somebody

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Tue Nov 12 10:13:01 CET 2002

M.


[quote]Mmhhmm....why is euthanasia not legal? Should we not have the right to choose to take our own life? Oh dear, suicide is a capital sin.[/quote] Why would it be a sin? Because some people decided to call it a sin. Just like homosexuality btw. [quote]Love is a beautiful thing, I will gladly attest to that. But are homosexuals being too lazy in some way by not trying to understand women? Why should we ignore religion Klaas? [/quote] Let me give a answer to that. A religion is based on a belief which is a priori irrational. Since religion is becoming less influential by the day and since these moral laws were implied by some religious fanatics ages ago we can now say that they are outdated unless the society still wants to keep them for sociological reasons which are sometimes more rational. However, as in belgium as in the NL there are no socialogical reasons to accept these moral laws. Perhaps in the "conservative" English society there are still reasons.... [quote]If homosexuality is normal then people would accept it more readily.[/quote] What would be the problem of that!? [quote]I'm not entirely sure where we are going with this discussion now. Are we going to explore religion or homosexuality or are these two subjects implicitly linked? [/quote] According to a couple of fundamentalists it is indeed coupled. [quote]What is the nature of love then? Why do most people abhor gays then? I personally do not dislike gays. Why should I? Some of them are nice people.[/quote] Yuck, I really dislike your quote here. Especially your last sentence. If "some are nice" it implies that some aren't purely based on the sticker you have put on them because of their sexual favour.

Yigal

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Tue Nov 12 00:33:56 CET 2002

*WOW*


A convert. Someone who realises the truth of love. YES!

M.

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Tue Nov 12 00:22:16 CET 2002

Love is...


Ignor my last few messages. Love exists it is eternal, I just haven't found it yet!

Neo.


Mon Nov 11 23:26:26 CET 2002


Phil, is God not perfect? Purity is perfection.

M.

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Mon Nov 11 23:22:43 CET 2002


Mat, nothing and nobody is perfect in this world... Perfection is something we can try to reach but it's out of this world.

Phil


Mon Nov 11 23:16:39 CET 2002

Reunion???


Hi there!!
Is there already something known about a possible occuring reunion somewhere in Europe?? If so, please pin these info onto this board.
Thanks!!

Q


Mon Nov 11 22:53:03 CET 2002

Oh My......(copyright Jess 2002)


What is beauty? Beauty is the epitome of all that is good. Honesty, wisdom, innocence. Beauty is a product of heart and mind and soul. It is the inner essence of a person. Aesthetics plays no role in beauty. Beauty is not just some perception. It is not just the result of chemicals and bodily functions. Are we machines? That's a whole new issue. We are not though. We are somehow elevated above this status. We can feel and beauty should give us a feeling of.....purity and love. Love everything that is beautiful. Emotions are more than chemicals too. Emotions allow us to.....feel. And (!) feeling is a magical experience. Feeling is so poignant. Just feel.

What is kindness? Kindness is an implicit form of love. Kindness is a low-level form of respectful love. It we were not kind, we would be blank and dourful. Kindness is bright and.....lovely. Thus, kindness contains love. A non-romantic kind of love, but love nonetheless. Love is not only apparent in the form of romantic love. It can be more simple or more complex. Kindness should inspire love in you. Love for others. Love for all. Kindness is a part of beauty and love is these things.

Love is in no way hysteria. Love may seem to be a form of obsession, but hysteria implies wildness and panic. Love is a soothing calm thing, but it does draw you in deep. Love may provoke hysteria if you lose love. Being cut-off or severed from love may cause you to panic. Never give-up on love. Love is so wonderful as to make you never want to give up. You must realise that. Just do not be disillusioned by love, do no be depressed by the miracle that is love. Love........love.

"All you need is love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love, love is all you need, love is all you need!"

M.


Mon Nov 11 22:18:40 CET 2002

screwing is not the answer :)


I do think love can be like a kind of hysteria.But Neil I find your message rather pessimistic, love is not only hysteria though! If it is something you share with someone it makes you feel great like Matthew said while if it is not shared (it happens sometimes) you get deeply depressed. It depends on whether you are lucky or not but those who won't give up, they will find a way to happiness. No matter how many times you lose you learn more each time. From my point of you It's worth trying hard and lots of patience and experience is needed. Homosexuality is not a suitable solution, we love women because we can't understand them, it's boring to leave with someone who looks like you, nothing to learn here! It's easy to say but much harder to do for real :) and does it really need to be explained? Damn too many questions bothering me and few answers :)

Philippe who still hope


Mon Nov 11 22:18:19 CET 2002


What is beauty? Its just somebody's perceptions of what is good, true etc. and therefore governed by emotions which are nothing but chemicals running around a machine.

What is kindness You should be kind to all things and all people, love should have nothing to do with kindness, beyond the kindness which should be between all humans.

Love is falsehood, self delusion, pain

Neo.

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Mon Nov 11 21:47:18 CET 2002

Neil


You are confused, love is not panic or fear. It is beauty and kindness.

M.

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Mon Nov 11 21:38:43 CET 2002

Strange


That definition sounds exactly like love to me.

Neo.

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Mon Nov 11 20:20:59 CET 2002

Love..........................


Love is not hysteria, hysteria is:
hys·ter·i·a (h-str-, -stîr-)
n.
1. Behavior exhibiting excessive or uncontrollable emotion, such as fear or panic.
2. A mental disorder characterized by emotional excitability and sometimes by amnesia or a physical deficit, such as paralysis, or a sensory deficit, without an organic cause.

That is hysteria, and love does not really fit that definition somehow. Love has many myriad forms but in the end it is instinctive, intuitive and oh so natural. Love is also beautiful, it can be fragile, it can be strong. Love will offer comfort, it will offer warmth. It can dispell darkness. Love can be confusing but it will speak to you directly from your heart. "Können Herzen sprechen?" A song lyric. Can hearts speak? Yes. Close your eyes, in the bewitching hour, it will murmur to you.

Remember above all: Love is magical, beautiful, we all have love in us, we all need to give and receive love. It's not hysteria. It is enlightening and touches us in so many. Love is special.

M.


Mon Nov 11 14:51:54 CET 2002

Screw Love....


It's all just hysteria.

Neo.


Mon Nov 11 13:51:06 CET 2002

What the Photon..........


Is what you mean Klaas!

Sure we should be more 'enlightened' in our sexual views. If enlightened is the correct word here. Are you saying we should encourage other sexual practices that are considered unhealthy? Sadomasichism? That urban myth of snuff films? Uh!
So, in our fantastic 21st Century, why not have complete equality for everyone then? Why do we not allow same sex marriages in the UK? Why do we have poverty anywhere in the world?
Mmhhmm....why is euthanasia not legal? Should we not have the right to choose to take our own life? Oh dear, suicide is a capital sin. Love is a beautiful thing, I will gladly attest to that. But are homosexuals being too lazy in some way by not trying to understand women? Why should we ignore religion Klaas? If homosexuality is normal then people would accept it more readily.
I'm not entirely sure where we are going with this discussion now. Are we going to explore religion or homosexuality or are these two subjects implicitly linked? What is the nature of love then? Why do most people abhor gays then? I personally do not dislike gays. Why should I? Some of them are nice people.

The Philosopher's Final Thought:
What do we have to think about now? Should we accept homosexuality? Should we be zealous about equality in light of the fact that we have thus accepted gays? Does religion play a role in any of this?
Take care of yourselves.......and each other.

M.


Mon Nov 11 12:28:58 CET 2002

What the fuck


Being straight, Lesbian or Gay or anything else, which should not matter any person, if you love a person, no matter the sex, then that is what counts, and not what they write in the bible or any other religious book.
If you love a person so much that you would follow him to the depths of hell no matter the sex, then you should not be blamed by anything or by anybody. Because love is a beautiful thing. Nobody likes the idea that ppl talk about him/her and the person they love and say how it should be, that they don't fit together, etc etc. Not even straight ppl.
Homosexuality is totally normal, even animals have it (we are also animals, but next to that okay).
Love is something that other people should respect! Come on, we live in the 21st century, not 1AD.

Klaas


Mon Nov 11 11:32:55 CET 2002

Oh Dear!


No, no, no.....homosexuality is not good. In either sexes. No, no, no......

M.


Mon Nov 11 00:41:00 CET 2002

IDEA


as a result of men and women being psichologicaly soooo different homosexuality/lesbianism is thougth to have appeared in the evolution as a solution - a benefical coalition between people of the same sex, who can easier understand each others needs and desires

a scientist
voila


Sun Nov 10 19:29:12 CET 2002

I agree,


You should always try to follow your heart, even when in leads you into the darkest pits of depression and up the highest mountains of trials, for a life without love is a terrible thing.

However to say that is too easy - what happens when following your heart causes pain to another? Or when following your heart will lead you away from important things and people in your life. Or in the worst case when you cannot hear the message from your heart, or cannot believe them?

Who can say they follow their heart? Its either just a powerful pump (the physical heart) or waves of chemicals passing through receptors in your brain (the emotional heart).

The Depressed Neo.


Sat Nov 9 21:15:34 CET 2002

Women..........


There is a famous sketch in British comedy by a man called Harry Enfield. The sketch is entitled: 'Women - Know Your Limits!' Oops, I have doomed myself by even mentioning it! He, he.

Who says men can't think with their hearts? Are you trying to imply something Ania? Only three compliments? Why not make it five to be a nicer round number? Klaas, you mean you didn't know that it was impossible to understand women? Or you mean the secret to understanding women came too late? Miserable without women......? Actually, you are so right! Bjorn, if you're a man why do we all call you Heidi? Or are you really unsure? I think women never know what they want. And (!) that we should all just follow our hearts!

M. (not really a man)


Sat Nov 9 18:01:40 CET 2002

not enough


Well, sadly sometimes it is not enough. Anyway, remember that what doesn't kill you that strengthens you. Sometimes the problem is that women do not know what they really want. Then they 'follow their heartsong'. And of course the compliments should be said before TEA (I, personally, would not mind listening to them before every of the numerous teas I drink every day :)p.s. "Facing the Future / Every journey begins / With but a small step. / And every day is a chance / For a new, small step / In the right direction. / Just follow your Heartsong." Mattie Stepanek

Ania


Sat Nov 9 12:03:30 CET 2002

Women


That is always the same Klaas. The right information get too late to our heads...

And even when they say we should just love them it is not always enough. But don't ask me why, ask them and you may get an answer. I didn't so far...

a man (at least I think so...)
bjoern@iayc.org


Sat Nov 9 11:33:54 CET 2002

Not late


It's not late klaas, you were late picking it up!!! Mathew woman might think from their head or heart, just know this, "you would be miserable without them" so just love them!!!!

a woman 2

http://


Sat Nov 9 01:45:06 CET 2002

Why ...


why does al this information always comes to late!!!

Klaas


Fri Nov 8 23:09:13 CET 2002

Coffee?


I think that should read tea.

Jo:rg

http://


Fri Nov 8 23:05:19 CET 2002

the point is...


Secret No1. Women do not think with their heads, they think with their hearts. Secret No2. Three compliments before the morning coffee will do wonders.

a woman
anna@iayc.org


Fri Nov 8 22:56:39 CET 2002

Hmm....


You think we don't try?

A Story....

Once upon a time a young man and a young woman were in love. They were happy. The man loved the woman. Just loved her. He did not even attempt to understand her. She was too deep, too unfathomable. She was too intelligent. He was happy not understanding. Then one day they have an argument. The woman ends up saying to the man: "Why don't you understand me?"

Makes you wonder......so if we don't understand women, we just love them we get accused of not understanding. Oh dear. But if we try and understand women we get confused. The moral of the story - make it look like you're trying to understand and they will be happy! He, he.

All material above is subject to copyright 2002, Philosophy Productions Ltd. I, the stated, do hereby declare that woman are fantastic and definitely the better sex! This story is fictional but can be construed as a common occurence globally.

Note to men: Get you fingernails painted. It is enlightening. It helps you understand.

A Man and A Philosopher (sometimes)


Fri Nov 8 22:40:38 CET 2002


Don't even try to understand women, just love them!

a woman
anna@iayc.org


Fri Nov 8 19:16:18 CET 2002

Phewww....


Who'de have thunk it, I arrive to get my practical marked, the guy looks through it in 10 minutes, awards me a S+ (i.e. more than satisfactory) and then its over. Always finish your work 5 minutes before deadline. Its worth it.

Neo.

http://


Fri Nov 8 18:41:29 CET 2002

Ouch


M.

http://


Fri Nov 8 17:08:01 CET 2002

Bang


Klaas


Fri Nov 8 17:03:58 CET 2002

Oh My God...........


Somebody shoot me quick! Einstein did have children, damn I'm stupid. I'm so sorry people.

M.

http://


Fri Nov 8 15:49:01 CET 2002

Mmhhmm........


Respect to the RCSAFAPC. Muscles, perhaps it is the worst thing that can happen! But, but, but.......you at least have to try! Or maybe I will persuade Sebastian B. (BGM) to go for the win then. Go BGM!

I am glad to hear that England is not the only place that it is raining. In fact, I would prefer snow. At least you can play in the snow. Well now, yes, women are too deep for us men perhaps. No, not perhaps, they just are. So, all you ladies out there, teach us stupid men how to understand you. Give us some clues. Next p-board topic: How to Understand Women.
What's a food competition then? Is it: who can eat as much as possible? That would be fun. It is a pity that Einstein had no children. But I did hear that he slept with Marilyn Monroe and ended up having cold showers for the rest of his life. In the make-up competition do they paint boys' nails? He, he. Tell all the boys that it is fun.

Neil, don't worry, it's not just you that does that. It's like my favourite pastime to handle work like that. 4 minutes before deadline is my closest. But, damn, was it a rush! And (!) I doubt women do this, they are just too smart. Before any enquires - I am stone cold sober. I mean it. He, he.

To conclude - why are women so special? It's not fair. They get all the sense, intelligence and depth! Maybe I should go and investigate how I can become female!

M.

http://


Fri Nov 8 14:26:39 CET 2002

Women...


Its true that in many ways women are superior to men, for instance I doubt many women would have left finishing their physics write up until 1/2 an hour before its due in, then wasted five minutes writing a message on the IAYC pinboard when they should be working on it, like I am right now... Really ought to get on with work, talk more later.

Neo.


Fri Nov 8 08:48:27 CET 2002

I AGREE


with everything that these people write on the p-board. Because women are so intelligent and deep. That's why you can't understand them. Today: free day. I mean the day when teachers become pupils and pupils become teachers. We were supposed to have a football match between teachers and students but it's been snowing and raining. But I think there is make-up competition. He,he. Food competition. But this year I'm not going. Two years are just toooooooooooo much for me. Though I might change my mind. Last year we had a theater play. Something with Einstein and the devil. Of course, there was also a hot woman round there. So, Einstein had two children: a genius and an idiot( wearing Pampers). That was cool. Bye people!!!!!!!!!!!Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Sma-who recently had a sex change

http://


Fri Nov 8 02:15:45 CET 2002

Hunk of Meat ...


... keep Cool. It's not the worst thing that can happen, being beaten by a girl in the rubiks-cube-solving-as-fast-as-possible-competition (RCSAFAPC). Me and Sebastian B. had two years ago both 1:50 in the RCSAFAPC. Three years ago we had Kalle and Zita solving it in less then 3 minutes. You see, every year somebody will be faster, and it just can't be the same person every year that wins the RCSAFAPC. So I just would say, Jess go for it. 1:45 is nice, but I guess you came on a certain point where you didn't had to switch the corners, and that gives time. I would say, an apprentice became a master!

Klaas


Fri Nov 8 01:30:52 CET 2002

**YAWN**


Goodnight World....

ZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzz......ZZzzZZzzZZzzZZzz

M.

http://


Fri Nov 8 00:35:27 CET 2002

Hi.


Haven't posted for a while, bored, sober, thought I'd say Hi to all. BTW my college team (avec moi) just won at darts. Sees.

Neo.


Thu Nov 7 23:44:40 CET 2002

Aarrgghh.............................


Klaas you need to start practising. Forget neutrinos and supernovae, your cubing title may lay in shatters next year. Go Klaas! Go Klaas! So, even Jess admits that girls are complicated? 1:45? I don't believe you. Klaas, we can't have this. Someone without a nickname winning the cube competition? It just can't happen. I must start practising mine then. Muscles - Go Muscles! So, who agrees that girls are confusing?

Hunk of Meat (M. - to the rest of you)

http://


Thu Nov 7 22:08:07 CET 2002

cubie -vs- cutie


Girls may be more confusing than Rubiks Cubes.. but that doesn't say too much as I just solved the cube in 1:45. Are you practicing, Klaas?

<3 Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Thu Nov 7 19:15:36 CET 2002

Hey


Hi Tijl! That is Sebastian S., for sure it isn't you :) So, nice to see you again here, you didn't forget us!! (so far away when we went drunk in Paris... :) )

roberto
roberto@iayc.org


Thu Nov 7 17:42:14 CET 2002

Ohmygod


Say, who is the guy on the second picture of singing evening, with the grey shoes? It could be me. I have the same shirt and the same shoes, but I thought I wasnt at an IAYC for six years. Was I there? How did this happen? How come I dont remember? Questions, questions, questions.

Tijl
tijl.vanneste@student.kuleuven.ac.be
http://


Thu Nov 7 00:58:04 CET 2002

Addendum........


BUT WE STILL LOVE WOMEN!

Philippe and Matthew


Thu Nov 7 00:48:26 CET 2002

**CONCLUSION**


A Consensus Has Been Reached On The Subject Of Women

RUBIK'S CUBES ARE EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN WOMEN! ITS TRUE!

Philippe and Matthew


Wed Nov 6 19:31:42 CET 2002

Neil


Tis ok!

M.

http://


Wed Nov 6 19:21:34 CET 2002

Matt


Sorry

Neo

http://


Wed Nov 6 14:56:33 CET 2002

Neil.................


And Davide. They were potatoes! Trust me on that. Neil, if you think that my grammatical approach is even remotely comparable to your doppelganger then think again! Damn, you do need to aplologise Neil. Every person? So you are counting me as you too? The only person I pretend to be is the Philosopher. Univeristy Internet code of practice? What's one of those? It wasn't me Neil.
RAIN! I hate rain! Why does it always rain here? Damn, rain. Not only does it rain but it is too windy to use an umbrella. So you can't even stay dry!
I have a unique and twisted grammatical approach Neil and why would stoop so low as to impersonate you?
AARRGGHH! RAIN!

M.

http://


Wed Nov 6 13:33:35 CET 2002

They weren't potatoes


They were Scottish poetetee. Weren't they?

Davide

http://


Wed Nov 6 13:24:16 CET 2002

Matthew....


You know that pretending to be somebody else on the Internet is almost certainly against your university internet code of practice and bleh bleh bleh. That last message is not mine, its always easy to tell as mine tend to have worse spelling and a unique grammatical approach. P.S. If that wasn't you matt, I apologise. However seeing as you post around 900f messages on the board as a physicist I can dismiss any posting not by you as a stastical outlier, and therefore conclude that Matt is in fact every other person in the world.

The True Neo.
neil.tarrant@stcatz.ox.ac.uk


Wed Nov 6 09:52:56 CET 2002

MONTE CARLO DAY


Last day in my university there was a Monte Carlo day, everybody getting crazy with algorithms and in the and my friend giving random numbers distributed around a mean value with a Poisson distribution just by mind. I didn't manage to convert my chips in anything else I didn't have chips at all, just tea at five.

Neo

http://


Wed Nov 6 02:24:30 CET 2002

Early Morning


WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
I am tired, I must go and think deeply and then sleep a bit.
Goodnight people. Morning soon!

M.

http://


Tue Nov 5 19:34:13 CET 2002

Bananananananananas


Just to test this. I will be careful Klaas.
Inflatable Crococdiles rule!
Inflate those Bananananannanas
All these typos are purposeful!

M.


Tue Nov 5 16:18:06 CET 2002


One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, Four, Five Potato, Six Potato, Seven Potato, More! Erotic cucumber party! A challenge, cucumbers are harder to eat than bananas. So, I'm not the guaranteed winner. Jess, there's the perfect suggestion. Neil - can anything be erotic? Mhm, not so sure about that. I can think of things that are not even remotely erotic. Boson is a highly offensive swear word, so never call a banana that! Klaas - here's an idea - you should publish a list of your particles and there rating on the swear scale. Neil, ask me for a list of highly non-erotic things. I can provide such a thing. Klaas: Publish that list of particles so I can use them! And the results of the crazy competition!

M. (The Philosopher? No, he's gone!)


Tue Nov 5 15:13:16 CET 2002


Banana Mans real name was Eric. Its' true!

M.

http://


Tue Nov 5 15:12:58 CET 2002

Banana Trivia.


I'm reminded of the sesame street salute to the banana with all this talk. It was one of their little musical numbers which only actually managed to find the word mańana (not sure about placement of the ~ there) with banana, thus resulting a rather boring song. I think it is quite clear that Bananas are bosons, or else how else could BEC's (Banana-Eicecream condenstates) form? Klaas - its a winner of idea, lets hope the nobel prize comittee agree for next year :). As you can probably tell I'm bored as well right now, so I'm gonna go install Linux on my computer and annoy Bill Gates for something fun to do.... That is unless the erotic contest is gonna take place soon. Try hard enough and anything can be erotic, e.g. Chess is the Thomas Crown affair, or much more funnily in Austin Powers 2.

Neil
neil_nova@hotmail.com


Tue Nov 5 14:33:20 CET 2002

Contest-suggestion


What about some erotical Cucumer contest/party?
(exact. at 06.00hr)

PB
have a look view pins down
http://the.same...


Tue Nov 5 13:33:06 CET 2002


one banana, two bananas, three bananas, four and moooooooore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wasn't that with potatoes?

banana man

http://


Tue Nov 5 10:28:45 CET 2002

Competition


Klaas - you are wacko. I'm wacko, Jess is wacko. I'm not so up for the erotic contest but eating bananas.......well that's my forte. So, score one for the Philosopher. Who wants to see me win though? Bring it on. I'll have a workshop on banana eating at some point. To help you all along. So, Klaas, what does an erotic contest involve then? Or should I be asking Jess that? Jess, how do we enter these competitions? Can we have an apple eating competition too? That would make lots of people happy! Or hows about a philosophy competition? A nickname Jess - well Klaas and I brainstormed but nothing fitted. We will try but Klaas distilled it too its essence and it has to be something natural and a sort of caught-in-the-moment type of assignation. So maybe some time this will happen to you. Bananas! Everyone suggest competitions to entertain me.

Ye Olde Banana Eating Philosopher
pro-banana-eater@platain.com
www.bananas-rule.inflatlable.bananas.tv


Tue Nov 5 06:48:21 CET 2002

erotic contest?!


I never thought to have an erotic contest, but I don't see why not (well..). We could have a banana-eating contest (though that would apparently violate some rules of Physics AND Ye Olde Philosopher is a guaranteed win). Any other ideas? And whatever happened to assigning me a nickname?

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Tue Nov 5 03:15:56 CET 2002

The one space banana operator


Hmm, I always thought that the banana was a canonical quantisated field operator. Using this operator lets call it B and its hermitian. you can write down the Banana-field. These operators are annihilation (or harvesting) and creation (planting) operators of the banana. And are both much used in banana plantations. due to the fact that a banana is a fermion (it is not possible to have to banana's in the same space-time point and with same quantum-numbers), the operators are answering to the anticommutationrelations of the fermion-banana particle. The physicists of the banana plantations have even proven that probability of a banana being in two different space-time points which are not in each others light cone, drops exponentially. So in normal words, by moving the banana from point A to B (space-time points), you have to harvest or annihilate (eat) the banana first in A, and then create the same banana in B, to eat it later, this means due to the light cone thing, that at the same time, on different positions (space only) two persons eat the same banana. And as every normal person knows, this is not possible. Although my opinion is that this theory is wrong because banana's are not fermions but bosons, and this gives also the possibility of growing a bunch of bananas together. but hey, I'm only a simple student, so who would listen to me. Why am I so nuts for that moment, doing QFT on a banana. Jess, when do you have that erotic contest?

Klaas who is totaly wacko


Tue Nov 5 01:49:23 CET 2002

CRAZY?!?!?!?!


Am I winning Klaas? Come on tell me the results. I blatantly deserve to win. I'm nuts! I must win. Who won, update us on the scores!

M.

http://


Tue Nov 5 00:20:28 CET 2002

Bored.....................


An epidemic of boredom is spreading! Take up a new hobby. Jess- not comedy though! Try reading some new interesting books. Try learning cricket. Thats my challenge to you all. We can have a European cricket team next year versus England! I know we will win! Bring it on Europe. He, he.

M.

http://


Mon Nov 4 22:58:50 CET 2002

speaking of what happens when we're bored...


One day this woman gets on a bus. As she's walking towards the back for an empty seat, another woman says to her, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman keeps walking and sits down, but the more she thinks of it, the more she is bothered by the woman's comment. Finally, she turns to the man next to her and says, "There's a woman up there who told me the most offensive thing I've ever heard. Do you think I should go ask her to apologize?" The man quickly replies, "If it's really bothering you, I think you should talk to her. I'll tell you what... you go talk to her, and I'll hold your monkey."

the joker
jessicay@mit.edu


Mon Nov 4 22:40:39 CET 2002

by the way ... Banana


A banana is flying first class from New York to L.A. Two scientists, one in each city, are talking on the phone about the banana. Because it is moving in relationship to its noun, the referent of the word banana never occupies one space, and anything that does not occupy one space does not exist.
Therefore, a banana will arrive at JFK with no limousine into the city, even though the reservation was confirmed in L.A.

quoted, "Schrödinger's Cat"/"Pure Drivel" by Steve Martin

I guess you can see, I'm bored...
see ya

Paul
pgbeck@gmx.at
http://www.gymmelk.ac.at/~m93030/


Mon Nov 4 17:10:06 CET 2002

Neil..............


You're right, that is a pineapple. Silly Jess. If you ask nicely Jess someone will probably eat a banana erotically, whilst stripping. Ha, ha. Any volunteers?

M.

http://


Sun Nov 3 23:45:21 CET 2002


Je suis un ananas - Doesn't that mean I am a pineapple, or is my GCSE french failing me...

Neo.


Sun Nov 3 19:38:47 CET 2002


and by porn shop, Oh My meant Matt's house.

oh my 2

http://


Sun Nov 3 19:37:27 CET 2002

je suis un anana


For the person who offers to be the seductive banana eater, Matt has offered to be the banana.

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Sun Nov 3 19:35:54 CET 2002

Addition: Jess...............


Jess has volunteered her services to go and acquire a pair of edible panties for anyone in desperate need when she visits the porn store on Friday for her weekly shop!

Oh My!

http://


Sun Nov 3 19:33:06 CET 2002

Bananas


Jess says she wants to see someone eat a banana erotically. Happy Neil?

M.

http://


Sun Nov 3 19:13:13 CET 2002


Cool Neil!!!!

not a very common name

http://


Sun Nov 3 19:03:36 CET 2002

Why Hasn't Anyone posted!!!


Another Sleepy Sunday! Anyway, I was surfing this morning and found the following link which I think is pretty cool - its all the most common names in Europe by country, however it has left me pondering; what is the most common name over the whole of the continent? Lets find out...

Neil

http://europe.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/report/200210/23/europe.html


Sun Nov 3 13:01:10 CET 2002

Monte Carlo Night


Last night my university held a 'monte carlo' night, with poker, roulette and blackjack. I'm happy to say that thanks to the donation of some friends chips, and some rather sneaky card counting by the more mathematicaly inclined friends of mine, I managed to turn 20 chips into 292 over the course of an evening, and ending up wining the first prize (we were not real money (Dam!) but with representative chips. Poker is definately my game now!

Neil - in the money


Sun Nov 3 12:03:05 CET 2002

Happy birthday Miha!


all

http://


Sat Nov 2 02:16:44 CET 2002

Don't run with a stress fracture


...duh? You might think so. Anyway, hello everybody. It's really nice to contact you all again, especially since I have negative free time. You'd think high school wouldn't give too much homework, but... And the moral to this story? Stress fractures hurt, especially when you run on them. It was the last race of the season, and my leg completely gave out the first 1500 of the 5K, and I was not going to give up, so I finished...in pain, yes...disappointed, yes. (See the second/third page of "Odds and Ends" on the link at the bottom of the message). And I'm learning the joys of crutches. Fun. Next up...swimming! Hope all of you have good times and at least time to check your e-mail once a week :) PS Those of you in university, does your brain usually freeze up on midterms, or is it just me?

Kat

http://www.pbase.com/megleg/root


Fri Nov 1 21:50:40 CET 2002

or....?


just like the good old IAYC customs: use your isomat!!

JG

http://www.isomataroundyourtelescope.org


Fri Nov 1 21:49:40 CET 2002

Dew remover


Klaas, you may remove dew from the corrector plate with a scourer (schuurspons). This causes very intersting star images. However, a dew heater (a group of resistors in a ring around your main optics (front lense, primary mirror) works the best in humid area as the Benelux. The heat created should be only a few degrees above dewpoint. The total power through the resistors should be around 10W. With P=V*I and V=I*R is it possible to calculate the voltage/amperage needed. If you need extra info, you can mail me of course

yigal
yigalherstein@hotmail.com
http://www.dauwkap.nl/onzin.html


Fri Nov 1 21:46:12 CET 2002

Important Question.................


Yeah, what is the distance between the Moon craters Tycho and Copernicus? Can anyone help me? If not jsut point out a resource that may be able to help me. Thanks. Just stick some kind of answer on the p-board. I will most grateful to anyone who knows! Thanks people.

Matthew

http://


Fri Nov 1 08:06:45 CET 2002

Dew off - for KlaasŽ telescope


First, to prevent it, you can use a dew-shild (that tube that makes your telescope look bigger and therefore more cool).But if that doesnŽt help, you can use also a so-called "dew-remover" or "dew-heater", which is in fact a wire that you attach arround the telescope (or eyepiece) tube, where the lense (of the SCT or Maksutov) is, and then you put some current through the wire, so it heats up and therefore pevents the dew to form. This is of course a very simplified description of the device, more information you can find on the internet (the keyword: "dew remover" or "dew heater") - youŽll find there some commercial versions aswell as do-it-alone descriptions.
Hope that helps. And greetings to everyone from Gerching (Munich), where a non-official (2 persons, 3 nationalities) IAYC reunion breakfast will begin right now.

TiNa, with Jo:rg preparing the breakfast

http://


Thu Oct 31 20:27:58 CET 2002

Telescopes and dew, something that does not work together


I'm wondering if somebody knows a method how to remove dew from your telescope, without a hairdryer. Does anybody know how to remove it or just avoiding it? I'm hoping to get an answer from Bastien/Bart/Heidi/Tim or anybody else with lots of experience in moister!

Klaas


Thu Oct 31 19:37:44 CET 2002

Stolen from Oxford?


Not a chance Neil. The Assassins existed long before Oxford. The origin of The Assassins is in AD 632. This is the earliest date to which their creation can be traced. I am talking about the origins of the Nizari Isma'ilis. That Islamic sect, an important Shi'a minority. This sect's name is where the drug called Hashish comes from. The Assassins used to take a variant of Hashish before they went on their killing sprees. I believe that they imported Hashish from Yemen [modern name]. So Assassin is essentially a corruption of the word Hashish. Sorry Neil, Oxford is not the quintessential home to everything. {Disclaimer - in no way does this message advocate drugs or violence.} {Notes - Hashish is smoked. The Assassins still exist with their latest leader having been sworn in in 1967.}

Matthew

http://


Thu Oct 31 18:32:02 CET 2002

Stolen!


As far as I understand it (then again Oxford claims this about everything) The Assasins are an Oxford traditional dating back decades etc. Zzzzz. Zzzzz. Oxford - home to everything before you.

Oxford Guy


Thu Oct 31 17:25:24 CET 2002

Finally!


I am so glad I have sometime off my studies.So the p-board is turning into a chatroom,hmmm.So our really important and celebrated fest is nearing.It's diwali!I guess some of you would have heard about it,it's celebrated all around the world.It's the festival of light's, this is when we have these amazing fireworks lit up the night sky.It's one amazing view!!!

Narmadha

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Thu Oct 31 16:32:30 CET 2002

Awake too late..... guitarists.........


I actually woke up. But.... after all my lectures. Oh my, I missed them all. So what are the designated weapons Gem? Ok, here's a challenge - I'm listening to 'In The Air Tonight' by Phil Collins. What on Earth is this song about? I have heard various theories. Like, it is abtou a guy who drowned or a guy who was in a car crash, but... I have no clue. Can someone tell me? Does anyone think that Rammstein are a good band? Any Germans who like Rammstein? Their song 'Zwitter' is quite amusing. I'm sure someon german will tell you what that means. Ooh, the song has changed - Santana. So, who thinks Santana is the greatest living guitarist? Mhm, I'm not sure. He is good, that is definite. But, Joe Walsh, Eric Clapton and John Squire from the Stone Roses are better in my opinion. Maybe Ritchie Blackmore or David Gilmour or Peter Frampton. Hard question. One answer: Joe Walsh is the best guitarist alive. Who agrees? Who disagrees? Lets have people's opinions who is the best.

Matthew

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Thu Oct 31 13:47:51 CET 2002

The Guild Of Assassins


Guess what, there's a cool new soc being created at uni (probably stolen from somewhere else) which works kind of like the shower game, except to kill someone you must present them with an object designated a weapon. The worst thing is the lack of water and general showerness, but then it is very COLD up here and I haven't got a coat...

Gemma
gr128@york.ac.uk
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Thu Oct 31 03:35:29 CET 2002


Good night everyone. Good night world. The rain and the wind. I wish I had more to say........... subdued is the name of the game.

M.

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Wed Oct 30 23:30:08 CET 2002


Klaas, I'm doing this to annoy you obviously. I'm nuts, brazil nuts, inflatable nuts.

M.

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Wed Oct 30 23:19:13 CET 2002

and then, it was oh soo quiet


finaly, a relaxed p-board, don't we love it!

klaas


Wed Oct 30 16:51:35 CET 2002


It's nice to have a lively pinboard, but I think a pinboard is not the right place to exchange short messages every 60s or so. There are better ways, use msn, icq, whatever, in the past IAYC people could be found on IRC. It would be nice if this pinboard would stay usable for people who don't reload it every 10 minutes. And I still appreciate it if I know who left a message here. Just my personal opinion.

Jo:rg

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Wed Oct 30 16:35:42 CET 2002


take speed reading lessons.............. you might find them useful in the long run too.

my eyesight is adequate

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Wed Oct 30 14:43:15 CET 2002

here's a really cool tip...


use a phone or maybe msn messenger, icq...

a person who can't read the pinboard as fast as some people

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Wed Oct 30 01:55:37 CET 2002

Potato Rotato


Look at our projects, nice. I love my rotating thing.

klaas

http://www.iayc.org/projects/2002/index.html


Wed Oct 30 01:51:19 CET 2002


We had a section on stress....... what about loneliness? Any solutions?

alone and needing comfort

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Wed Oct 30 01:35:58 CET 2002


Is life ever relevant in any frame of reference? Do not listen to the warped musings of me, the disillusioned philosopher.

M.

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Wed Oct 30 01:22:39 CET 2002


Neil, life is irrelevant, but you don't know it yet.

klaas


Wed Oct 30 00:42:46 CET 2002

Carry on smiling, and the world will smile with you.


Don't let patterns form lest they break. Times change with the winds. Constants vary with their situation. Time is reletive. Life is ultimately a single use media.

Neo.


Wed Oct 30 00:19:21 CET 2002

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............


Respect... Neil is we teaching der foreign peeps da ali g speak? Big it up for the Staines massiv! Selecta. Anyone wanting to speak like ali g can come and ask me, because I live right near Staines.

(Ali) M.
sorry for typo


Wed Oct 30 00:16:10 CET 2002

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............


Respect... Neil is we teaching der foreign peeps da ali g speak? Big it up for the Staines massiv! Selecta. Anyone wanting to speak like ali g ca ncoem and ask me, because I live right near Staines.

(Ali) M.

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Tue Oct 29 23:29:43 CET 2002


was somebody asking for apples?

apple maniac

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Tue Oct 29 23:09:05 CET 2002


Hey Neil! In two weeks you will be in Paris and we'll have lots of fun. Only two weeks to wait my friend and you will forget Oxford and his sadness for a while :)

Philippe


Tue Oct 29 23:04:04 CET 2002

Partying Emergency


Nobody in Bar, Neil Sad :(.

Neo.


Tue Oct 29 22:48:47 CET 2002


Actually It's exactly the same here. I should not have forgotten it!

philippe


Tue Oct 29 22:26:01 CET 2002

holiday


On 1st November in Poland we celebrate All Saints' Day. We go to cemetaries to light candles and put flowers on our relatives' graves. We also visit our living relatives just to spend some time together.

Ania


Tue Oct 29 21:16:35 CET 2002


Let's try again with the proper accent. It's holidays time here. Nevertheless I'm a student so I have the great opportunity to go to uni everyday, lucky me :) Hopefully uni will be closed on November the first as each year. I don't remember why nobody works this day but I like it!

Philippe

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Tue Oct 29 21:07:02 CET 2002


sanks for this goud adveice Nil :)

filipe


Tue Oct 29 20:55:47 CET 2002


Yo Philippe, Wassup my homie? If u is talking like dis den u is sure to pass yr Angelish 'nations. No serious, good luck and best wishes. P.S. Its still Rob's Birthday, so Héppy Birthdéy Rébert.

Neo.


Tue Oct 29 19:11:52 CET 2002


Why don't you write something on the pinboard so that you will avoid beeing annoyed? As far as I'm concerned I like to read a lively pinboard. I'm sure you have many interesting things to tell us and I would like to know who you are :)

Philippe not annoyed


Tue Oct 29 19:11:23 CET 2002


who's getting annoyed and why?

someone who is not annoyed

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Tue Oct 29 19:01:21 CET 2002


We don't seem to need a p-board, but a chatroom instead

someone who's getting annoyed


Tue Oct 29 18:56:14 CET 2002


I haven't read the pinboard since two days and I got lost again, so much lines to read! So Klaas how could you speak french with your hair??? amazing or should I say crazy? Oh and happy birthday Rob! Sma, je suis paumé avec toutes ces histoires de pommes!!! :) (Translation of it available on request). Hey people could you stop using french on the pinboard for a while, I have an english test tomorrow and I want to revise my english reading the pinboard... :)) Thanks for your help Matthew, I feel like doing some prose tomorrow in my essay.

Philippe

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Tue Oct 29 15:46:32 CET 2002


You missed some letters Neil.

M.

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Tue Oct 29 10:13:42 CET 2002

Alphabetising


Happy Birthday Rabert! Heppy Birthdey Rebert! Hippy Birthdiy Ribert! Hoppy Birthdoy Robert! Huppy Birthduy Rubert! Hyppy Birthdyy Rybert!

Neo.


Tue Oct 29 03:40:03 CET 2002


Sleep has overtaken me..........

M.

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Tue Oct 29 01:22:42 CET 2002


Uh-Oh, Neil is drunk! Happy Birthday Rob, I got you some birthing stirrups. Cos it sounded like birthday.

Matthew

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Tue Oct 29 01:20:40 CET 2002

StarBUCKS!


Just listening to music by 'A' - Starbucks! Woo Hoo! See You at Easter Mari!

Neo

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Tue Oct 29 01:13:39 CET 2002


ok, i will bring you red apples. good night, sleep well.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 01:12:22 CET 2002


j'ai dit que je vais me coucher mais ....je prefer le rouge.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 01:11:47 CET 2002


Je te comprends, je parle français avec cheveux, but i like english more, now I go sleep

klaas


Tue Oct 29 01:11:24 CET 2002


sweet dreams

someone

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Tue Oct 29 01:11:11 CET 2002


i offer you an apple then, although would you prefer green or red? chat might be possible..... i hope so. im interested in reading everything you write. so, have you got an apple?

somsone

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Tue Oct 29 01:10:02 CET 2002


Bonne nuit. Moi aussi je vais me coucher.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 01:08:34 CET 2002


j'ai besoin d'un pomme. quelqu'un qui veut me donner un? Beh, je ne comprends pas,ou est que tu veux qu'on chat? Ici, c'est pas bien, parce que il y a des persones qui ne sont pas intereses de lire les......qu'on ecrit. Mais, toujours....le pomme.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 01:05:46 CET 2002


i'm not the webmaster of this site, so you should ask him to do it. have fun, but try not to explode this p-board to much, cause its hard to use it that way. g'night

klaas


Tue Oct 29 01:01:59 CET 2002


chat, we need chat

someone

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Tue Oct 29 01:00:13 CET 2002


like it would be hard to guess. cmon. 'Join a chat'?

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:58:47 CET 2002


you should make chat for us klass

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:58:46 CET 2002


hmm, you wrote my name wrong (i don't mind that), only a few ppl do that, so I can make my guess list shorter of who is who.

klaas


Tue Oct 29 00:58:11 CET 2002


yeah, I don't like annoying people.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:57:25 CET 2002


yes, i would use it klass

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:56:44 CET 2002


if there was a chat on the site, would u use it then?

klaas


Tue Oct 29 00:56:23 CET 2002


klass isn't annoyed, he probably thinks its funny and confusing. he likes exploding the p-board. he, he. and caht would be a great idea

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:56:13 CET 2002


i-hi ho oh hey bonny ho. she walked by the river.

crazy

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Tue Oct 29 00:54:44 CET 2002


hi Klaas, i would use the chat but it just didn't work. so I'm using this p-board. sorry. are you annoyed? good idea.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:52:38 CET 2002


so was my response how you expected?

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:52:30 CET 2002

Chat


maybe we should install a chat on the IAYC-site. Cause the p-board just exploded again. Bart I'll check for a chatbot.

Klaas


Tue Oct 29 00:52:14 CET 2002


i do, thank you.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:50:31 CET 2002


you know i worry easily, ur so wicked to me. but hey i don't mind a bit of teasing. you knew how i would respond, u know how i feel about you.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:48:57 CET 2002


don't worry, those are not my real opinions. I'm just asking to see how you respond.he,he. wicked me.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:46:48 CET 2002


that came out all wrong, im not thinking straight. i am so worried i have hurt you.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:46:02 CET 2002


ok. im sorry. i have upset you, i feel that i have. well, you may not feel you need love, but you deserve it. helping is noble. i agree. it can be a fulfilling thing. but i cannot help how i feel.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:43:07 CET 2002


not knowing does not mean hating. I only hate computing. who says i have to feel love? who says I need love? you can learn how to be happy like that. just find something to do, somebody to help. help people. this is good. love people, not just one in particular.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:39:13 CET 2002


but would u be happy with that life...... would you get the love you deserve? would you feel right. you don't know? this means you do hate me....... how have i upset you?

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:37:32 CET 2002


i told i don't know. why not marry a dumb,old,rich male? I can inharite his fortune and be rich. have an easy life,buy what I want. then die and realise I had lived for nothing. hellllll

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:34:32 CET 2002


oh, you are annoyed with me.........uh!

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:33:39 CET 2002


did not answer my question.go back. think

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:32:17 CET 2002


no women deserve more...... far more, they deserve to be cared for and to have affection and love. why are you sick?

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:31:17 CET 2002


do you think it's true? marry a dumb, old, rich male. have children,cook, have money. i'm sick.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:29:49 CET 2002


yes, thank you. you saved me a sleepless night, a night of emotion. i do not want you to hate me.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:28:54 CET 2002


ok,i'm not.feel better?

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:26:41 CET 2002


please say that you are not........ i hate to feel that i have hurt you. i hate the guilt.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:25:56 CET 2002


i don't know

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:24:57 CET 2002


i love your invented words, they have such a nice sound to them. ok, im so sorry..... i do not consider you stupid, you know that. i think you're smart and wise..... are you annoyed with me now?

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:23:32 CET 2002


invented word. don't tell me I must work. I don't like other people telling me. I feel they cosider me stupid.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:21:33 CET 2002


'filifresconsumatia' what does that mean? ok, you must work, but ive told you that already. i suppose carnal is a very poetic word in a twisted way.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:19:47 CET 2002


it's sounds so good. I don't deserve a ten. I don't want a ten. the teacher has to be severe with me so I can work all the time. What about:'filifresconsumatia'?

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:19:42 CET 2002


bucharest, but rob doesn't know that....... he'll say budapest. he, he.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:16:49 CET 2002


but you deserve a ten, if you're right, don't hate speaking, think that it is necessary to achieve your goals. don't die... i need you. but death is interesting to philosophise about, which i will do in my mail. why do you like carnal?

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:16:22 CET 2002


Who's writing all these 'all' messages?

to all

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Tue Oct 29 00:15:33 CET 2002


I'm bloody missing you. But still, the capital of Romania?

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:14:24 CET 2002


i won't get a ten.the teacher will listen to somebody else.i have one mark and by the way, I hate speaking. I stop breathing and suffocate. Why not die? It would be intresting. don't worry,people just die.it's a fact. death is an interesting subject. another word I like:'carnal'

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:14:19 CET 2002

Woaah!


Hey, mistake, it's only 23:13 in the UK, so it's not his birthday for 45 minutes. But just in case I forgot to phone him tomorrow. Happy Birthday!

Matthew

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Tue Oct 29 00:12:59 CET 2002

Happy birthday Robert


all


Tue Oct 29 00:10:08 CET 2002


good, then you will get a 10 then. please don't say that.... u worry me even more.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:09:10 CET 2002


for me yes.i have read a lot. i will die. i want to. just eat 90 aspirines.my sis knows.god,.....

crazy

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Tue Oct 29 00:07:24 CET 2002


is it an easy essay? but sleep is good fun..... u should try it. he, he. don't die, i will miss you. i will have no-one to have comfort me.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:05:34 CET 2002


deviation from clasicism in two novels. no sleep. i have to sleep only 4 hours. then die.iuhu.

ss

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Tue Oct 29 00:02:03 CET 2002


whats ur essay about? you should sleep, then i wouldn't worry about you.

someone

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Tue Oct 29 00:01:22 CET 2002


the essay,writing on this p thing. i'm not tired.

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:59:33 CET 2002


im writing to you, a bit of work, and just generally surfing, nothing to research, baseball scores and u?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:57:57 CET 2002


ok.what are you doing?

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:56:29 CET 2002


yes so i have read pere goirot.......

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:55:42 CET 2002


Seraphita........... or is that by zola too? no, i think that is balzac.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:55:27 CET 2002


What drunkard? No, I meant "Cousin Bette','Pere Goriot'etc

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:54:41 CET 2002


Pere Goirot, is that by balzac?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:53:32 CET 2002


some books. errr............ can't remember which..... the drunkard? or is that by zola?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:52:39 CET 2002


Have you read Balzac?

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:51:11 CET 2002


i know, im starting to despise this computer too. it never behaves. stupid thing. don't be bored, write your essay.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:50:30 CET 2002


concentrating is useless for me. referring to computing. I hate computing. Hate computers. I don't want to try again.I'm bored. have to write an essay.

ssss

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Mon Oct 28 23:48:28 CET 2002


jonty studies in scotland.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:47:49 CET 2002


if you concentrated you would be good. try again later. computers always misbehave, u have to be nice to them.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:47:40 CET 2002


Jonty is also a Scot?

terribly confused

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Mon Oct 28 23:46:36 CET 2002


didn't work. I'm so stupid. I don't know. I hate computers. Bip,bip,bip. That means I'm swearing.

not good with computers

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Mon Oct 28 23:46:17 CET 2002


a wotsit is an english make of crisp ('chip') or a general term for something which you have forgotten the proper name for. he writes in wegie (scottish)... hard for anyone to understand.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:45:13 CET 2002


what's a wosit? james, are you sure you're writing in English cause I only understand half of it

sss

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Mon Oct 28 23:44:05 CET 2002


yes women sought to see men as inferiors and resorting to men as partners undermined their new-found superiority so lesbianism increased slightly.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:43:04 CET 2002


the chat thingy means downloading software.... have u done that?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:42:59 CET 2002


I'm too fast on this p-board.do you think lesbianism increased as a consequence of women emancipation?

I do

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Mon Oct 28 23:42:39 CET 2002

Wotsit


at my place they satisfy themselves by running round hills clockwise. YOU CANT SCARE ME Im more un scareable than a very OLD WOTSIT WITH HEART PROBLEMS!!!!! Now back to the point ............. Ah yes Clockwise At my end Jonty!!!

James

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Mon Oct 28 23:41:59 CET 2002


i wish i could understand. the pictures might help me. im sorry that i worry too much...... but your email had me very worried, its good to hear that you are better though.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:40:58 CET 2002


oh, u know i worry too much, forgive me? ok i will try not to worry. 'it's a mystery to me; the game commences; for the usual fee; plus expenses.'

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:40:51 CET 2002


keeps you awake( not for me, it has the adverse effect) but destroies your stomach. buy a book, stare at pictures and you will understand.........hopefully.

sssss

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Mon Oct 28 23:39:14 CET 2002


someone is worring too much.he should have a brain transplant. no more worries

ssssss

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Mon Oct 28 23:38:42 CET 2002


tis true that i need to learn biology, but coffee does keep you awake, even if it is unhealthy. maybe you can teach me biology.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:37:58 CET 2002


confuesed as well. i don't like 'I don't know my name'. I hate misteries. Satisfy my curiosity.

sssssssss

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Mon Oct 28 23:37:56 CET 2002


yes, true he does. but you could teach him. are you annoyed with me?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:36:00 CET 2002


and that 1 plus one is zero. But he has to know algebrically structures.

sssssssss

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Mon Oct 28 23:35:57 CET 2002

?Confused?


CONGRATULATIONS on your last message sma you managed to confuse a scotsman!!! The easiest task in the world.

I DONT KNOW MY NAME IM CONFUSED AND IN A STATE OF UNSTABLE MENTALL HEALTH

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Mon Oct 28 23:35:27 CET 2002

No haggis please, I'm English...


Hi James, Unfortunately all the haggises (pl. haggi?) drowned over the weekend due to a dramatic rise in mean sea level on the Fife coast (the weather's apalling). However time, tide and (especially) work stop for no man/haggis/gnu so there's probably been a sharp rise in the price of midnight oil and I'm to blame... Anyway, in the words of the great song "I gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing I ever dooooo...." SYS Jonty PS Do they go round the hills clockwise or anticlockwise where you live?

Jontythehaggisscoffler
jpm@notascotsman.com
i.love.sheep.entrails.really.mmm.nice


Mon Oct 28 23:35:04 CET 2002


coffee is even worse. Learn some biology.

ss who knows

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Mon Oct 28 23:33:58 CET 2002


tell him zero does not exist.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:33:41 CET 2002


oops, my typo. I hate the word 'oops'. lats say merde. it was 'do' not 'to' a joke with rabbits?

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:32:07 CET 2002


no shit.red bull gives you wings, to fly away ....la,la,la. a perverted joke james? How much to you give?

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:30:38 CET 2002

BULL SH*T


Drink red bull. stimulation for the body and mind!!

weg (Scot)

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Mon Oct 28 23:28:52 CET 2002


tired? you should sleep, mia cara. maybe the apples aren't such a good idea then........... how about some coffee? or hot soup? or a hug?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:27:51 CET 2002


after zhat ztomach ache? no zthank you. zzzzzz

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:26:53 CET 2002


energy: relativistic or classical? hehe...... eat apples they have energy.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:26:19 CET 2002


energy. I need energy too. some bateries? Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:24:36 CET 2002

Haggis.


Im so hyper today! I caught 3 live haggis in my back garden! they were good ones! The tasted lovely. So how are you guys.(Everyone)

James

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Mon Oct 28 23:23:47 CET 2002


the Scot is crazy, necrobeastiphilia is sickening to think about and there is no drought, just wind and rain, according to the weather reports i have seen.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:22:28 CET 2002


what is wrong with the Scot? Scot, are you all right. I think he's just ingnoring me.

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:20:36 CET 2002


the chat thingy?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:20:29 CET 2002

Aberdonian Sheep.


......Aberdonian Man accused of Necrobeastiphellia after police found 3 dead sheep in his bedroom!......

Scot

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Mon Oct 28 23:19:57 CET 2002


oh, im so sorry..... you work too hard. of course i liked it.... your writing is always so inspirational. how can i cheer you up?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:18:46 CET 2002

Drough thits the UK


In othe news today. Drought hits wales, Potatoe shortage feared!!!!! Drought hits ireland, Umbrella sales suddenly soar!!!!.......

Scot

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Mon Oct 28 23:18:45 CET 2002


that chat thingy is really not working. or am I the stupid one? So, you are OK jimmy?

OKOKOKOKOK

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Mon Oct 28 23:17:43 CET 2002


recovering after the most horrible head ache. plus a stomach ache, plus very tired. plus homework.glad you liked it.

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:16:46 CET 2002

OK


Scot

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Mon Oct 28 23:14:16 CET 2002


the something that you wrote is beautiful and so deep like the things that you usually say. i was just so worried.

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:12:58 CET 2002


it didn't really scare me, you know how i feel, it made me kind of........ well you know. so i was worried. you will get my reply when i finish it. so how have you been today? working hard?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:11:22 CET 2002

Donky


Does anyone know how to breed one legged donkys????? If you do the your strange! Just thought id let you know!

Wege


Mon Oct 28 23:11:19 CET 2002


jimmy, have you been drinking lemonade? LEMONADE.still trying to find who killed me? That email. Are you all right after reading it. I think I scared you. I am used to me like that. I'm fine

ss

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Mon Oct 28 23:08:22 CET 2002


im ok, just worried about you........ and the email you wrote me.... so are you sure you're alright?

someone

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Mon Oct 28 23:07:20 CET 2002

Bean juice


Yes its redily avaliable. in fact its about as readilly avaliable as one armed jewish welsh pedophiles are in Devon or straight, slightly salted cambodian runner beans are in London.

James Nugget


Mon Oct 28 23:07:07 CET 2002


what do you mean, am I all right? Are you o.k?

s

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Mon Oct 28 23:07:00 CET 2002


hip-hop and called marijauna....... interesting name.

M.

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Mon Oct 28 23:06:23 CET 2002


were.not singing at the moment. nobody liked them. sort of rap, hip-hop.hopa-hopa.he,he,he

ssssssss

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Mon Oct 28 23:05:33 CET 2002


oh, you want to talk........... are you alright?

worry..........

http://


Mon Oct 28 23:04:34 CET 2002


a romanian band called marijuana? cool.

M.

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Mon Oct 28 23:01:54 CET 2002


What the..... Hello Jimmy. Marijuana, the Romanian band? No, I guess you never heard of them. I feel like talking. A reunion?Wait, I have to read that again.

sma

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Mon Oct 28 22:59:29 CET 2002

Weegie................


Fact: it is easy to acquire illicit substances on the streets of Glasgow. i.e. Marijuana............. which James has blatantly been smoking!

M.

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Mon Oct 28 22:50:22 CET 2002

Weegie


The comprehensive guide to Glesweegien 1. Ooch Eye the noo A. Im very well thanks! 2. Git lost A. Please leave my company.I dont want you around 3. Git tae fe**ck A. I really dont want you in my company. Please leave or ill have to get up and smack you in the face. 4. Gaw and fe**ck yerseel. A. I really really dont want you in my company. leave immediatly or ill headbut you, stab you then shoot your balls off. 5. Git tay fe**ck ya muther fe**ckin wanker! A. If you dont leave my company immediatly i may be forced into stabbing you with a blunt object, shooting your balls off then killing your family! 6. In the name o the wee man A. Goodnes gracious im shocked! 7. In the name o the wee man an ees faamly A. I wouldent be more shocked if i found 2 irish prostituted hiding up a tree in Bejing! More to come... when i think of them!

the Scotsman
Teggunthemighty@aol.com


Mon Oct 28 22:36:53 CET 2002

What what


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH Spiffing what yes! Right whos for crumpets and a spot of BRANDY!

Mr Watsit


Mon Oct 28 22:33:56 CET 2002

GRAPES


....Grapes. thank you thank you!

grape man


Mon Oct 28 22:32:22 CET 2002

Reunion..............


It's official, it's cyber..... drum roll (I write this a lot)...... introducing...........

Matthew, Gemma, Bruno, Davide and Jess

http://


Mon Oct 28 22:18:07 CET 2002

Cheese?????


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DONUTS

Homer simpson

http://


Mon Oct 28 21:43:59 CET 2002


where will the reunion be?

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Mon Oct 28 21:33:17 CET 2002

Thinking back a few weeks...


You might find this URL amusing, muhahahahaha...

Neil Tarrant
neil_nova@hotmail.com
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?1145813773


Mon Oct 28 17:08:52 CET 2002

Thanks


Thanks anyway Jo:rg. I know its messed up but hey, thats astronomy for you. Maybe someone else can tell me.... please!

M.

http://


Mon Oct 28 16:00:06 CET 2002

Sorry to disappoint you


I have no clue why exactly 10pc was chosen. Maybe because it gives nice numbers, not too small and not too big? This whole magnitude stuff is a complete mess, anyways. So much historical garbage in astronomy: The current myriad is 245, the length of the Julian Epoch is 7980 days, bla bla. I become very annoyed every time I have to think about it. So I stop now.

Jo:rg

http://


Mon Oct 28 14:32:52 CET 2002

Question.......


Why was 10 parsecs chosen as the distance for absolute magnitude? It is worht something if anyone knows. I'm betting Jo:rg will answer. Why marry an old, rich dumb male? Who told you that Sma? No maths Klaas. Concentrate on QFT so that you and it can becomne friends.

M.

http://


Mon Oct 28 12:52:54 CET 2002


Actually, I'm not planning to marry an old,rich, dumb male.

Jo:rg

http://


Mon Oct 28 11:51:14 CET 2002


Klaas I knew that.Actually kai was impressed of how much we learn at maths in high school. Guess Romanians are very smart. He,he. I'm an exeption. But the essence of life is: if you are not married by the age of 24 you have to find an old,rich, dumb male, marry him and live happily and forever after. Has anyone seen 'OCCIDENT'? A Romanian film. If you want to know what it is about just ask Kai.he,he. How do you breed bananas?

sma

http://


Mon Oct 28 01:15:41 CET 2002

math and physics


Kai, if you want to teach sma some mathematics, you can alwasy explain her stuf using physics, for example something about diluted aperatures with the asumption that sin(phi)=phi for small phi.

Klaas


Mon Oct 28 00:16:08 CET 2002


permanent rain, even purple, is boring... but autumn itself is great: the sky is often colourful, as though some god has a new hobby: painting! It almost asks for a poem in the style of Keats' -to autumn-.

JG

http://


Sun Oct 27 23:48:24 CET 2002


Flying is dentrimental to you health is these conditions. But hey, its better than permanent rain. But the leaves are going slightly haywire. Dances of the Leaves. A good poetic subject.

M.

http://


Sun Oct 27 22:09:45 CET 2002

WOW I can fly!


Stormy weather reported in the Netherlands today. With some peaks of approx 135 km/h. It was really cool to be at the coast today. I saw another solution to the stress problem! Go kitesurfing in this weather! Although this guy couldn't control much of his actions as soon as the wind catched him, he didn't killed himself by crashing into a dune. Some others were not that fortunate in surviving....the news broadcast reported some drowned people this evening: blown off the pier at Scheveningen into the sea... Having used the last week to prepare my exam on syntaxis & information structure. I probably won't be able to pass the damn thing tomorrow because the railroad company need to clear the tracks from fallen trees throughout the whole country....

Ergo: first practise, THEN fly.

JG

not_yet_bored.org


Sun Oct 27 21:39:30 CET 2002

Da Dee Dum.....


Inflate me, shake me, anyway you want me. Can you tell that I am so bored and tired that I'm on the verge of true insanity? Klaas, can I submit a new entry in this state of mind? I feel truly crazy. Oh dear, Kepler, Kepler wherefore art thou Kepler? I thank someone for that literary inspiration but not Will Shakespeare. Kepler you bastard. Complete and utter one at that. I need a massage. I need a drink of alcohol. I might just collapse soon. 'That upstairs apartment on Orlando and Fourth....' sing along to Elton John everybody. La, la, la.... mental analysis required, either physical or somehow less tangible.

M.

http://


Sun Oct 27 19:18:52 CET 2002

University Watch...


Okay, last night we had austrialian night at St. Catz. - Not a good idea, half the people were dressed up as Steve Irwin (like crocodile dundee, just modern), the other half as random Australian people. I went initialy as 'the first australian at IAYC' i.e. just my normal clothes +IAYC t-shirt, then changed to 'random australian guy' when I went back to my room and donned a sleeveless t-shirt (yes, all australians appear to wear sleeveless shirts). All in all it was a very boring evening, and could have done with some of the all purpose party spicing which people at the IAYC are capable of. I MISS YOU ALL!

Oxford Guy


Sun Oct 27 18:44:16 CET 2002


Where is everybody today? Somebody explain how I can get confused with Hepatitis A and Keplers Laws! Aarrgghh. Too much information for my brain. Does anybody know any cognitive science so I can have my mind fixed? Or a psychiatrist would do I suppose.

M.

http://


Sun Oct 27 13:07:04 CET 2002


LUCY eats IGOR.... LUCY chokes on IGOR.... and thus ends the suffering of children worldwide who are forced to learn maths. Remember - violence is never the solution.

M.

http://


Sun Oct 27 13:02:29 CET 2002


Yes, it's the same here with clocks. Except that I forgot, and couldn't fall back asleep for that extra hour. Damn. You want a poetic version Sma? Let me see... how about: 'Allow me a thrice of days and nights before I furnish you with an answer, my serendipitous adventurer.' Is that any better? No, I never listen to my elders. They're usually so boring. He, he. Thank you ever so much Teea. Definitely worth a good cider! Physics and Maths are in no way cool. No way. Philippe has it correctly, maths is a tool for physics. A minor tool. Of course knowing that Virginia Madsen was in that film is useful. It might come up in a pub quiz sometime and you might win some money. Don't be lost Teea, cider is on its way.... unless time catches me.

M.

http://


Sun Oct 27 12:42:50 CET 2002

math vs physics


Sma? I'm here! You see finally I came to your reunion. I see that Igor and Lucy are here with us, Well... It's ok if they come with physics. I only use math as a tool for physics. Physics is wonderful! Math are awful :) Hello Kai don't give to complicated math exercises to Sma!

Philippe

http://


Sun Oct 27 12:08:29 CET 2002


Candyman, candyman.....you have to say it five times. Bau-bau. Or you can say Helen five times. I have a good memory but I don't use it properly. Why do I remeber that Virginia madsen played in that film? Is it of any use? Ina is there.I am here. Kai is coming. I am doing maths.

sma

http://


Sun Oct 27 08:42:58 CET 2002

i'm lost


in my own desorientation, is Ina here, I don't know, I came here to realise taht it is only 8.36...and that she will come in tha future which didn't pass into past...ant yes Maths and Physics are the most wonderful things, ans yes Mat you can come sleep on the elephants from my sofa or on my sofa or who cares and SMA you have a much better memory , I agree, but I was not very far away...candyman....candyman....c. ok i stop, i'm afraid he will enter tha computer, the entire school network will be down, we'll eventually have to get out of this building and sink in the tones of stinking garbage (il y a la greve des poubelle-men) WEll i go check if she is here, by all.

still teea


Sat Oct 26 23:39:41 CEST 2002


Never listen to your elders. Don't you know that in every story the youngest is the smartest, most beautiful,intelligent and with small feet? But they don't mention height. We'll just have to change that.

smac

http://


Sat Oct 26 23:35:50 CEST 2002

Sleep


Yes, of course it is the same. And(!) we all love it. Maths is so cool. It's soooooooo cool. Maths all day long. Increases the number of your neurons. Ha,ha,ha. I'll have to prove that. Lucy or -Igor, Igor.It depends on your sex. But Teea what made you say that? I'm intrigued. How's Ina? Or do I have to ask this tomorrow? No, I don't like that form. change it Matthew. It doesn't sound poetical.

smac

http://


Sat Oct 26 22:50:50 CEST 2002

Don't forget to set your clocks...


During this night time will stop during one hour... This means one more hour to stay in bed. It's the best part of it, but unfortunately we'll have to lose one hour of sleep in few months. I wonder why we have to do that, it seems to be so useless... Is it the same in some other countries?

Philippe


Sat Oct 26 21:51:36 CEST 2002


Oops, forgot something. Teea, I will, if you let me, occupy the sofa-heater thingy on the 15th / 16th November. I will be in Paris that weekend. Philippe knows more. Cheers Teea! I will find you some cider then. Must put that on my shopping list.

M.

http://


Sat Oct 26 21:15:25 CEST 2002


Randomness rules. Klaas, you will never convince that maths is even remotely exciting. Ever. I would rather admit that: I LOVE THE EU. Than admit that maths is exciting. Philippe - you owe me another beer for that. Yes, I will gladly occupy the sofa. If that's ok Teea? How did you know it was raining? Oh yeah, it always is! Electrodes for Philippe? But why? I won all those beers fair and square. Why does Sma need to learn more maths? Sma, don't listen to your elders (me included). They're not always right. Teeth, dentists.... even bigger AARRGGHH! Don't get rid of Philippe, he owes me beer! No, Philippe, don't let them get rid of you... well, not until I've had my beer. Hey, Teea, please tell me the sofa does not include electrodes! Just kidding... but I have an allergy to experiments. They always seem to blow up. I hope I never hear my doctor say that maths is cool. He, he. Since when did maths have a stereotypical way of calling to poeple using the term: Lucy? That's a new one by me. Whenever I hear maths calling to me, it's more like: I want your dendrites; or: I'm gonna eat you little fishie (this comment is only approiate to those who have ever seen the British comedy show Red Dwarf - I highly recommend anyone to see this show, it's brilliant - Philippe: it's better than Mr. Bean). How about trying: Three days and three nights, this is the time I require before an answer to your question I can provide, my gallant associate. No, still lacks something.

M.

http://


Sat Oct 26 20:10:33 CEST 2002


I need time to think: three days, three nights before your answer curageous knight I can give. No, can somebody say that in a more .....way? Teea?

your shadow

http://


Sat Oct 26 20:08:09 CEST 2002


Teea, it was "where you gonna go, where you gonna hide? Nowhere. Cause there's no one else like you left.AAAAAAAAAAAA" Point the finger. But...........Lucy,Lucy........ Ha,ha,ha.

alien

http://


Sat Oct 26 16:52:02 CEST 2002

lucy returns


there's nowhere to hide, there's nowhere to go cause there's no one like you...left !!!!!

ha ha ha


Sat Oct 26 13:13:51 CEST 2002


Are you opening a hotel Teea? For international students? You have fun with my other sister. The "Kung fu" sister.But don't fight.

your sister

http://


Sat Oct 26 13:11:51 CEST 2002

Maaaaaaaaaaaths


So that is the price for staying on your sofa. I don't want any electrodes. No eperiments on my body. Only after my death. Which will be soon. Noooooooo. No maths on Sunday. On Saturday yes but not on Sunday. Yeah, maths is cool Klass. That' s a strange thing for a future doctor to say. But maths is far better than chemistry. Long live the primitives. Maths is calling...Lucy,Lucy.

smac

http://


Sat Oct 26 00:31:47 CEST 2002


Non une en plus ! Une dent contre le dentiste !

le monde (qui n'aime pas les dentistes)

http://


Sat Oct 26 00:21:48 CEST 2002

empty brain....


It's worth losing some neuronas seating on an electrical chaufeuse than losing some teeth seating on the dentist's hightech chair... Don't worry Téa,I'm all right, nobody will manage to get rid of me so easily! Yes Maths are awful no need to have many neurons to notice that! I sometimes give Math lessons to a poor schoolboy but I do feel guilty, hopefully most of the time he doesn't listen to me. hehe good boy :)

Philippe and some of his neurons

http://


Sat Oct 26 00:01:04 CEST 2002

incisive


est-ce qu'il y a un dent en moins dans les gencives du monde ?

teea, la subtile


Fri Oct 25 23:28:42 CEST 2002

the electrical sofa


so the sofa goes to Ina this week, to M when he feels like leaving that rainy piece of land, to Sma for the after New Year (SMA you come to Brussel, your older sister is is telling you to do so !!!!), who else is interested ? Is Kai going to teach you some math in romanian ? Me, Kai, teach sma math, you sma listen. Today Philippe had some electrodes on his head but he survived so don't pay attention to what he says next days, his neurons are recovering.

teea


Fri Oct 25 23:18:11 CEST 2002

The wonders of Math


Matthew you should know that math is amazingly cool, you can proof the wierdest things with it, you can even proof that not everything is provable.

Klaas

http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/


Fri Oct 25 21:28:17 CEST 2002

Noooooooo..................


Not Maths! Aarrrgghhhh! I prefer to grate cheese.

M.

http://


Fri Oct 25 19:47:18 CEST 2002


Teea, I have spoken to kai. Eh, he called me. Finally a reunion in Romania. A reunion with MATHS. Somebody else who wants to join? Noooooooooooo.

la petite Smac- oac,oac

http://


Fri Oct 25 19:45:00 CEST 2002

Aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive


Life, oh life, of liiiiiiiife. I'm here so let's rock . No, stop. Teea, what's with that sofa? Is it for me? Please write my name oin it. I will probably come and visit you in ....2 years.Or, do I want to miss school? He,he,he.

smac

http://


Fri Oct 25 18:26:29 CEST 2002


P-board not busy, needs livening up.

M.

http://


Fri Oct 25 09:23:55 CEST 2002

Sancho Panza


Hey Marta and Bruno, I do have pictures of Carlos dressed in Sancho Panza. I will have a look. Cheers,

idoia
idoia@iayc.org
http://


Fri Oct 25 02:20:09 CEST 2002


Captain's Log, Earth Date, Who knows what the smegging date is. 01:15 am. Damn. I'm knackered. Klaas has got me obsessed with saying: godverdommemiljaardenondedjumiljaardenondegodverdomme. Computer is playing up. I had to write the same email 3 times. I would swear/curse/cuss but words escape me. All I can think of is my little rhyme to remember simple, basic differentiation. Dinosaur Mating Season (Differentiation = Multiply then Subtract). Uh. Sleep, glorious, sleep.

M.

http://


Thu Oct 24 23:07:05 CEST 2002

Wondering...


Hey guys... Bruno and I were wondering this evening if one guy who has won lots of money in a tv show was part of the kitchen staff from the 2000 camp... Does anyone have a pic from all of them?!... Was there one called Carlos?!... Muchos besińos.

Marta.
leia81es@hotmail.com
http://


Thu Oct 24 20:34:44 CEST 2002

sad weather!


Happily you've bought a "chauferette". You have to show me this device I've never seen any chauferette which looks like a sofa. The weather is so cold here! and heavy rains all the time! Good weather to meet around a bottle of good cidre breton and a chauferette!

The french shivering

http://


Thu Oct 24 20:33:39 CEST 2002


Cool, thanks Teea I might take you up on that offer. A chaufeuse sounds very comfortable. But would you like real cider made in Hereford or will any cider do? Or maybe some other drink would suffice? Or how about some ciorba? He, he.

M.

http://


Thu Oct 24 20:31:26 CEST 2002


Don't we all wait for holidays? And a chafeuse is a 'sofa bed'. A sofa that folds out into a bed. Wow, my french isn't so bad after all. Well, at least Philippe says he thinks thats what it means. So, blame Philippe not me if I'm wrong. Maybe he won't buy me a beer for saying that. Oh well.

M.

http://


Thu Oct 24 19:41:44 CEST 2002

One more day...


and I'm having holidays!!!! i'm sooooooo happy! I really need a rest...

-tired me
waiting.for@holidays
http://


Thu Oct 24 18:29:57 CEST 2002

it's getting worse, my dyslexia !!!!!!!


me again

http://


Thu Oct 24 18:29:11 CEST 2002

errata: in the previous title, red bed not bad


me


Thu Oct 24 18:27:26 CEST 2002

one more bad in Paris


i've just bought a kind of chaufeuse (may be Philippe can translate this) which looks more like a sofa than like a warming device so whoever needs a place to stay in paris and comes with a bottle of cidre is welcome

teea


Thu Oct 24 14:32:15 CEST 2002


oh yeah, try Webster's 3rd Edition, its in that dictionary. Is that you Bono?

M.

http://


Thu Oct 24 14:30:24 CEST 2002


yes it is D.B.

M.

http://


Thu Oct 24 11:39:51 CEST 2002

go back to school, hehe


mat, 'vocabularic' is not a word, you twat.

D.B.

http://


Thu Oct 24 01:56:05 CEST 2002

hummm II


Althought the message marked hummmm was mine, the second wasn't. Somebody is going around impersonating me :). Sees y'all soon.

Neil


Thu Oct 24 00:00:11 CEST 2002


Altavista? What's that? Study? What's that? Focus on study? Focus on beer? Hard choice. I should hope my English is pretty good, I do have nearly 19 years of experience in such a field as the English language. I know more English than I have drunk beers. I think....

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:55:15 CEST 2002

Matthew's German


Oh Matthew, your German is as bad as your french. But your english is quite ok :-))) Maybe you should stop using Altavista for translating and focus on your study.... Greets,

Cmon


Wed Oct 23 23:49:48 CEST 2002

Thanks Cmon........


How about this Cmon? Is my German better? Anyway, my French is brilliant. Philippe told me so. And he said my English was fantastic too. Which is not surprising. Ein schoener Tag, mitten in der Nacht, standen zwei tote Männer zum Kampf auf. Zurück zu Rückseite stellten sich sie gegenüber, zeichneten ihre Klingen und schossen sich.

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:46:31 CEST 2002

matthew's french


Matthew, your french doesn't make any sense! Ta gueule, toi !

Cmon


Wed Oct 23 23:39:42 CEST 2002


Maybe I can not teach you how to speak French, but we do need to work on your English spelling and punctuation a bit. That should have said: 'Oh, this guy pretends to teach me how the French language works.' Expand your vocabularic content to improve the clarity of your sentences.

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:36:30 CEST 2002


Oh this guy pretends to lteach me how french works :))

the native french

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:28:31 CEST 2002


Aucune bière pour le philippe parce qu'il doit pratiquer son entretien aléatoire davantage. Mais il me doit que une bière pour disant moi a aimé l'euro. Ainsi, laisse avoir encore plus d'aspect aléatoire. Si vous fumez deux pommes de terre par jour, vous constaterez que vos pieds deviendront pourpres.

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:23:53 CEST 2002


Don't cry Matthew! In fact your french is really good! this is a Monthy Python's song I guess, isn't it? You see I'm not so rude, I just ask you a beer for that...

Philippe

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:09:00 CEST 2002


Thanks Philippe, I tried my best... someone had to entertain Neil.

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:07:34 CEST 2002


It seems to me that you haven't practised for ages:) I'm sure you can be better

Philippe

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:04:38 CEST 2002


Yes I translated it, but I'm out of practise.

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:03:34 CEST 2002


did somebody translate that from English to French? I does not sound like a French to me.

sick people

http://


Wed Oct 23 23:01:29 CEST 2002


are you OK? A bear?

oops!

http://


Wed Oct 23 22:53:35 CEST 2002


Oh my god! what kind of language is that? :)

philippe

http://


Wed Oct 23 22:44:27 CEST 2002

Don't be bored Neil.... translate this....


Ilne fait- pas il terriblement beau d'avoir un pénis? N'est-il pas affreusement bon d'avoir un dong? C'est bosse pour avoir un stiffy. Il est divin au propre un dick, du petit tadger le plus minuscule à la plus grande piqûre du monde. Ainsi, trois acclamations pour votre Willy ou John Thomas. Hooray pour votre serpent borgne de trouser, votre morceau de porc, amie de votre épouse meilleure, votre Percy, ou votre robinet. Vous pouvez l'envelopper vers le haut dans les rubans.

Automated Boredom Reliever

http://


Wed Oct 23 22:38:32 CEST 2002


I join for 30 empty beers.

same

http://


Wed Oct 23 22:35:53 CEST 2002


20 beers?

same

http://


Wed Oct 23 22:34:22 CEST 2002


10 beers?

drunk

http://


Wed Oct 23 22:15:29 CEST 2002


Who wants to bet Neil is bored?

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 21:46:54 CEST 2002


"She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to earth"

Neo


Wed Oct 23 18:46:07 CEST 2002

hmmm


can't see message attempted to post a minutes ago despite several refreshes. don't wanna send it again in case its doubled up on the board so I'll try a little singing: "He was a Sk8r boi, she said see you l8r boi, he wasn't good enough for her..."

Neo.


Wed Oct 23 18:29:21 CEST 2002


A very good idea you two, I'm up for it. We need more people to join us. Whoevers in Paris at that time. Like we know who is there. That would be: Philippe, Florent, Christian, Franco, Teea, Neil and Me. Come on we can an official reunion.

Matthew

http://


Wed Oct 23 18:16:44 CEST 2002


Yes good idea Neil, we could even turn it into an official reunion! We just have to find an accomodation ! Christian or Franco perhaps?

Philippe

http://


Wed Oct 23 17:53:28 CEST 2002

Paris


I might be in Paris between the 15 and 17th of novemeber due to a trip kindly being arranged by the Oxford Union, so if any IAYC'ers want to meet up and have a mini reunion (hell with all the people studying there it could be a proper reunion) then I'de really enjoy it!

The Scholar (Neil)
neil.tarrant@stcatz.ox.ac.uk


Wed Oct 23 14:29:08 CEST 2002


CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm VERYYYYYYYY CALM
becalmbecalm@verycalm
http://


Wed Oct 23 13:09:44 CEST 2002

Talking about stress??


I think some days ago there was a discussion on this pinboard about stress...well I take my turn now and shout I'M COMPLETELY FED UP OF THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!! I just can't do EVERYTHING I have to on time, RIGHT?? I'm trying hard I'm doing all the work my partner didn't come today to University I arrived home at 21:30 last night and today it'll be sthg similaaaaar!!! I need to shout it at somebody so....I'm glad U'r all here!!! See you!!!

ana r
lapersonamasdemalalecheen@mundoenteroenestosmomentos
http://


Wed Oct 23 00:56:25 CEST 2002

Bizareness...


If that's how you spell it. I've just come back from the bar, with a mate. He is very drunk. He is trying to type an email, and the malcoordination is impressive. Damn, I feel really awful, yet I haven't touched a drink. Must be hunger or something....

M.

http://


Wed Oct 23 00:12:58 CEST 2002

Poem


So sing my dark glory, floating in despair, happy as life ends.

Poet


Tue Oct 22 21:13:27 CEST 2002


Another boring fact: one should consider what messages 2 write. Believe me, I know

Lex Luthor


Tue Oct 22 21:05:32 CEST 2002


107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today.

M.

http://


Tue Oct 22 21:03:09 CEST 2002


A baby in Florida was named Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny. His middle name is George James.

M.

http://


Tue Oct 22 21:02:10 CEST 2002


The martian meteorite which contained evidence of alien life was ALH84001.

M's Adversary


Tue Oct 22 21:00:44 CEST 2002


While in Alcatraz, Al Capone was inmate #85

M.

http://


Tue Oct 22 20:56:39 CEST 2002


The average weight of human hair is just over 2 pounds (just under 1 kilogram).

M's Adversary

http://


Tue Oct 22 20:52:17 CEST 2002

Halloween's comin' up


Anyone interested in a story I've written? Send me a mail, and unlike Katherine I WILL send U the story.

Gee Jay
geejay_1@hotmail.com


Tue Oct 22 19:32:43 CEST 2002


In 1983, a Japanese artist, Tadahiko Ogawa, made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of ordinary toast.

M.

http://


Tue Oct 22 19:30:08 CEST 2002


Even more boring fact: Everybody knows that, M.

M's Adversary


Tue Oct 22 19:28:29 CEST 2002


Boring fact - J. Edgar Hoover was a cross-dresser. He, he.

M.

http://


Tue Oct 22 18:55:11 CEST 2002


Neil's boring fact of the day; Did you know that A. A. Milne is associated with my College - I don't think he went here, but he was a member of the St. Catherine's society before we became a college. Thus all our river boats have names like pooh and tigger!

Oxford Guy
neil.tarrant@stcatz.ox.ac.uk


Tue Oct 22 18:24:50 CEST 2002

Catching Up.... Stop, Stop, Stop....


Lots to write, its been busy. So I will be brief (you all hope). No-one really wants to be a teacher, screaming children just don't appeal to my sense of calm. Frustration abound. But good luck Ania, just don't force boys to have painted nails as a punishment. Hey, Johannes, all English teachers are awful, even in England. Just kidding Ania. Fun and learning are interwoven things. If you enjoy something you learn to do it quickly. Like if you really want to learn to drive then you learn as quickly as you can. Simple fact that the more fun you find something then the easier you find it to learn that subject. Diametrically if you hate a subject then you don't learn. You skip classes and don't do the homework. The p-board has become a huge success and we have coined the term p-board too. It's becoming a slang word. Cool. Hey, Klaas, I am going to win. I'm nuts, I'm brazil nuts, I'm cob nuts, I'm horse chestnuts, I'm hazel nuts, I'm cashew nuts, I'm almonds, I'm macadamias, I'm pecans, I'm pine nuts, I'm pistachios, I'm peanuts, I'm walnuts. Enough? Face it Klaas I'm the craziest. Mental not: 'No Spam Klaas.' He, he. Schizophrenic is how you spell it. But is schizophrenia true craziness? Or just a mental disorder cause by syphillis? Crazy people are nuts. Nuts and bolts and washers. Thanks Roberto, you have made me ecstatic. So did you take up any enlargement offers? He, he. Ciao Roberto. Keep it cool. Jonty - call me or text me sometime. When are you next coming down? You must be crazy, you should enter. I mean, you chose to go and study in Scotland. Crazy. Violets are red, roses are blue, how about this new colour scheme? No I know its Pooh Bear, written by A. A. Milne. Damn, I must win Klaas. How much crazier can someone get than me? Nice to know the new address Rob. Now call me you, you... cheap {beep}. We need to meet up. And call Bono and Kunal and organise something. Keep it real. Keep lovin' it.

M.

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Tue Oct 22 16:29:27 CEST 2002

New Address


Hey everyone! I haven't been on the net for while, so i hope everyone's ok. Well, i now live in London, a very nice part of Chelsea. Here's my new address should any of u wish to pop by to say hey, or even want to send me anything, say a B.day card :) Willis Jackson House 64-69 Evelyn Gardens London SW7 3BQ

Rob
robliu28@hotmail.com
http://


Tue Oct 22 16:02:07 CEST 2002


Roses are red... The sky is blue... This poem is so old... its time to break with the silly rythym sceme and instead go postmodernist.

Poet


Tue Oct 22 12:46:25 CEST 2002

Roses are red...


Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, And so am I Hope this helps your medical insurance forms, crazy

Jonty
arrgh@get.them.off.me
http://


Tue Oct 22 12:31:37 CEST 2002

Linux mania


Hey guys, does any of you use a Linux instant messenger (like Trillian)? Anyway I am seriously thinking about closing my hotmail account: I am getting tired of the "enlarge your penis/breast" or "get a low interest mortgage" mails. The junk mail filter doesn't work properly. Well I just wrote this message 'cause Matthew was claiming that I was not writing on this pinboard anymore. So now he is happy. Hello nice guys, hello Matthew (ciao belli, ciao Matthew)

robbio
roberto@iayc.org


Tue Oct 22 10:21:46 CEST 2002


Why schitzofrenic?(how do you spell this?) Why nuts. I don't get this. I'm in.

crazy

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Tue Oct 22 09:21:08 CEST 2002

Intermediate Results of the I'm nuts competition


For the moment we have for the first three places the following order.
On the third place, because she clames she is NOT nuts, we have Idoia.
And on the second and first place we have a tie between Matthew and Jessica. Matthew for trying so hard to win this thing, and Jessica to say that this competitions is realy ridiculous.

You can still enter this competition, by writing a mail to Klaas.Vantournhout@rug.ac.be with as subject: I'm nuts. If you want to enter a new application, this is possible to. (but don't SPAM me)

Klaas


Tue Oct 22 01:28:05 CEST 2002

LAST MESSAGE


Currently written by me.

Who?

http://


Tue Oct 22 01:03:05 CEST 2002

Long long ago ...


this message came on the p-board, the one and only authentic first message. Bart did you ever think of this succes.

The First Message


Well, not much to say; only that I hope this new feature on the IAYC web pages will help to make this place a real meeting point for oldies, participants and future participants of the camp.
If you have any other suggestions for these pages, let me know.
Have fun pinning your messages here.

Bart Vandenbussche
bart@iso.vilspa.esa.es
http://www.ster.kuleuven.ac.be/~bart

Klaas

http://www.iayc.org/pinboard/pinboard_1997.html


Mon Oct 21 23:42:24 CEST 2002

another brick in the wall...


Hey ania, here is your reply based on my humble experience with teachers. First to satisfy the stereotypes: My best teacher (english) was a asshole (quote:"we don't do things like in poland"..., he couldn't admit any mistake etc.) but i have to admit i learned basically all my english from him!!! But did I choose to study languages? No, i chose physics also because we had a very cool physics teacher who was able to convey the spirit, and made me curious. I know it is hard to keep up this spirit yourself when you are confronted with youngster who have to play cool and you are faced with the outbreaks of puberty. But i disagree learning is disconnected from fun. If you interested in the subject, than it is much easier. Some rules are certainly necessary, but when they are fullfilled, why not choose something the kids are interested in? Being consequent with reasonable rules is quite important I think but don't let it spoil the subject. It is not about winning a psychological fight. I guess some teachers turn into a asshole because of frustration. And when this happens i guess its time to quit the job, better for the teacher(if he finds a new job), better for the children. Good luck for you Ania. I don't think i would have enough patience to do it, but if you succed, respect!

johannes

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Mon Oct 21 23:14:24 CEST 2002

Message for Ania


Come to the UK and teach here ( ...in 2004 when poland enters the EU [we hope] ... ) - you know you want to! The government is rasing saleries of teachers like there's no tommorrow (which without good teachers is quite likely).

UKite


Mon Oct 21 23:01:03 CEST 2002


huba-bubba.

huba-bubba

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Mon Oct 21 22:33:59 CEST 2002

late, but still...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JO:RG!!!!

every and each of us


Mon Oct 21 22:32:30 CEST 2002

Us teachers...


You think that teachers are not scared? hahahah! All my friends in Poland (except for one astronomer) are teachers. Just read some of their stories: a guy threatened with scissors that he would cut off a girl’s ear, another one broke a windowpane with his fist, some were undressing during the classes, using swearwords at teachers is more than common; you meet kids whose parents are drinking, beating them, or… writing cribs for them. Nothing is impossible at school. You cannot be so oblivious to think that this would leave any teacher sane. Another thing is that there still exists this division here is the teacher’s place and there is the place for the group. The opposition that is thus formed is more than evident. There is the teacher then, and tens of people in the same room who are clearly against them. The worst thing is that everybody thinks that we are monsters by a rule. In order to be a ‘cool’ teacher you have to cancel classes, but this works only for very short time. Stereotypical thinking is that you cannot be a good teacher if you are nice. Only very severe teachers can make anybody work. If you are not severe then kids think that you are a bad teacher, but a good person. It is not possible to be both. You should not think that with the adults it’s different, as it is not. You also have to be severe. They also think that you are good only if you are severe. Nobody is used to ‘learning through playing’, which is a mistake. And (sorry Matthew) the general attitudes will not change very soon. Anybody wants to be a teacher? … Yea, I thought so. Anybody wants to comment on this?

Ania


Mon Oct 21 22:32:06 CEST 2002


why so annoyed, annoyed person?

not annoyed person

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Mon Oct 21 22:31:13 CEST 2002


Would 'me' and 'other me' like to chat on MSN instead of using the pinboard? It is getting annoying

Someone who's getting annoyed


Mon Oct 21 21:26:11 CEST 2002


as I look out into the darkness my mind returns to the times when we were together. i think about the many meals we shared, the many games we played and the many people with whom I wish I could have talked more. some advice: forget not the light in the passage into darkness, for come morning the light will emerge anew from the sky and a time of new experiences and happiness will return. breath deep and seek peace in all things, for if one can learn to enjoy the act of living then each day is an act of worship to living. be in control of yourself, but do not let worries for tommorrow allow you to repress who you are today.

The Scholar (feeling philosophical)
neil.tarrant@stcatz.ox.ac.uk


Mon Oct 21 19:45:53 CEST 2002

Damn....


Syphillis and schizophrenia are linked? How did I not know that? The stuff you learn. Keep away from me Neil. I don't want to be ill. Somebody's been watching too many Austin Powers films. Although the manic laugh does suit Ania's message. Sorry Ania, here paint some fingernails. He, he. Animalistic Instincts?!? How does that fit with Aristotle. Anyway the phrase: 'glimmerings of carnal desire.' is much more poetic and just sounds better. I am always willing to philosophise. Well usually but the Philosopher is on holiday so you're stuck with me. Hey, school always sucks. I blame it on teachers personally. Sorry Ania! More nails? Do teachers get scared? Is that possible? Actually most are scared of me! Haha...

M. minus The Philosopher


Mon Oct 21 19:36:12 CEST 2002

:: Cough ::


don't come near me, I'm sick.

The Scholar


Mon Oct 21 17:36:58 CEST 2002

la schizophrenie


Ca commence par des hallucinations qui consistent en une voix commentant en permanence le comportement ou les pensées du sujet ou plusieurs voix conversant entre elles. La schizophrénie touche environ 2 0e la population mondiale toutes classes sociales confondues (au moins un participant IAYC touché). La cause: La ruptures des traditions familiales et l'arrêt de la prise en charge des plus fragiles psychiquement par les familles (Sma, I will come back to you !!!). SMA, un virus est peut-être à l'origine de la maladie qui s'est répandue rapidement au début du siècle. Peut-être est-ce une mutation du virus qui est à l'origine des psychoses syphilitiques et qui aurait entraîné par la suite des modifications génétiques.

not me


Mon Oct 21 15:59:25 CEST 2002


Did anyone else get the impression that there should have been an evil lauge after Ania's " ... Forever." or have I just been watching too much Austin Powers?

anonymous messanger


Mon Oct 21 14:50:04 CEST 2002


What do you mean by that Narmadha? Holidays until now? When did they start? Biology is cool. Don't be stressed by that. I have philosophy this year. Does anyone want to philosophise right now? I have a text from Aristotle.I had it in my test paper. Poor teacher, she will be horrified. Fortunatelly she is not a teacher anymore.Do you think I scared her? I used the word 'animalic instincts'.Please don't protest. I know my spelling is.......disgusting. Mathssssssssssssss

intrigued person

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Mon Oct 21 14:44:10 CEST 2002

"How am I to calm down"


How am I to calm down- / Full of fear are my eyes, / Full of terror are my thoughts, / Full of fear is my heart, / Full of shrudder is my chest- / How am I to calm down...

Stanisław Wyspiański

http://Ania-the-translator.com


Mon Oct 21 14:34:43 CEST 2002

stress again


I could give you some stress-reducing advice, but as we all know your advices how to get rid of stress are the best, so you just do not need any help! Be a brave girl and remember that you have got us!! forever!!

Ania

http://:) :).com


Mon Oct 21 13:10:32 CEST 2002

Drowning


WOW!the p-board has all of a sudden turned so romantic.whoever 'me'or 'other me'is have fun. people my holidays are done,gone,over back to school.oh!it sucks i am going down.i am drowning in biology, computers,maths,psycology. i can't swim help!!!!

Narmadha

http://drowningindistress.com


Mon Oct 21 00:08:47 CEST 2002


ok sweet dreams !

still me

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Mon Oct 21 00:08:24 CEST 2002


oh u're still here

still me

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Mon Oct 21 00:07:31 CEST 2002


But I will go now. I have to wake up early in the morning.

me

http://


Mon Oct 21 00:07:05 CEST 2002


ooops sorry my answer came too late ! I was sleeping in front of my computer ... sweet dreams !

still me

http://


Mon Oct 21 00:04:54 CEST 2002


what homework? I'm still here, he,he. I can't sleep.

me

http://


Mon Oct 21 00:03:35 CEST 2002


I'm fine but getting bored with my homeworks

still me

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Mon Oct 21 00:01:09 CEST 2002


good night.

me

http://


Mon Oct 21 00:00:24 CEST 2002


How is 'still me'?

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:58:38 CEST 2002


yeah,sure.....

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:57:25 CEST 2002


i have to go now, but sweet dreams of beautiful things. why not talk to me? oh no, ive annoyed you, haven't I? im so sorry. i will email you again tomorrow. sleep well pretty lady. i am sorry for whatever i have done. sorry, so sorry!

other me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:56:44 CEST 2002


It's late and I'm annoyed. No apples.

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:55:23 CEST 2002


no, dvorak. I will sleep tomorrow all day long. I don't want to talk to you.

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:53:17 CEST 2002


what classical? bolero? mozart? don't be those things, im thinking of you - always!

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:52:14 CEST 2002


no more rock music. Classical but it's late, people are sleaping. I'm am all alone,sad, depressed and tired.

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:51:07 CEST 2002


im not talking to him anymore.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:50:32 CEST 2002


hey i will try and phone you tomorrow. so will you be home?

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:50:28 CEST 2002


hmmmmmmmmm.....

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:49:39 CEST 2002


Thank God 'still me' is being honest. So, you liar. Slow, eh?

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:49:27 CEST 2002


its not a bad filme, quite good really. you should see it.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:48:52 CEST 2002


im not leaving now, but soon, im afraid. sorry. i will write you a story tonight though. so we can just talk for about 5 minutes im afraid. im so sorry.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:48:07 CEST 2002


no I haven't but I heard it's quite bad. Yes, I know you are alive but......

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:47:10 CEST 2002


hey, are you leaving me again? I don't want wine. i just want to talk.

me-upset

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Sun Oct 20 23:46:29 CEST 2002


im alive, just slow tonight. have you seen ocean's eleven? its good.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:46:26 CEST 2002


he is talking to me

still me

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Sun Oct 20 23:45:43 CEST 2002


Are you dead? I guess I'm faster with replying.

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:45:16 CEST 2002


oh but i can't write now, its late. Hmmmmm.... listen to rock music for now. not my child... your teasing me, you wicked girl! he, he. don't cry mia cara. i'll warm you up. yes im lazy. and tired. i'll drink wine too. so should you. some nice wine. you are not alone - im thinking of you.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:43:50 CEST 2002


'still me' don't be wicked. You are watching a soap opera. He,he,he. No, we are characters from a fairy tale. We found this pinboard and decided it was more comfortable to live here than in some old smelling paper pages. Drink some more wine. You will forget what we are talking about. Uh, but it's no use. The messages will be here for you to read them again. Hey, I'm writing here pages. Can't you do better than one line? Are you tired, or something? Lazy...

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:40:42 CEST 2002


But I want a story now. Muuuuuuuuum. You bad mother. Is this the way you treat your child? I'm crying. I'm alone, my hands are cold.

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:40:16 CEST 2002


it's becoming more and more interesting :)

still me

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Sun Oct 20 23:40:02 CEST 2002


oh thank you my pretty lady! so do you want me to write you a story?

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:39:05 CEST 2002


to me you are.

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:35:55 CEST 2002


ok, of course you can hug me. whenever you want and for as long as you like. hmmmm.... a romantic moment. you can read a story from me. am i not prince charming?

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:34:58 CEST 2002


Do you think you are prince charming? Well....

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:33:59 CEST 2002


You didn't do anything bad. Can't I hug you for some other reasons? Read what?

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:33:05 CEST 2002


ok, i will write you a story then but i will email it to you. call me cinderella? no prince charming. he, he

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:32:03 CEST 2002


I don't want to read them again. I know them by heart. I know lots of stories.Can I call you Cinderella?

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:31:24 CEST 2002


and hug me, i must have done something really bad then. he, he. u will read it. i hope. but what have i done?

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:30:36 CEST 2002


Is that the story of 'still me'? Everybody knows that story. For real. But nobody wrote it so you can be the author. Who will read, though?

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:29:22 CEST 2002


can the monster be a dragon? a wife as a weapon? he, he. why not just read brothers grimm.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:29:20 CEST 2002


I'll get you for ..... and hug you. He,he

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:28:28 CEST 2002


No, I want an original story. About a monster who married the queen's daughter after killing her father using as a weapon his wife.Eh?

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:28:18 CEST 2002


you'll get me, for what?

the real other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:26:26 CEST 2002


"still me', don't be angry! Nobody wants to steal your identity! You 'other me', you..... But I will get you. You'll see. Just wait and see.

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:26:21 CEST 2002


do you know the story of this man who got an headake because he drank too much wine ?

still me

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Sun Oct 20 23:25:41 CEST 2002


still me is philippe, i guessed that. actaully its obvious. a story about giant frogs and witches and baire spaces?

the real other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:23:54 CEST 2002


I guess they are not the same person. But, 'still me' don't be confused. We are just a big old 'me' family. My head hurts. Tell me a story.

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:23:00 CEST 2002


still me it's me nobody else!

still me

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Sun Oct 20 23:22:47 CEST 2002


still me and other me are different. im the real me. i know ur smart. so, we will see for sure if it does. he, he.

the real other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:21:22 CEST 2002


O.k, now I get this. So, 'still me' and 'other me' are the same person? Shit, what you must think of me. I can't even tell this. Or maybe I can. I have not experienced a romantic moment with a person after drinking wine or while drinking. I'll just have to wait and see if it does make me romantic or not.

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:20:49 CEST 2002


we are all confused. u talk and go red with wine. he, he.

the real other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:20:05 CEST 2002


me you don't have to be confused I'm the one who is confused

still me

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Sun Oct 20 23:18:24 CEST 2002


i want wine. some wine. just a little bit. it makes you romantic? this is well confusing.

the real other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:18:03 CEST 2002


but I don't drink wine and I don't have amnesia

still me

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Sun Oct 20 23:17:38 CEST 2002


I'm confused.

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:16:58 CEST 2002


I do not drink alcohol during school time. I have to use my brain. The wine makes me sleepy and very romantic.He,he,he. Actually I don't know. I just know I go red and talk too much.Afetr I drink a bottle of wine,of course

me

http://


Sun Oct 20 23:16:56 CEST 2002


still me is me ! who else could it be ?

still me

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Sun Oct 20 23:14:44 CEST 2002


But, wait , who wants wine. Who is 'still me'? Never heard of him. Is it you Philippe?

me-reserved

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Sun Oct 20 23:14:06 CEST 2002


wine gives you amnesia? really? of course im still here. he, he. no not a name in sight.

the other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:12:49 CEST 2002


Shit, I got disconnected. Are you still there? I see there are many. No, no names for tonight. I suffer from amnezia. Too much wine.

me

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Sun Oct 20 23:02:40 CEST 2002


wine sounds good, but not too much. he, he. don't get confused.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 23:01:41 CEST 2002


Ok some wine but don't forget to write your name otherwise I will confuse myself ...

still me

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Sun Oct 20 22:56:23 CEST 2002


well, i am here. he, he. so lets talk.

other me

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Sun Oct 20 22:55:15 CEST 2002


Hiiiiiiiii. I was hoping for you to be there. Hi,hi,hi.

me

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Sun Oct 20 22:54:54 CEST 2002


it is 'completely out of the blue... i received' easy, next question. don't be bored. what shall we talk about?

someone

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Sun Oct 20 22:53:42 CEST 2002


No beer. Just wine. How is that. I'm awake. Strange. Strange things are happening. Hey, is anybody there. I want to talk to somebody. I'm bored at this hour. Brain not functioning. Only for English homework because it's easy. Philippe, I also have a French homework but I think I'm going to do that in class tomorrow. I'm tiiiiiiired.

the same

http://


Sun Oct 20 22:51:05 CEST 2002


hello again how are you today? im just replying to your email

the other me again

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Sun Oct 20 22:47:56 CEST 2002


Come on, help me! Can you say:"completly out of the .....I received". I have to choose between: A.sky,B.blue,C.distance,D.past. I think I know, but never mind. I'm just making conversation

I'm not English

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Sun Oct 20 22:45:17 CEST 2002


a beer for the first one who mwakes me up ....

me again

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Sun Oct 20 22:40:01 CEST 2002

to sleep or not to sleep that's the question...


Oh the pinboard is very silent ! What's going on ? Klass why did you burst it ? The blast has made everybody run away ! Neil you are not alone be brave ! I've also been working all day long ! Enough is enough so I don't know if I will get up tomorrow. Erik I know that you usually get up early in the morning could you wake me up through the pinboard ? I need to wake up at 7:20 just before your math lesson then :) People I'm sure Florent will speak soon :)

Philippe

http://


Sun Oct 20 21:11:18 CEST 2002

FLORENT....


People want details about the reunion.... so hurry up!

People

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Sun Oct 20 19:04:22 CEST 2002


I'm All Shook Up.... Uh-huh.....

Elvis, The King

Thank you very much


Sun Oct 20 18:37:15 CEST 2002

Wish it was Monday...


Is everyone having a manic sunday? So busy you can't find time to drop your old friends at the IAYC pinboard a note? Come on people! I need something to distract me from my work for a while!

The Scholar


Sun Oct 20 07:50:04 CEST 2002


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!!!!!!!!!!!!

The pinboard

http://


Sun Oct 20 03:33:56 CEST 2002

hola!!


żQuién está aprendiendo espańol? Is it you, Sma? Should I think that como estas querida goes for me? Who knows! besos

Ana

http://


Sun Oct 20 02:25:00 CEST 2002

countdown


This p-board will explode in a few moments, please stand by!
This is probably the first time that it is so often used!

Klaas


Sat Oct 19 23:53:10 CEST 2002


I have received a letter today in a plastic bag because it was deteriorated. That was a strange thing, people from the post office apologizing. What French cheese do you prefer then? I like our own cheese. Sweet cheese( low fat). Are you researching something? The 'stuff'. I have to go and be a poet. He,he,he. I should go to the litterary circle but....do you think I'll wake up? No way. I had maths today from 7.30. Until 9.30. Cute exercices. Perverted theoreme. He,he.

me

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Sat Oct 19 23:52:53 CEST 2002


i am lovin' it. i have nearly learnt all the lyrics, i can't sing, u know that. i have to go now, we should do this again sometime. 20 pages? thats a lot. don't understand my connection usually. homework hard for me at this hour too. have fun, speak to you soon. bye.

other me

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Sat Oct 19 23:48:18 CEST 2002


Have you learnt all the lyrics? You have to sing for me. I know you're lovin' it. I was reading a book. Listening to music, but not now because I am connected. I really don't understand how this connection works. It's just my dad and me. But he's sleeping, I'm awake and boared. I can't do homework at this our. I think I've written 20 pages at maths, or more. With my small writing. 'Ca un rasarit de soare, dupa noaptea grea."

me

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Sat Oct 19 23:45:27 CEST 2002


no, thats ok, i can wait until then. i must do some work tomorrow anyway. gives you more time to read my stuff. 40! is it that many? sorry, i didn't realise.

other me

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Sat Oct 19 23:42:56 CEST 2002


When I'll buy a new card. On monday. I could buy it tomorrow too but I'm to lazy to go in the center. I don't even know if the shop is opened. I'm sorry. Yes, I could use my Yahoo adress. I have checked it a few moments ago. Haven't done that for a long time. I could rename it with your name cos I have about 40 emails from you.He,he,he.

me

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Sat Oct 19 23:42:30 CEST 2002


something nice for you. something nice... hmmmm.... tu vei fi a mea. he, he. this is a weird way to converse. but fun. yes i know anathema, very heavy rock, called clack rock. u like them? yes altar - jerks then. i agree. what are you doing then?

mai zaharel

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Sat Oct 19 23:39:47 CEST 2002


Do you know this band, "Anathema"? I'm begining to like hard rock. I think I always have but i just have periods when I listen or not. Have you heard of "Altar". They visited a town in my country and pissed on our flag.Jerks! Doar o privire.......baby.He,he.

sugar-el

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Sat Oct 19 23:38:26 CEST 2002


Thank you. I was worried and feeling guilty, as usual. Not wicked, just ironic? Anyway you know I love anything you say. Wicked you. I'm was checking my mail for an email from you. Going to watch film later.

wicked, not me

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Sat Oct 19 23:36:40 CEST 2002


It is an acquired talent. I will teach you someday. Why are you bored? Why is your account blocked? Are you using Yahoo account instead? Marcel Iures is good, very good actor. Better than Clooney. When will your account be unblocked?

you know too

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Sat Oct 19 23:35:56 CEST 2002


No, I'm not annoyed with you. But I like teasing you. Wicked,wicked me. he,he,he. I just said it comes from English. I'm making fun of...whatever. What are you doing right now?

heh,...

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Sat Oct 19 23:33:19 CEST 2002


Hmm, you can always tell with whom you are speaking. I'm boared here. Tell me something nice. I can't write emails. My account is blocked. So, do you like Havier Bardem? Marcel Iures, what did you think of him. That is how you know his name.

you know

http://


Sat Oct 19 23:32:36 CEST 2002


2, for drugs not violence. Hooligan is not a British word in origin. Are you annoyed with me or something? I prefer French cheese too. I am not annoyed, but I think you are with me. Forgive me? What have I done? Why are we boring?

no violence

http://


Sat Oct 19 23:30:12 CEST 2002


How am I supposed to know that? All of them. Yes, you Huligans. It's ethimology comes from your football team "The Huligans". In my language. British are boaring. I prefer French chease. Now, you will be annoyed.

eh

http://


Sat Oct 19 23:28:59 CEST 2002


Do not say those things. You know I hate violence. Peacemaker is a badly made film. And mis-titled. George Clooney bad acting in that film, worst car-chase I've ever seen. No violence. You are not a sadist.

M.

http://


Sat Oct 19 23:26:51 CEST 2002


The peacemaker. On T.V. Was. I practice violence. I beat my deskmate in primary school. In every hour.I killed chickens, bugs,worms. Sadic. That's what I am.

retractez ce-am spus

http://


Sat Oct 19 23:23:51 CEST 2002


Only hot-headed hooligans are involved in that type of violence. Not the majority of the British populace. How many British fans were arrested druing the World Cup?

M.

http://


Sat Oct 19 23:22:25 CEST 2002


Pero, cherido io no estaba ablando de ti. Por che te pones asi? My Spanish goes wrong. Awful spelling. Yes, you are violent. When you support your football teams.

non-violent person

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Sat Oct 19 23:20:56 CEST 2002


No learning is being done, no disconnection. Learning reserved for moments of tranquility. No is a moment of turmoil. Gripped.....

M.


Sat Oct 19 23:19:57 CEST 2002


uh, lazy people.Learning? I don't understand. I have no more hours in my acount but this Internet still works. Strange....

disconnected

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Sat Oct 19 23:18:36 CEST 2002

Violence, British?


Who has this opinion? Why do you think this? Who are you mysterious insulter of British frailties? As an English person, I can attest to the falsity of your accusations. I am personally against all forms of violence. If you are referring to Laplace and Fourier and what they could be doing then you are mistaken. The comment was not implying violence. Violence is abhorrent to many. Violence disgusts me. I am intolerant of violence. I fully support peace.

M.


Sat Oct 19 23:17:44 CEST 2002


Answer. Can somebody answer? I'm bored. Chi mangia sano truova la natura? Oh, no. Las telenovelas me dan asco. Estoi aqui, I nadie me chiere contestar. Pero el espagniol , chien la comprende? Ana, come estas cherida? Bailamos salsa!

no es necesario

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Sat Oct 19 23:11:32 CEST 2002

Testicoliiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!


British people are violent? Anybody agrees? Javier Bardem- el mas grande.......del mundo? Has anybody seen "Jamon,jamon"? Not for people under 18. Au!

Asereje ja de he de hebe tu de hebere...

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Sat Oct 19 21:05:28 CEST 2002

Few Things....


Erik, just imagine Laplace and Fourier doing what we discussed. Nobody ask what we discussed. Actually ask Erik. I will come and visit you two on Tenerife, you lucky....! Yeah, good point, has anybody heard from Angie for a while? Neil, enjoy yourself, but don't end up sprawled on the bathroom floor, surrounded and spattered with vomit. Santa Elves are evil. Oops, sorry that was just in that horror film I watched. Stoned? In Holland? Erik, is this true? Santa is wandering Amsterdan after turning into a crack addict? Carrot OS? Maybe Santa isn't the only stoned one! I wasn't really asking advice Mari, just trying to start a debate / discussion. I do not need help being romantic... I hope!

M (atthew)


Sat Oct 19 20:52:12 CEST 2002

:'(


Saturday night, and all I have to "enjoy" myself is Laplace, Fourier, Dirac and some other nice fellows. :'( I need a drink and have to wait till thursday...

Erik in exam week
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
http://


Sat Oct 19 19:39:29 CEST 2002

Sub Fusc


Just come back after a momentous pub crawl all in sub fusc (a suit with a gown and morter board), and I'm cooking pasta in the tiny kitchen in college. After this we will be going out again (normal clothes), and getting completely happy (drunk!!!). Everyone enjoy yourselves tonight - I will.

The Scholar


Sat Oct 19 18:57:52 CEST 2002

TENERIFE


Bruno and I have just decided to study in/on Tenerife together, starting 2004. Everybody will be welcome to visit us. BTW this is not a joke, it will really happen.

Erik
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
http://


Sat Oct 19 18:46:11 CEST 2002

MISSING....


Bruno and I are missing two people. Has anyone heard from Bastien and/or Angie?? Does anyone have email-addresses they reply to?? We are nothing without our well-respected leader, or without our never-stopping-to-party-companion... BASTIEN!!! ANGIE!!! WHERE ARE YOU???

Bruno and Erik
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl/bbuchon@hotmail.com
http://


Sat Oct 19 08:04:03 CEST 2002

Re: Roses


Irises, exoticly coloured tulips, or a single african daisy if it's a "just because" gift. Love 'em. Really, any girl will love any flower if you've put the thought into something other than roses...if all else fails, go for what looks pretty! It's not the flowers that are romantic. It's the way (or even just the fact) that you are giving them! Hope the advice helps, whoever "M" is...I'm sorry, I haven't kept up with the pinboard chat that's been going on!

Mari the crazy canadian
m_boesen@hotmail.com


Sat Oct 19 04:35:01 CEST 2002

Maybe it's time to change


Does anyone know a good Carrot OS?

Chris

http://


Sat Oct 19 01:53:49 CEST 2002

Burning, alcohol, killing people,sex


so there is a "Saint Klaas" that goes to the netherlands and gaves tostada , sangria , 43 liqueur, to the good children from holland??? why he doesnt come back with the good things from the Netherlands??.mmm..maybe he is stoned after the orgy... Anyway in spain usually comes one month later the 3 magic Kings from the far East and for the bad people they bring sweet coal...since i discovered the matches guess what i receive every year..

Br-1

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Sat Oct 19 00:05:12 CEST 2002

!


Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses!

Ania


Fri Oct 18 21:26:38 CEST 2002

Santa Claus...


Just imagine if time went backwards. Santa Claus wouldn't be this nice guy who who every year comes down your chimney and leaves children presents. Instead he would be that fat bastard who steals kids toys every year. He, he.

M.
think about it hard
how crazy am I Klaas?


Fri Oct 18 20:58:18 CEST 2002

Sinterklaas in Romania???


Sma, I can't believe what I've just read. You wrote you celebrate MOS NICOLAE in Romania on december 6th. In the Netherlands (and Belgium, but who cares about that? ;) to all the Belgians) we also celebrate it, we call it Sinterklaas or Sint Nicolaas, and it's a kind of childrens festivity. The story goed that Sinterklaas comes from Spain every year on his steamboat with loads of present, which you find in your shoe on dec 6th. The older people, who don't believe that he exists (what an idiots, they don't get presents anymore, that's the rule Sinterklaas lives by) buy presents and write a poem for somebody after drawing names. Really nice. Okay, now I have to get back to the books. (Why didn't I think of explaining this for National Evening???)

Erik
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
http://


Fri Oct 18 18:55:49 CEST 2002

FINALLY...


My room at university has heating - 10 days after I moved in. I can stop sleeping in jumpers.

The Scholar


Fri Oct 18 17:54:05 CEST 2002

INTEGRAL Reunion


Hey guys, I've just returned from our INTEGRAL launch reunion @ Jeroens , ESTEC and Amsterdam. Integral is in stabil orbit now, lots of jobs r saved, and Gammaastronomy is looking to a very interestings future. Greetings,

Ines

http://


Fri Oct 18 16:30:14 CEST 2002

St. George is patron of the following:


Aragon, agricultural workers, archers, armourers, Boy Scouts, butchers, Canada, Catalonia, cavalry, chivalry, Constantinople, England, equestrians, farmers, Ferrara Italy, field hands, field workers, Genoa Italy, Georgia, Germany, Gozo, Greece, herpes, horsemen, horses, husbandmen, Istanbul, knights, lepers, leprosy, Lithuania, Malta, Moscow, Order of the Garter, Palestine, Palestinian Christians, plague, Portugal, riders, saddle makers, saddlers, skin diseases, skin rashes, soldiers, syphilis, Teutonic Knights, Venice WOW!

M.


Fri Oct 18 16:14:38 CEST 2002


but they called me the wild rose.....

musetel

http://


Fri Oct 18 16:05:35 CEST 2002


the dandelion. When dogs piss on it.

no name

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Fri Oct 18 15:57:31 CEST 2002

Roses...


Are roses really that romantic? They seem to be too commercial. What other alternative flowers are romantic? A question for all the romantics and the ladies especially.

M.


Fri Oct 18 15:49:28 CEST 2002

More about St. George's day


In Catalunya (and some other places too) the girl offers a book to the boy and the boy offers a rose to the girl... very romantic ;-).

idoia
idoia@iayc.org
http://


Fri Oct 18 15:40:42 CEST 2002


Crazy p-board won't let me put M%a%t%t0.000000e+00%w in name box and its gone insane with percentage signs. Aaaarrrrgggghhh!

M.

http://


Fri Oct 18 15:39:27 CEST 2002

St. George's Day.....................................


IS ON THE 23RD APRIL YOU FOOL NEIL! How could you not know that? Your English is getting worse. Interesting fact. In Leap Years the extra day is not the 29th February but the 23rd February, so the 23rd February in a leap year is actaully 2 days long. You can tell this because every Saint Day is shifted one forward in the Church calendar. St George was a patriot and matyr. Respect that Neil. Being nationalistic and patriotic is important. You must have certain values. Support your country in everything. Even cricket.

M%a%t%t0.000000e+00%w

sorry mistyped my name first time


Fri Oct 18 15:32:55 CEST 2002

St. George's Day.....................................


IS ON THE 23RD APRIL YOU FOOL NEIL! How could you not know that? Your English is getting worse. Interesting fact. In Leap Years the extra day is not the 29th February but the 23rd February, so the 23rd February in a leap year is actaully 2 days long. You can tell this because every Saint Day is shifted one forward in the Church calendar. St George was a patriot and matyr. Respect that Neil.

M%a%t%t0.000000e+00%w


Fri Oct 18 15:18:59 CEST 2002


hummm, it appears the pinboard was unwilling to display the % (percent) sign in my previous message. Anyone who find the funniest spot to insert one will win a beer at the next camp.

The Scholar

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Fri Oct 18 15:17:30 CEST 2002

More Cool Dates


Your forgetting about good friday matt, and christmas day and boxing day, those get really screwed around with when christmas falls on a saturday and sunday - often the 'offial' national boxing day is on the 27th or 28th! Nobody in the UK seems to know this, but isn't June 9th (?) Europe day! Then again its not surprising as 60 0f people can't tell you St. George's day (March 19th?), not that I care that much - he's the patron saint of so many places that nationalist (fashist) groups which use him as a symbol are being bitterly ironic in their celebrations. Talking about nice traditions - we have a man who comes along on sometime around April the 1st and takes away all your money. His name is Gordon Brown (ho, ho, ho).

The Scholar


Fri Oct 18 14:42:16 CEST 2002


You mean the Easter Bunny. But I thought the Easter Bunny wasn't real? Bells Nichols comes after Christmas, not before though. New Year's Eve he comes, I think. Correct me somebody if I am wrong. Bells Nichols fills empty plates that you leave out with cookies. Yeah! I thought you were supposed to get a knitted jumper, not socks. I'm considering New Year's traditions in the UK and the recurring theme is: alcohol. Hmmm... not very good, is it? We wait for Big Ben to strike midnight. And (!) then a cheer goes up across the country. We get Bank Holidays. Always on a Monday. These are quite often. Why would you caress a lamb? Waht about New Year's resolutions? Does any other country have those? What do we say about Romania? Apples.......

M.


Fri Oct 18 14:35:04 CEST 2002


National day on the 1st of December. Free day , iuhu! 8th of November. Our high school's birthday: St. Mihai(Michael). Free day. Again iuhu. But those are the only free days we get except holidays. Another tradition. On New Years Eve: 'sorcova' and 'plugul'. Sorcova is a stick on which you put paper flowers. Colored ones. Than you go and hit the others in their heads( kidding) and start singing: Sorcova vesela, sa traiti sa-nbatraniti. This is what we wish the next year bring to us. There is also a tradition to caress a lamb, named "Vasilica'. This is for good luck. What do you say about Romania?

SMA

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Fri Oct 18 14:28:26 CEST 2002

Mos Nicolae


We have 'Mos Nicolae' on the 6th of December. We get presents then too. We have to wash our boots and go to sleep. Than when we wake up the next morning we find sweets, fruits and ....whatever. This is something like the French one. We also have "Iepurasul"( little rabbit) at Easter and we get Easter eggs and socks( I'm kidding but sometimes we get those too).It is said that in the Easter night, when we go to church we have to wear something new. So, if we get socks.... This is very nice.

Sma

http://


Fri Oct 18 14:22:55 CEST 2002

PC Digestion.....


Is this biologically possible? I think Apples taste nicer anyway. Need to add length to this message to keep Klaas happy. Da Dee Dum. Hows about more random facts? This can also be used to prove my complete insanity and thus gain me more points in the competition. Which I am hopefully still winning. Am I winning Klaas? Boo to carrots. Yeah to Apples. The smallest man alive is 26 inches tall. Wow! Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols according to French Tradition. Soldiers, from every country, salute with their right hand. Facts are boring, but I know so many. He, he. Am I certifiable?

M.

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Fri Oct 18 03:38:40 CEST 2002

I also disagree


Apples are indeed the best. At my job, I'm working with an Apple. But I never worked with a carrot. btw I never ate PCs too. (but I'm working on it)

Chrdo Manee (Namnone of Aspro)
errr... forgot@stupidemailaddresses.be
http://


Fri Oct 18 03:14:55 CEST 2002

Reunion


Yeah I suddenly was in the middle of a cyber reunion.

Chris
chris.dorreman@pandora.be
http://users.pandora.be/chris.dorreman/


Fri Oct 18 02:18:16 CEST 2002

pluming the ears


It just suddenly had a feffort and all the feffort had gone with it. It even stepped my horn. They took them from earth you know. They make my favorite nine to severed and now I’m a been habed by the …. Uh…. stam of fortment of my annulment which is now forever

yeah, it's me, me me

http://


Fri Oct 18 01:46:48 CEST 2002

Disagreement...


Apples are the best! Apples rule! Go Apples. Eat Apples. Enrich your diet with Apples. Consume Apples. Digest Apples. Smoke Apples. Oops - too far. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Long enough Klaas? I'm winning the crazy competition! YEAH! Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples. Apples.

M.


Fri Oct 18 01:35:18 CEST 2002

Agreement


I totally agree with that previous statement! carrots do rock!

The carrot king
Kingofcarrots@thegrocerystore.com
http://Carrotsonlune.com


Fri Oct 18 01:21:37 CEST 2002

carrots


Carrots Rock!

James
Teggunthemighty@aol.com


Fri Oct 18 01:07:01 CEST 2002

The most nuts guy/gal competition


you can subscribe on klaas.vantournhout@rug.ac.be subject: I'm nuts. For the moment is matthew leading with all the points

klaas


Fri Oct 18 00:21:50 CEST 2002

Reunion...


Again in progress, another cyber reunion. Drum roll, introducing...

Matthew, Klaas, Jess, James, Chris

http://


Fri Oct 18 00:13:02 CEST 2002


Klaas - You're stark raving mad, but so are we all, and that's why IAYC is so crazy/sexy/cool. (insert one of the following: word, true dat, hell yeah, yo). I think we should discuss... hmm.. Monet!

um.. *not* Jess
jessicay@mit.edu


Fri Oct 18 00:10:16 CEST 2002

Insanity confirmed


Klaas, you are crazy! Muscles from Brussels!

M.

http://


Fri Oct 18 00:08:56 CEST 2002

Damm


Godverdommemiljaardenondedjumiljaardenondegodverdomme, not stuff like that! (Do you still remember it Sebastian?)
According to Jess I'm insane? Can somebody conform this or deny?

Klaas


Fri Oct 18 00:05:33 CEST 2002

longer, how about long word?


The longest official word ever (1,913 letters) is the term for the formula C1289H2051N343O375S8 Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenyl- alanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysyglutamyl- gycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonyl- leucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyllisoleucylglutamylglutaminyl- serylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucyl- glutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucyl- glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucyl- alanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginyl- alanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl- glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl- glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyl- lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl- leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl- asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl- tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl- aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl- glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl- alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl- prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl- alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl- isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl- tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl- alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl- glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminyl- glycylphenylalanylglysylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminyl- valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl- glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl- isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyl- prolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl- alanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginy- lserine.

random
is that long enough?
enough p-board activity?


Fri Oct 18 00:01:09 CEST 2002

Supernovae and neutrinos


I'm wondering if there has ever been a project in IAYC arround Supernovae and neutrinos? Does anybody has good infromation about this thing? I'm doing my thesis in this subject, and all infromation is welcome.

Klaas
klaas.vantournhout@rug.ac.be
http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/OMNIS/


Thu Oct 17 23:57:13 CEST 2002

no mat


longer msgs matthew, but not that long, at least more then a line.

Klaas


Thu Oct 17 23:55:26 CEST 2002


more, write more

m.

http://


Thu Oct 17 23:54:51 CEST 2002

Okay what happened


The p-board is dead, why. Its already 4 hours ago that somebody wrote something. Why???

Klaas


Thu Oct 17 18:47:32 CEST 2002


Thank you.

M.

http://


Thu Oct 17 18:03:33 CEST 2002

Message for Linux buffs


I'm sending this message from a unix system - wa hee. Boy is it annoying having to type of this keyboard as I'm in c programing class and all the punctuation keys are in freaky places.

The Scholar


Thu Oct 17 15:13:27 CEST 2002

Translation for Matthew


'Viva el Pilar'( guess you understand that), I couldn't go but Bruno and Ana I hope you had a good time even if it was not with me( or "even if I was not there")

the famous translator

http://


Thu Oct 17 14:18:43 CEST 2002

Oops...


It rains here too Erik. A lot. This is England after all. Ana - what does that mean? Can someone translate that for me. Please.

M.


Thu Oct 17 14:12:36 CEST 2002

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics...


Who said that? Actually nobody is sure. It's a choice between Benjamin Disraeli and Mark Twain. Anybody care to comment? Scarface - writer Stone, director - Brian De Palma. Reservoir Dogs - writer and director - Tarantino. Pulp Fiction - writer and director - Tarantino. Enough Erik? Hey, everyone remembers stupid facts. Abraham Lincoln was the tallest ever US President. There are 118 heliports in the UK. The population decrease in Hungary is 2.4%. There were 31 dynasties of Ancient Egypt. But I do remember my maths and physics work too. Octopii have three hearts and blue blood. It is possible to artificially inseminate a whale. Emilio Marco Palma was the first person born in Antarctica in 1978. Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts. 4 people, on average, a year dies in the UK whilst putting their socks on. Albania is the only coutry who's official religion is aetheism. Need I go on? I know more, just ask me about anything. Oh yeah, I love black people and show me the money!

Matthew

http://


Thu Oct 17 13:59:16 CEST 2002

most fascinating news


Have a look at the link ..

Cmon
s2@blackhole.mw
http://www.eso.org/outreach/press-rel/pr-2002/pr-17-02.html


Thu Oct 17 13:14:42 CEST 2002


do you like black people? show me the money. do you remenber british people? viva el pilar q no puder ir bruno y ana espero q lo pasaseis bien aunque fuera sin mi :(

ana t
tabaresana@hotmail.com
http://


Thu Oct 17 11:49:38 CEST 2002

Hola from Denmark


Dear all, I just donŽt rememeber when I pinned last message, but quite time ago. On Tuesday I arrive to Copenhagen, where I will be the next 2 months doing an stay at MIC (Mikroelektronik Centre), I should came some days before, but I just wanted to spend EL PILAR in Zaragoza, as everyyear it was great!,if you are here or near, maybe we can meet. Troels, Klaus, Thomas...are you here? Best regards to all of you, have fun and hope to see you soon. Besos Maria

Maria
Maria.Villarroya@uab.es
http://einstein.uab.es/mvillarroya


Thu Oct 17 10:26:52 CEST 2002

Quentin Tarantino, part deux


Matt, I was not aware of that. But my ohter movies were correct, right? Sma, I know what you mean by remembering the wrong stuff. Last week I found out I knew Michael Chang won Roland Garros in 1989. I was 7 at the time, why do I know that stuff? I have to know mechanics and Laplace...Instead I know Sweden beat Bulgaria 4-0 in the 1994 World Cup match for the third place... and Neil, it's raining in Holland for a week straight, you don't want to be here. Plus they steel jackets here...

Erik
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
http://


Thu Oct 17 10:23:07 CEST 2002

Hmmm, numbers


The only five letter numbers in Dutch are: zeven (7), negen (9) and twaalf (12). In hebrew it is a discussion what you count as letters and what you don't count as them ;)

YH

http://


Thu Oct 17 00:19:52 CEST 2002

Reunion...


In progress, its official, its cyber. On MSN. Five people, four different countries. I present:

Matthew, Neil, Klaas, Jess and Volker

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:58:52 CEST 2002

Mi mate Dave


All my mates are shit, they're sitting round talking about boring uni crap when they should be partying - wish I was in holland.

The Scholar


Wed Oct 16 23:27:07 CEST 2002


Ein Tag, beim Gehen hinter eine Abflußrinne, ich einen Husten und mein Bein gab, fiel herunter. Ich sah ihn dort nach dem Boden ein Wreath der Blumen und verlasse herum. Ihn ergreifend, gab ich hop, in Blockiereinsetzen durch reiben an. Er sprang nach meinem Kopf, den Sie sehen, um eine Tasse Tee zu stehlen und dann sagte er... Galle Ihre nicht, um an einem Spiel solcher geisteskranker Vielzahl normalerweise teilzunehmen. Gehen Sie Nach Hause

which previous msg?


Wed Oct 16 23:25:41 CEST 2002

Bloooooooood


Bloody grammar. Bloodymary. On,two, three I'm not lovin' it like that. Bloody English words. I have to change the language. Pic,opu, igigj,m kcjfjgjvj j.Full stop Eh, how is that?

zdrang

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:21:57 CEST 2002


Bai, e un extraterestru la fereastra. Imi spune sa inchid ...calculatorul asta ca s-a saturat de taraitul asta insuportabil. S- au intors primatele din spatiu si si-au asezat fundul rosu pe trotuarul de vizavi. Era cam plin de praf iar asfaltul avea gaurele. Nu mai e muzica si s-a oprit si lumina. Cate aberatii pot scrie oare pe minut sau pe secunda la patrat. Sa calculez acceleratia cu care se misca un aspirator cand il impinge mama cu piciorutul ei delicat de caprioara. Hei, pana la urma restaurantul s-a deschis si am vazut ca au si mere murate. Se vand la bucata cu o napolitana invechita in varf. Nu este totusi o coada infernala ca la aprozar dar merita sa o vezi pe tipa de la televizor in sortulet de Scufita Rosie. Si mergea prin padure si culegea floricele. Mi s-a incins neuronul asa ca va parasesc. Of, Viata mea... Si Adrian Copilul Minune nu se ma numeste asa. Acum isi zice Adrian Minune pentru ca nu mai e copil. Vecinii asculta manele si arunca tocanita pe fereastra. Se serveste cu painica proaspata de la o fabrica indiana. Avem si castraveciori si alte diminutive. Ei, nu , ca nu sunt sanatoasa. Nu mai e pic de respect pe lumea asta. Sic transit gloria mundi? Muraturile va saluta!

Muratura

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:19:46 CEST 2002


Joan Baez, the folk singer? She did a tour this summer. I know of her. Which song was it? Women are stronger. Don't get me to repeat it too many times. Men are big babies really. They are weak. And I talk from experience. You will wake up. You always do. Sleep, blissful sleep. I should get some.

M.

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:15:22 CEST 2002


We're lovin', lovin', lovin' it. We're lovin' it like that!

M.

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:14:54 CEST 2002


Oh, respect exists. I respect every individual I know. For some thing. Ah-ha knowing who somebody is depends on the style of their English. I can tell because I'm English and I can see who uses certain vocabulary and grammar.

M

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:13:01 CEST 2002


is it, is it wicked?

bere gratis

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:11:41 CEST 2002


Na,na,na. There's no respect left in this world. Why do you always say you know who that person is?

ttttttttttttttttttttt

http://


Wed Oct 16 23:09:59 CEST 2002

Women power


It was Joan Baez. Do you know her? Aha, finally somebody who agrees women are stronger. Yes,yes, men are complaining too much. La,la,la. Good night. My eternal sleep. I will never wake up. I think those apples where from Snow White. Poissoned apples. Aaaaaaaaa....I'm dying. Actually falling asleep.

Sma

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Wed Oct 16 23:09:26 CEST 2002


I'm being teased by a wicked person. Who could that be? Actually I know but I want to keep the rest of you guessing. Well, I stopped the printer after 16 pages or something. How could I be so stupid? Maybe I'm just tired. Actaully paper is fibrous and good for colonic irrigation. He, he.

Matthew

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Wed Oct 16 23:04:16 CEST 2002

Waste of paper!!!!!!!!!!!!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! He,he,he. Digest it.Then plant your vomit deep in the ground.

wicked person

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Wed Oct 16 22:33:13 CEST 2002

Oh My God....


I just accidentally printed the pinboard. It's 117 pages long. Damn!

Matthew


Wed Oct 16 21:58:16 CEST 2002

Funny Translation


This is what altavista made of Phillipe's comments: "Téa, the autumn east cannot be not a favorable season so that the buds of wisdom hatch. Me I put myself at ham butters... Finally all that does not release the skies!" Either the frenchman is a closet bohemian poet, or else translation program need a lot more work. BTW - his solution is correct in french, can anyone find the italian one as so far it has evaded me!

The Scholar


Wed Oct 16 21:58:15 CEST 2002

Buds in Autumn?


I am sorry Teea. I was not being sarcastic. I will only offer advice if you want it. I know that sagesse is wisdom really. No philosophy tonight, mere reflection. English answer to equation is: GROSS/DOZEN + EIGHT = SCORE. Black men - aaaaa! I agree Sma. He, he. But monsters aren't always black. Is wisdom nutritious? Something to demur about. Ciorba has to be better than Pedigree Chum look-a-like. Pedigree Chum is a make of dog-food. Sexual discrimination is not good though. You will not hear me say this often but maybe women are the stronger sex. It's probably true. I do not know the song or singer but it is a very true description of how things can be. Of how things should not be. Who is the singer? And the song? Yes, I'm hungry. I ate for the first time since Monday lunch time about two hours ago. I was starving. Forgetful, eh? And Sma - don't be sad.

Matthew


Wed Oct 16 21:19:02 CEST 2002

monsters under the bad. Omu' negru, aaaaaaaaa!


Sagesse meaning sausage? Are you hungry Matthew? Don't upset my sister. She is not in the mood to receive a philosophical advice. The film is an Italian story. The monster only ate women. He,he.Sexual discrimination. But they tasted better than your food. We don't get food at school. Ciorbaaaaaaaaaa! What do you say of this:" Oh sad is the fortune of all women kind/Controled by her parents until she's a wife/A slave to her husband for the rest of her life" Do you know the song or singer?

sad Sma

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Wed Oct 16 21:15:31 CEST 2002

douze / trois+seize=vingt


Here's a french solution to the previous equation : 12 (douze)/3 (trois)+16 (seize) = 20 (vingt) Hope there's no mistake :) Téa, l'automne n'est peut être pas une saison favorable pour qu'éclosent les bourgeons de la sagesse. Moi je me suis mis au jambon beurre... Enfin tout ça ne dégage pas les cieux ! No Matthew Sagesse is not a sausage, however it can also be nutritious sometimes... But as a former philosopher you should know that. I don't have any clue about that song, could you give me a hint ?

Philippe

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Wed Oct 16 17:36:21 CEST 2002

Be Basque, be different :-)


If I am not too tired.. the only 5 letter long numbers in Basque are: ZAZPI (7), HAMAR(10) and HOGEI (20). Besos,

Idoia

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Wed Oct 16 16:49:22 CEST 2002

Always look on the bright side of life


The only five letter number in German is "sechs" (6). Unless, of course, if you write "fünf" (5) as "fuenf". Then (A=B=5 or A=B=6) and C=5 and D=6. Any language for which it doesn't work?

Jo:rg

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Wed Oct 16 16:12:25 CEST 2002

A monster with a lifesign....


Do monsters live in caves? I always thought that the monster lived under my bed. Why was the monster secret? What is this film? I can't seem to find it anywhere. Cmon, that is the trick. Choose the meal that they could not possible have spoilt. I have survived seven years of school cooking on that principle. They even managed to ruin simple things like apple pie and custard. Frequently the meat looked and smelt like dog food. I was too afraid to taste it to find out if the taste was consistent too. Oh, Smaranda, don't be sad. Life improves. I can imagine that reading six days of the p-board (Klaas taught me this shortened name) is very hard and very hard to comprehend also. How can you deny a cheese sandwich? There must be a metaphysical answer to that question but The Philosopher is not functioning properly right now. Sometimes denying responsibility and adulthood removes stress. The freedom of not being bound by duties. And now we introduce french. I will probably harass Philippe for a good translation but for now I think I understand. Although I could be mistaken. Sagesse does mean wisdom and not sausage? Kidding, but I don't have my dictionary so it's quite hard to get the whole meaning. But to try and find some wisdom you need a direction to look. Look to inside of yourself. Wisdom of the internal variety. Be true to your heart. Trust in your feelings. Enjoy all those apples people. They are nutritious. Here's something for Tom: 'Incidentally this record is available in the foyer.' Name that song? Anybody else perhaps?

Matthew (currently not The Philosopher)


Wed Oct 16 16:11:31 CEST 2002

A/B + C = D


Find solutions to the above equation where A, B, C, and D are all integers five letters long in your native language (e.g. EIGHT in English). It is definatly possible in French, Italian and English (kinda). [Shamelessly stolen from this week's New Scientist.]

The Scholar


Wed Oct 16 13:53:13 CEST 2002

monsters


sma, you are absolutely right , you have to watch that film again, it's meaningless meanings will never be enough revealed ! i'm not in the mood to counicate with mum, tell her a story, sth, you have more imagination than i have now. i'm in a denial period, i deny my adulthood and my responsability, my daily cheese sandwich, i look for some bourgeons de sagesse qui ne veulent pas pousser bref je n'ai pas envie de lui expliquer tout ces choses inexplicables ...

t

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Wed Oct 16 13:50:21 CEST 2002

Lifesign


Hi Everybody, Puuh ! I just read the last 6 days of iayc pinboard. It's raining outside and I just ate at the mesa, and I think the first time it was hard to decide what to eat. Normally you read the list and choose the meal which you think of "they can't do much wrong cooking this meal". But it's not that bad. It's really OK if you choose well :-) In this mensa there's a Internet Café for Students. Free of course, but they have Win 3.11 on it. It's better than any Windoze newer, but anyway. The computer next to me doesn't work, screen is frozen. Every 2 minutes, people come there and press the well-known Any-Key, nothing happens, and people piss off. Any ideas how long it takes to read 6 days ? My Eyes are painful. Does IAYC or IWA have any insurance for eye damage :-) Stress at university ? Well, in germany the semester started this monday, so the lectures are more or less introducting in the subjects. But the stress will soon begin. I miss the camp and I hope to see all of you at the reunion in brussels. It stopped raining outside, so I will go home now. See you in brussels and have a nice time.

Cmon
Cmon@nostress.uni.at.this.time


Wed Oct 16 13:49:21 CEST 2002

Apples..


But everyone must also remember that apples are seen as a biblical symbol of man's fall from grace and the temptation of women (re: the garden of eden) however this is in fact erronious as there is not actual reference to the fruit of the tree of knowledge being an apple, so go ahead and enjoy them.

The Scholar


Wed Oct 16 13:42:00 CEST 2002

Autumn Apples


In the cool weather of Autumn, apple trees hang with ripening fruit. The miracle of harvest is about to begin as their fragrance fills the air. A crunching bite reveals white flesh, tinged yellow, green or pink; fine grained, crisp, tender, juicy, pleasantly tart to the taste. Old-fashioned apples - Rome Beauty, Liberty and Jonagold picked fresh for pies, applesauce and tarts.

Matthew


Wed Oct 16 13:33:09 CEST 2002

apples


apples, I have apples.red, suculent apples. Scarface? Wasn't in with Al Pacino? I think I saw it. Teea, do you remeber the film 'The cave of the secret monster'? Can you believe I'm watching it for the third time? Hmm, it's hard to forgive myself, hard not to be annoyed with myself. Uh, my memory always remebers the bad things. I think it's not working properly. I think I should apologise to somebody. My memory always remebers stupid things, like actors and film titles.But never maths. I am soooooooo sad. I'm yawning.

Sma

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Wed Oct 16 12:27:56 CEST 2002

Natural Born Killers


Erik, sorry to disappoint you but.... while Oliver Stone directed this film, Quentin Tarantino wrote the screenplay. I do know my stuff thank you very much. Score one for The Philosopher! Look at site below if you don't believe me. Hahaha... SIDKWTHHITA factor - don't less this affect you Smaranda. Please. Share. With those who love you and you love.

Matthew

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Wed Oct 16 12:19:30 CEST 2002

Quentin Tarantino?


Matthew, you disappoint me. Natural Born Killers was an Oliver Stone movie, not a Quentin Tarantino movie. Come on, know your stuff! Pulp Fiction yes, Reservoir Dogs yes, Scarface no. (I think ;)!! )

Erik
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
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Wed Oct 16 11:15:17 CEST 2002

SIDKWTHHITA


Klaas, I feel terribly sorry for you but there is always a next period.... My SIDKWTHHITA-factor is also quite high at the moment. good luck. Maybe you should try to juggle with ten balls to reduce your stress. Start thinking about IAYC might also help.

The shrimp
stressedshrimp@hotmail.com
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Wed Oct 16 00:07:48 CEST 2002

Solutions...


We are all searching for the solution to our problems. Open windows do keep you cold, very cold. But warmth we all know how to achieve that. Klaas is truly the master of stress relief. Please don't be all those things. Don't be annoyed. Please. And (sorry!) don't be violent. Please. Apples are better. Don't mention the fingernails please Ania, I'm still in trauma from that. Just kidding. It was amusing. Anytime you need to relax my nails are still unpainted. Homework isn't useless its just stressful. Natural Born Teachers. Sounds like a Quentin Tarantino film. A solution to be annoyed is to accept an apology from whoever annoyed you. Yes? Forgive and forget. I hope. And (again!) do not be lonely, you have people who love you. Who love you a lot. These people are there for you. Ok? Mint ice-cream with pork and Coke. Interesting combination, I may just try it. Don't be annoyed. I have said that already but I mean it. Keep eating apples. Many kgs a day.

Matthew


Tue Oct 15 23:49:35 CEST 2002

Smaac!!!


...please don't be so stressed!! didn't you have enough apples in Eichendorf?? I always thought you ate so many to have them in reserve for all winter!!! just try with brain-power: while you imagine you're eating an apple your stress will fly away!! and it's even more funny!! well at least try, will you?? hehe smile to everybody!!

Anarru
ana_ruiz_m@yahoo.es
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Tue Oct 15 23:48:24 CEST 2002

A bedtime story from next sunday


Once upon a time there was this boy who went to Oxford and had to take part in a silly old fashioned ritual called matriculation at which he has to dress up like a decaying bat, and carry a morter board, so, like most of his friends he got completely wasted before, during and after the event and had a bloody good time. Then went and wrote some excelent poetry on the IAYC pinboard.] N.B These events have NOT happened yet!

Oxford Guy


Tue Oct 15 23:46:27 CEST 2002

correction


I meant ’…95 per cent of…’. You should try carrot flavoured ice-cream... Matchmaker don’t be whichever bad things you are. You are not lonely – you’ve got us!

currently stress free even though i haven't done my homework


Tue Oct 15 23:32:03 CEST 2002


Neil, very good poetry, don't listen to that.....philosopher. No comment. Can you tell I'm lying? Solution number three: never set your alarm clock at 4.00 a.m after going to bed at 2.00 a.m. Set your father or ask him to punch you when he is woken up from his sweet sleep by a strange noise, very 'stressing'. You might fall asleep during classes or be shout at by your maths teacher. What is going on with Philippe and Matthew? Have you been drinking ....ice-cream? Solution number four: never drink votka and eat bannanas at the same time. Try mint ice-cream with some pork and Coke. Can you eat that? I am still annoyed. Any solution for that? No apples available. To far away. Teea, I miss you( oh, really?). Please write to mum. She is very stressing these days.

the same as the same person

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Tue Oct 15 23:25:26 CEST 2002

stress-full subject


No, Matthew you were never stressful. Actually, painting a non-gay-male's fingernails bright red was very relaxing. I should do that more often. Actually only one-virtual-pinboard-coffee-advertiser was stressful. ONCE. And he WAS present during w-g sessions. At least his body was. (Of course except for when he wasn’t.) You think participants in general are not stressful? Haha You wish! Think about the weirdest thing you can do and multiply it by 50. You think homework is useless? 950f the things you learn, you learn at home studying alone. And what do you think would happen if teachers uncorked their bottles? Good teachers just don’t do it. Good teachers are not homo sapiens – they are teachers in the first place. Natural born teachers.

Turning to my birthday-present-teddy-Mr.Bear-stress-reducer - Ania


Tue Oct 15 23:12:24 CEST 2002


pissed off. very angry. anoyed. violent. sleepy. Solution number two: an apple a day will keep the....stress away. Can you imagine what 2 kg or more can do? Side effects?

the same person

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Tue Oct 15 23:10:19 CEST 2002

Depressed .........stress?


Don't stress me with your stress. I found a better solution: keep the window open, freeze and you can stay awake until morning. Klass, Tzutzi is Teea's friend. She is studying in Paris, at ENS. She wants to save the world, am I right Tzutzi. I am annoyed.

The lonely angry matchmaker

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Tue Oct 15 22:49:16 CEST 2002

Stress at uni and how pass uni succesfully


Stress and passing university are both related in some way.
Stress is a very common thing among students (and sometimes profs around the exams). Mostly stress starts in the courses itself. When you listen to a prof, you will notice that when he is talking and talking about all those great things in life universe and everything (but hardly knows how to fix a light bulb) you all of a sudden come to the following conclusion "What the photon is he talking about!". This conclusion is widely known among students as the "Shit-I-don't-know-what-the-hell-he-is-talking-about"-factor (SIDKWTHHITA-factor). This SIDKWTHHITA-factor has a rating between zero and two.
- zero means, you understand the stuff he is explaining (the prof must be ill that day)
- one means, damm first I thought I understood it, but then I got lost somewhere in between the words "it" and "the" (the prof gets well during the lecture)
- two means, And there we go, the prof at warp 5, unable to understand for a normal student.
So what has this to do with stress? Well every course you attend has this certain SIDKWTHHITA-factor. We can now convert this SIDKWTHHITA-factor to the Ultimate-Stress-factor (US-factor) which is defined like this. Assume you have N courses with each a certain factor of difficulty, being d. Then we define
US-factor = 100*Sum( (SIDKWTHHITA-factor)_i * d_i,i=1..N)/(2*Sum (d_i,i=1..N))
As you can assume, when US-factor = 0-25, no problems, your classes are to easy (or your prof is in a coma). US-factor = 25-50, stress starts to build up, but not in a catastrophic way. You can follow the classes without a problem (he has a concussion). US-factor = 50-75, okay, shit happens, you are on the edge of being able to follow the lectures and you know it, stress is common now and daily (he has the flue). US-factor = 75-100, okay you are lost.
So after defining the SIDKWTHHITA-factor and the US-factor, we can now search for solutions to let your stress go down. This is the easy part when you are studying for exams. You are sitting on your desk and you totally are lost between the pages 2 and 275 (the first page you understand because it is the title page). What to do now, well your US-factor is by now somewhere 85. And your brain is full of things you don't understand and can't order because you are thinking about the stuff all the time.
solution 1: Start Juggling, this makes your brain concentrating totally on the balls, and not on the courses, but without knowing it, your brain orders all the information and makes that when you finished juggling and start learning again, everything goes fine fur just 5 minutes. But you had those 5 minutes! (at that time you are thinking all the time, why doesn't that juggling trick work! and your juggling stress-factor is rising, so you switch from studying to juggling, and the both factors will drop, and you will be able to juggle and know the course)
solution 2: Meditation: This has been taught to me by Narmadha, and she explained me this by saying that your brain is a lake and the questions in your mind are ripples, and every question you answer is one ripple less. Well my brain is like a ocean where there is a tornado rushing over together with four twisters and a hurricane. So it doesn't work for me then. But this brings down stress to, I expect.
But now how to attend classes and not get stressful in classes.
1. You can start juggling in the classes, but I don't think the prof will like that.
2. Look at a fix point on the blackboard, and don't think, try to sleep with your eyes open. Without knowing it, you get all the profs information in your brain. And your SIDKWTHHITA-factor is 0 because you didn't pay any attention so you don't know if you could understand the stuff. The good thing about this, is that the prof thinks you pay attention, so you fooled that one too.
3. I don't have any idea anymore what to write down now because I'm lost between line 1 and m, where m is the last line of this message.
So what the hell am I doing here, I don't have any idea. Just after lectures, do the Erik-Stress-reduction-way. Go out have fun and sometimes study. That is how to pass uni.
So basically this is all shit I wrote down, but look, I live with it.

Klaas who is flipped
flip@flop.flup
http://www.flip.flop.flup/


Tue Oct 15 22:49:06 CEST 2002

Stress- just sing!


hi guys, here i have the ultimate method to get rid of stress. Actually they did a test at our university of a new method called "Stress-Vaccination-Training" for the students who had a exam ahead .i.e.e.g. me! The idea is -similar to vaccination- to let you experience a stressful situation, and the trick is to convince yourself that nothing will happen and you can do it... And now: Go to the next bus,tram,train or plane, make sure you have the attention of all passengers and SING ASLOUDASYOUCAN. And then get out at the next stop and you will never ever experience stress again (theoretically) have fun

johannes
sing@nostress
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Tue Oct 15 21:53:25 CEST 2002

stress at uni


Hello Neil ! Mathew and me don't want to break the discussion with random subjects, so we are thinking about stress at university... Well we should speak about stress during the exam then. As far as I'm concerned most of the time I have no stress, except after the exams. I get rid of it like this : I convince myself that I have done the worst exam ever. You have to train yourself to be very persuasive. I've been parctising it for more than four years now and it works fine ! Maybe it also works when you are working as a teacher... I stop here Matthew is waiting for my message...

Philippe

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Tue Oct 15 21:40:37 CEST 2002

Stress


I told you Klaas had flipped. He's found Tzutzi though! Good man. Participants are not stressful. I take that personally. I may be crazy but I try to be funny and witty. I prefer to leave stress. It is a thing I could ver ywell do without. Very good poetry Neil. Don't play with the words so much though and it is a bit childish. Your getting good with the randomosity though. Students do not cause stress. Teachers do by setting us work. Tragic, work, teachers want no stress? Here's a tip for teachers avoiding stress, don't set homework. How to rid yourself of stress? An interesting question. Well, alcohol can be tempting. But no. You should turn to a loved one for comfort. Take shelter in their arms. Hmmm.... Maybe just relaxation. But how to relax? Read, watch TV. Everyone has their individual defnition of relaxation. Do not resort to self-destructive methods. Do not bottle everything up. This erodes you from the inside. It hurts, trust me. Sing. Don't let life stress you in the first place. Be laid back. A gram of prevention is wortha kilogram of cure. Don't hide from the pain. Share it. Hmmm.... can't think of more. No drums, no lecture attendance. That should be the rule. Haha....

The Philosopher


Tue Oct 15 21:29:07 CEST 2002

Coffee


Buy Starbucks - the only espresso with a creme that meets North Eastern Indiana Liberated Standards.

Mr. S. Bucks


Tue Oct 15 21:25:32 CEST 2002

Random (bad) Poetry


One day while walking past a trough, I gave a cough and my leg fell off. I saw it there upon the ground a wreath of flowers and leaves around. Grabbing it I stated to hop, into a trap set by a mop. He jumped upon my head you see, in order to steal a cup of tea. and then he said ... Neil your not one to normally participate in a game of such insane variety. Go Home.

Neil


Tue Oct 15 21:18:34 CEST 2002

RANDOM


Strike light reverse harbour. Inter-arma enim silent leges. Hast du einem Kaninchen uber deinem Arschloch? Well, as the feline reclined on her fireside perch, she attempted to translate 'La Divina Comedia' into a strange dialect called Welsh. One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each other. Fiddle-dee-dee, fiddle-dee-dum. Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Scottishman. Here we go... how do you confuse an Irishman? Answers on a postcard to 'You've Been Framed, Freepost'. I'm sane really.

The Mad Philosopher


Tue Oct 15 21:13:25 CEST 2002


I don't like mint anyway...

still me

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Tue Oct 15 21:12:32 CEST 2002


only one L in my name, sorry for the mistake

PhiLippe

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Tue Oct 15 21:11:12 CEST 2002


don't worry guys it's only a random talk.... It's Matthew favorite game. He is teaching me how to play it.

Phillippe

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Tue Oct 15 21:09:34 CEST 2002


Enough about stress. Philippe and I would like to announce. MINT ICE-CREAM is FANTASTIC!!!!

The Philosopher


Tue Oct 15 20:36:39 CEST 2002

Ania the Teacher


Ahhh. Come on Ania we weren't all that bad - some of us weren't even there half the time (!). But I can agree with what you say about teachers and pupils. One thing I've always found funny is that the bottom sets in schools are always the smallest... don't the very smart kids need as much help as the very (not-smart)est? I'm sure you'll be an amazing teacher and be put in charge of all the 11 year olds in Poland one day (tee hee hee).

Neo.


Tue Oct 15 20:20:34 CEST 2002

love it or leave it


Stress, hm..One could write a long paper entitled "Participants as major stress-inducing factor while being a leader." Think about it... you... you... participants. And believe me, students can cause much more stress than the teachers, for this simple reason that there is MUCH more of them. (One of my friends is, actually, writing an MA thesis on this :) Let's make this discussion somehow more productive: What do you, personally, do with it? What helps to get rid of stress? As for boring lectures, well not everybody can play drums during lectures as Feynman did. You also have to remember that your attention span is... 6 minutes! In Poland they do not pay more to good lecturers (they do in US and UK, as I've read), they just have more students = more work and trouble (=dans la joungle, terrible joungle... <-tribute to Philippe's taste in music). The point is that you have to love it. If you don't, you cannot be good.

Ania


Tue Oct 15 18:43:37 CEST 2002

Who is Tzutzi?


This is a question of life and dead? Only a few of us know who he/she is and its realy hard to find out. Even a cryptic message of sma the wise didn't gave me a clue. So I searched the FBI databases of the most wanted ppl and found the following
Tzutzi and friends, not allowed under 18

Klaas without tutu


Tue Oct 15 18:11:23 CEST 2002

La, la, la....


Stress. What is stress? Not easy to define. We both have stresses. Are yours the same as mine? Stress for some is a state of mind. A constant. Stress can tell you that you are still alive. It can weigh you down, it can numb your soul. Change your mind. If you want to be somebody else, if you're tired of fighting battles with yourself. Change your mind. Stress, a lifelong companion. Just don't let it wear you down. Anybody care to add more?

A Slightly Poetic and Melancholy Philosopher


Tue Oct 15 17:42:15 CEST 2002

Hey ho


Hey you people! Just want to let you know that you are all crazy on this pinboard haha. It is awesome to read it. And I'm ssooooooooooooo tired of working in the hospital for workstudy pfffffff. To Ania, thanks for your card!!! I loved it and I promiss to reply after my workstudy!

Ann


Tue Oct 15 16:12:30 CEST 2002

Uni Rox


I've just managed to connect my computer to a 100 mbit per second university connection - life is good.

Oxford Guy


Tue Oct 15 15:12:29 CEST 2002

Uni Stress...


So far none (I'm experience now having spent 2 proper days of lectures here!) - I've not yet fallen asleep in a lecture, but came close during the first day when out of a total of 5 hours sitting in a theatre, NONE OF IT WAS ON PHYSICS! What's really annoying for me is the fact that I have to do question sheets for my tutorial (1 on 1 meeting) which are really complicated and we haven't done the work for it yet! Well, at least its better than having to do homework for school cause I can use the 'I didn't quite know what the question was asking' excuse. Partying is rather calm here as my college bar (located within 500 m of my room so I can stagger home easily) closes at 11:30, but its fun to be chucked out every evening. Whatever happens at UNI, I'm sure you'll have fun and, to sound like a pretentious teacher, 'You only get out of it what you put in'. Peace Out. Ps. Yesterday a load of French people turned up, so thanks to anyone who exported them here.

Oxford Guy
some.guy@stcatherines.oxford.ac.uk
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Tue Oct 15 14:51:10 CEST 2002

university stressfull??


I read some really scay things on the pinboard. University stressfull, give me a break. It's just a walk in the park, if you take the right turns (the ones to the bars, discos and parties)!!

duuuh
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
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Tue Oct 15 14:50:10 CEST 2002


nearly forgot. sma - you are very wise and beautiful.

errr?


Tue Oct 15 14:45:39 CEST 2002

errr?


no, i'm not Ina and you have not broken my heart. he, he.. have you guessed yet? well, actually i told you. and i know only a little bit of romanian, you're right about that. well, you did teach me. Tzutzifrogs? how bizarre. must work. must remember to work. university is more stressful than high school. hmmm....

errr?


Tue Oct 15 14:35:20 CEST 2002

"Errr?" what....


Erik, thanks but I'm still in my last year of hicgh school. I will be a student next year, hopefully. I was just asking how is life at university because I imagined it would be less stressfull. I know I'm wrong. Ania, I like my English teacher a lot. I know you are just like her. As for Teea and Tzutzi: it was not Ina and I'm not a heart breaker. It must be a person who knows a little Romanian. Klass, may I present you Tzutzi? I didn't know she calls herself Tzutzifrog but she has the strangest and most ingenious ideas. Don't worry Tzutzi, I feel the same, I haven't done anything since school started. So, work,work,work people and don't loose time anymore. Hmm... is just a hmmm. You can interpretate it in many ways.

Sma- the wise

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Tue Oct 15 14:33:17 CEST 2002

Lectures & Tzutzifrog


Lectures are boring we all know that. Sleep in them, that's what they are there for. That's assuming you even attend in the first place. Do you mean Phineas Gage, in September 1848, that poor railroad worker? John Harlow was a good doctor, and he cared for Gage. But he lost a lot of blood. If you ask Arthur Andersen then they will get 1 + 1 or Pi to equal any amount you want. Haha... What makes a person wise Teea? Experience? Natural wisdom? Hmmm.... maybe you have to be an owl to be truly wise. All though wisdom can be concealed in deceiving-looking places. A child can be equally as wise as a well-travelled and experienced person. Wisdom in its essence is in the heart and soul of a person. Of course it works '!', whomever you are. A frog wearing a Tutu? I told you Klaas had flipped. He's mad. Haha... But, Erik I thought university was all about hard-work? Am I mistaken? Yeah right! Ania, of course some teachers are nice. We all know that. But maths lecturers are the worst! Haha...

Some Philosophy and some Insanity from The Philosopher
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Tue Oct 15 14:31:29 CEST 2002

Lectures & Tzutzifrog


Lectures are boring we all know that. Sleep in them, that's what they are there for. That's assuming you even attend in the first place. Do you mean Phineas Gage, in September 1848, that poor railroad worker? John Harlow was a good doctor, and he cared for Gage. But he lost a lot of blood. If you ask Arthur Andersen then they will get 1 + 1 or Pi to equal any amount you want. Haha... What makes a person wise Teea? Experience? Natural wisdom? Hmmm.... maybe you have to be an owl to be truly wise. All though wisdom can be concealed in deceiving-looking places. A child can be equally as wise as a well-travelled and experienced person. Wisdom in its essence is in the heart and soul of a person. Of course it works '!', whomever you are. A frog wearing a Tutu? I told you Klaas had flipped. He's mad. Haha... But, Erik I thought university was all about hard-work? Am I mistaken? Yeah right! Ania, of course some teachers are nice. We all know that. But maths lecturers are the worst! Haha...

Some Philosophy and some Insanity from Thew Philosopher


Tue Oct 15 13:02:13 CEST 2002

sorry Ania...


No intension to offend you, Ania. I'm sure you're a very nice teacher. Anyway, about the study, I don't know who did it. But I can confirm that it's true, because learning by myself for 30 minutes has more effect than sitting listening to some weirdo for 2 hours. CU,

Erik
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
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Tue Oct 15 12:37:01 CEST 2002

sunny in Poland


Erik, just remember that not all teachers are bad (I've still got 3 more hours of teaching today :) And who's done the study about lectures being the least successful way of gaining knowledge?

Ania


Tue Oct 15 10:08:39 CEST 2002

Tzutzifrog


I was more thinking in the line of a frog that wears a tutu, and does ballet. But I guess I was wrong

Klaas
I.dont.have.any.idea.why.my.e.mail.should.be.here@you.understand.dot.com
http://if.I.had.any.good.one.I.would.write.it.down/


Tue Oct 15 09:38:37 CEST 2002

Netherlands, raining and cold


Hello people, so Bruno, I should have come to Spain, you were right. But I was too late to book a cheap planeticket. You should have told me Ana would be drunk, I would have liked to see that ;). Hope you had enough fun and little hangovers, I'll try to make it next year! Smaranda not enjoying university? You're doing something wrong, that's for sure. Here's some ideas: Idea 1: don't go to lectures (is that how you call the classes where this socially retarded idiot talks for 2 hours about something he doesn't understand himself? Anyway, that's what I mean) It's been scientifically proven that this is the worst way of gaining any knowledge. So stay in your bed. Perfectly compatible with idea 1 is idea 2: since you can stay in your bed now every morning, you have time to party every night. When you get up, after your lectures, you can look forward again to partying the following night. This should help you on the way, if you have any questions, just pin them and I'll try to answer them. O yeah, by the way, after partying (and drinking) drink at least half a liter of water before going to sleep. This prevents a hangover. Now you have all the info to make your studentlife the way it should be. Good luck!

Erik, cold without a jacket
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
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Tue Oct 15 03:02:38 CEST 2002


is this thing working

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Tue Oct 15 03:01:13 CEST 2002

explanation


a tzutzifrog, as few people know, is a person who can have the idea of opening a milk box with a nail clipper when being locked in a library late in night; she also knows a lot of things: like the story of the unhappy Phineas who got a bar in the head but did not die, he lost all his memories and only remembered that 1+1 was sth around Pi

wise person


Tue Oct 15 02:02:10 CEST 2002

How much is that doggy in the window?


Woof-woof! I'm crazy, I'm up late and I have computing work to do! Aaarrrrggghhh! We're being invaded by Romanians again? And their broken hearts! What is going on? La, la, la. Bored. Hi Teea! How are you? La, la, la. What's a tzutzifrog? Weird. Well, gotta go... I'm almost at the bridge.... name that song? By the way I think Klaas is crazy. He's finally flipped. Haha! That solution does not sound simple. And Klaas, no-one makes sense here! Try the website below for dictionaries

The Philospher

http://www.freelang.net


Tue Oct 15 02:00:07 CEST 2002

hmm, no solution found


This code talking is so hard to comprehend, i even tried with the stuff of the FBI and the CIA. But there were no solutions of any sence, it gave something like "1+1=Pi", so I guess I'll try to find a dictionary now!

Klaas


Tue Oct 15 01:17:07 CEST 2002

fight!!!


Smaule fight for your rights...; it's hard, it makes u scream.... but the solution is so simple: tai cutia de lapte cu unghera cand esti parasit in biblioteca, hopless, fara nici un alt instrument ascutit Tzutzi care de o luna e aici si nu-si mai aminteste ce-a facut asa de rau a ars gazu....:(

tzutzifrog

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Tue Oct 15 01:11:30 CEST 2002

love


sma , who is loving you so badly, is it Ina ????? who's heart you broke ?

teea & tzutzi


Tue Oct 15 00:01:12 CEST 2002


do you know who sma? i think you do. well, im sorry but its how i felt. don't be annoyed with me! what type of hmmmm....? he, he. te iubesc din toata inima.

errr?


Mon Oct 14 23:52:26 CEST 2002


Hmmm......

Sma

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Mon Oct 14 23:39:24 CEST 2002


Sma. Te iubesc. Te sarut. Dragosta mea. OK, mia cara?

errr?


Mon Oct 14 23:36:02 CEST 2002


Listen to your older sister Smaranda. She knows what's best. Don't let life get too stressful. Be philosophical. Be abstract. Relax and unwind. Take it easy. Do something crazy.

The Philosopher


Mon Oct 14 23:09:11 CEST 2002

someone up here loves you


don't let them catch you Smaranda, chase all the bad thoughts try to change sth if it sucks so badly, take a cold shower, you'll feel warmer after keep your mind excited by ideas, physics, electrodes, steal some fruits in the market, go out with your bike, smash some cat tails, protest, don't take the medicine play truth or dare before having things to hide, be weird, don't care about your teachers,you'll see how it is when you will be in their place well, come here whenever tou think that you had tooooo much

teeeeeeeeeeeeeea

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Mon Oct 14 21:29:54 CEST 2002

I'm not so happy.


Having problems with the showers? That's strange. I thought only in my country you can't find a proper shower. Ha,ha,ha. Just kidding. It's raining, it's cold, it sucks. Everything. School. Home. Weather. Any support? Football sucks too.What's the difference between high school and university? Maybe I'll find out next year. I'm sinking in this ocean of books and notebooks. Give me a hand people. Uh, back to homework. Just a break to wake up from this eternal sleep.

Smarandita Popii

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Mon Oct 14 19:32:47 CEST 2002

Party Time


For the first time in what seems like ages (although really its just since saturday) I am warm, full and happy. Finally the showers on my staircase are dispensing hot water, I've found a place which sells cheep junk food (mmmm, pizza and chips) and I'm begining to see the light on my physics questions.

Simple Things for Simple Minds
neil.tarrant@stcatz.ox.ac.uk


Mon Oct 14 14:48:01 CEST 2002

Re: Re:


So an American who is not a patriot? Do they exist? Hey, Canada won one of the three games. Wasn't it: Canada 4, USA 3; USA 5, Canada 2; USA 5, Canada 2. He, he. Too much knowledge? September the 14th 1996. Anybody remember it?

The Philosopher


Mon Oct 14 14:39:32 CEST 2002

Re: England 2:1 Slovakia


Enjoy your meal...

last-ice-hockey-world-cup-winner-country patriot(not football fun and not dunk)

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Sun Oct 13 23:21:10 CEST 2002

Go for it....


The Philosopher says: PARTY! Forget traffic, turn up the music and dance to the rhythm. Dance all night long. Can you tell that I've been drinking?

whatever you want i'm drunk


Sun Oct 13 23:11:21 CEST 2002

Back home


After the biggest traffic jam ever Ana R gets home. And yes, the party never stops...this is just a break!!! Best option now: go to bed!!

Anarrusca

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Sun Oct 13 22:53:10 CEST 2002

Drunk Spaniards....


Oh My God, what do we have? A pair of incoherent Spanish drunkards? No! Bruno and Ana, you sound like you're having plenty of fun! keep it up and remember: the party never stops! Ask Erik, he agrees with me!

The Philosopher


Sun Oct 13 21:41:37 CEST 2002

England 2 : 1 Slovakia


Eat that Europe! I'm kidding really. But it's good to win.

The Philosopher (who is a patriot)


Sun Oct 13 15:20:15 CEST 2002

Sorry...


...For my attrocious knowledge of Spanish I'm planning on taking a beginners course this year at uni so just you wait until I'm conjugating simple verbs at you. Neil

Oxford Guy


Sun Oct 13 12:19:34 CEST 2002

Y tu mama tambien


Neil, the movie is mexican but anyway...I hope you like it. Brunito and Anita!!! Pero qué fundamento es ese? :-). I hope you enjoyed El Pilar (I can see you did...). Nos vemos prontito!

idoia
idoia@iayc.org
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Sun Oct 13 02:56:43 CEST 2002

you dont know what you are saying!!!!!!!!!


we have just read what Mr Oxford type person guy has written y te mama tambien means : and she licks your dick as well so we think you mean ...Y tu mamá también ok forgive us we are tooooooooooooooooo drunk to stop laughing again the spanish people

br-1 and Ana again and again

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Sun Oct 13 02:47:09 CEST 2002

it's not me...


...who's drunk tonight!!!!! YES i was a bit ejem..tipsy yesterday but it's BRUNO the esponge man the alcoholised today!!!! Well I think those pizzas really need a non-alcoholic look so bye!!!

Anaru

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Sun Oct 13 02:40:00 CEST 2002

Fiestas del Pilar 2002 second part


now its Bruno the drunk we have to say that we hate Melody ( like the gorillas ) also triumph operation ( amarame; Bisbal die ) we love Amaral and Bunbury heroes of silence , Ana is going to die because she is too....shit the food is burning bye!!!!!!!!!asereje ja de je dejebere se biunouba majabi an de bidi di badi di bu ANA is soooooooooooo drunk!!!!!!!!!

Br-1 and Ana again but still partying

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Sat Oct 12 20:29:42 CEST 2002

Brussels reunion - more details soon


Philippe> Neil : Yes more information will come soon and it will be longer than expected ! I think It will be a four day long reunion. And the best news is now coming : We'll be able to stay together until new year !!! Don't worry we'll give some details soon and sorry to be so secret :) Florent still have to talk about it to his parents. We want to be sure his father's flat will be free. We expect to see lots of you guys ! More details soon !

one of the honourable french

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Sat Oct 12 19:19:23 CEST 2002

FIestas del Pilar 2002


la la la la la la la la la (Ana) lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo (Bruno) sangria- heavy`s blood - coke with mulberry- Ana ( i need air) - Bruno ( I need Muse) some hours later.... lets go for some food (5:30 am) and so on..... ah la jotaaa jotaaaaaa riau riau OLE OLE

Br-1 , Ana , Enrique Bunbury and primo
sangria@zaragoza.go
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Sat Oct 12 15:19:01 CEST 2002

Brussles Reunion


Do the honourable people of France have any more details for us yet? Is it still only the 28-29th of Decemeber? Can I stop asking questions? Find out all this and more in future messages (I hope).

Neo
someguy@i'mbored.org


Sat Oct 12 15:06:16 CEST 2002

Pinboardorama


Ahhhh I'm having lots of problems with my first set of physics questions! Why do they have to give out work before we've had the lectures which tell us how to do it? Why can't I find any Europeans? Everybody is either British of American! Which college do they shove all the people from the continent into? If anyone knows someone coming here then please tell me where I can find them. I especially need someone to come to see a Spanish movie on Friday evening ('y te mama tambien') anyone fancy flying over for a few hours.

Mr Oxford type person guy
you know it by now.


Sat Oct 12 15:01:13 CEST 2002


Bravo Matthiew ! It's getting better and better ! eep on trying and the beer is yours... Klaas we want more !

Philippe

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Sat Oct 12 13:31:10 CEST 2002

Thank you.... Thank you.....


Jess, pins too much! Kidding. That's rich going from the Philosopher. You have to practice more than 3 times a day! I am an advocate of the EU, except in its current state. Where's the rest Klaas? Come on we want more! Just kidding, it must be huge!

The Philosopher


Sat Oct 12 13:17:48 CEST 2002

Here it is Matthew, because you asked for it.


"The Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the ... Restaurant at the end of the Universe

Klaas


Sat Oct 12 07:38:14 CEST 2002


Neil - I think the only Christian I know is a boy maybe two years older named Christian Homlish. Any more clues for me?

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Fri Oct 11 23:52:23 CEST 2002

Neil's at Uni


Hey People If you didn't know yet I'm at Oxford and were currently having an 'entz' (events) night at which you had to come dressed as something with the same first letter as your name (an idea for a new IAYC party?) so I am dressed as Neo from the Matrix. Anyone who is thinking of applying to Oxford, or visiting for a year I have to reccomend St. Catherines College (mine) as it has cheep Beer, cool people and sells San Miguel - my favorite beer ever! Good to see we've manoevered you into being unsure on the EU Matt, it may not be perfect but its all we have right now to symoblise how cool it is being friends with Europe. I'de support it just for its occasional help to the IAYC and the fact that you can study anywhere. Jess - I've met an American who has a friend from Pleasantville - somebody named Christian (the friend). There are so many American's here its almost scarey! Still I miss all you guys from IAYC - I've met nobody from the European mainland yet, so the partying is still repressed and British - at least there is a computer room within 1 minute walking distance from the bar. Apologies if this message is a little screwed up, I have drunk 8 beers so far tonight and compared with most of the UK they are really cheep. Vive le College Bar.

Neil the European trapped in an Englishman's body.


Fri Oct 11 21:39:31 CEST 2002

mm, cucumbers


Not to be the persistent pinner, but I think this is, er, funky fresh...

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu
http://www.exploratorium.edu/cooking/pickles/index.html


Fri Oct 11 21:27:10 CEST 2002


I can't believe you're accusing me of Rublying (lying about the cube, of course). I'd write more, but I have to go practice....

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Fri Oct 11 20:10:44 CEST 2002

Da Dee Dum.....


Erik, I was kidding. You were right about everything you said and now you get less smart from alcohol consumption. ?I get the same problem. That's exactly what the Americans think: that they are above the law. They are wrong. If anything Bush is more dangerous than Hussein. Sorry about your bike and jacket Erik. But be thankful you weren't riding or wearing them during the theft. That could have been worse. But stealing is just so awful. Philippe, I will get that beer. It's just a matter of time. You will never get rid of the philosopher. He's here to stay. And he's unsure about the EU. Keep practising Klaas, you'll manage to do it soon.

The Philosopher, Hunk of Meat, Matthew, Anything

i want that beer


Fri Oct 11 19:20:03 CEST 2002

Rubiks juggling


I tried it, isn't verry easy! and it didn't work that well

Klaas


Fri Oct 11 15:40:48 CEST 2002

Hahahahahaha !!!


Matthew, I don't know which beer you are talking about ! Did I promise you something ? I'm so sad ! I thought you were a great EU advocate ! Yes that's true I read it on this pinboard !!! Did someone force you to spit on it ? Give me the names ! I swear I don't know which beer you are talking about, but if you want it, be worthy of it... I warned you. Neil, thanks for your help, together we'll manage to get rid of the paranoid "philosopher". Erik don't worry save 5 euros and you'll be able to buy a new bicycle, but I feel sorry for your jacket, bad luck :(

Philippe

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Fri Oct 11 15:03:06 CEST 2002

finally discussion...


WOW, not even 24 hours and already so many replies. Matt, what the hell is that about the Dutch guy getting less smart? Maybe you're right, I have this condition that I lose a certain amount of braincells every day (it's called partying, or should I say alcoholism). So maybe you are right. But I have a theory that drinking makes a man more intelligent, but I'll save that for next time. Now back to discussion. So you were not impressed by my Kyoto argument. How about the fact that the USA doesn't want the possibilty that Americans can be prosecuted in the International court of law? Why are they so afraid? In the first place it's Western norms and values that this court is supposed to protect. Just to remind you: the USA took part in making all these rules. So is it that they plan on breaking their own laws, like violating human rights for everyone in a possible war, that they are affraid of anyone telling them they're wrong? I think the USA are taking their superiority feelings to far, this is absolutely ridiculous. "Because we have the biggest guns and bombs, we are above the laws we make ourselves." Matthew, you summed up some things that are kind of depressing. I'd like to add one: "people can't keep their hands of other people's properties." :'( :'( Yep, yesterday it happened again.:'( Last year someone (presumably a drugaddict) stole my bicycle, yesterday some asshole stole my ten-day-old snowboardjacket.:'( And I was partying nextdoor.:'( If only I had drunken more beer and gone to the bathroom right when...:'( what a shitty way to end the week and start the weekend. :'( Keep up the discussions!

Erik, the CRying Dutchman
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
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Fri Oct 11 14:19:20 CEST 2002

Haha....


You think I actually typed that myself? I want to challenge you as well Klaas. I just need to practice. My average is about 5 minutes so I will work hard to beat you. You're right Klaas, she has to be doing it more than 3 times a day. Don't lie now Jess. Go for it Klaas, I need a copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide. Try juggling Rubik's cubes whilst completing them! He, he. I was just having a laugh - I do not love the EU. Let's get that straight. I said that purely for the beer.

The Philosopher


Fri Oct 11 11:29:51 CEST 2002

Individual Messages;


Matt - you have far too much time on your hands. Jo:rg - Yes mr 'Pro-European' was me. Klaas + Jess - Sorry I have no idea about this cubing thing, but I take back everything I ever sent about belgian beers after realising Stellar Artois comes from there - the adverts we get for it imply its French. Seb - Until I get my computer online I can't access your site (no Marcomedia) - DOH! Is the picture in front of the you-know-what up? Phillipe - Good tactics with the beer; shame it worked for only a single message. Jonty - Some good point + I'm too lazy to argue. Keep on trucking.

Neil 'Pro-European' Tarrant
neil.tarrant@stcatz.ox.ac.uk


Fri Oct 11 08:31:51 CEST 2002


The hitchhiker's guide is at least interesting to read :P And no, Klaas, you should not (and may not!) add a 0 to the end. Perhaps a .5, but certainly not a 0. I play once or twice when I wake up, and once or twice before I got to sleep. Strangely enough I'm better first thing in the morning, though at an average of 3 min. I'm not much competition. Now if only I could juggle...

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Fri Oct 11 06:09:32 CEST 2002

Hmmmmmmm


Somewhere I feel that me and Sebastian will have a new chalanger in the line of cubing. In 2001 we had Ziva with a time of 17hours and 31 minutes and 3 seconds (it was her first time, that means FAST), and we both were just a bit under 2 minutes. But now with Jess on the move, we will have a hard time beating her. Let the games begin ...
Btw Jess, you only play 3-4 times a day. Somewhere I don't believe you. Do I have to put a zero behind the numbers?
Zita, do you have some new idea's to cube faster? Because you are the master of the cube!
Matthew, if you write one more time such a long thing on the pinboard, I will copy and paste the whole hitch hickers guide on the pinboard!

Klaas (once a masters aprentice in the cube)

http://lar5.com/cube/


Fri Oct 11 01:25:30 CEST 2002

Ok, enough is enough


Please remove the last two very pointless messages. We had points to prove. I won. Let's forget the whole deal. Whomever's administrating this pinboard, get rid of those two messages. I'm sorry. But he started it. Uh, yeah. I mean, they can be removed, right?

M.


Fri Oct 11 01:16:34 CEST 2002

Jonty - you, why you.......


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as I could without too openly they were just beginning to be plump I said I was tired we lay over the firtree cove a wild place I suppose it must be the highest rock in existence the galleries and casemates and those frightful rocks and Saint Michaels cave with the icicles or whatever they call them hanging down and ladders all the mud plotching my boots Im sure thats the way down the monkeys go under the sea to Africa when they die the ships out far like chips that was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the sky you could do what you liked lie there for ever he caressed them outside they love doing that its the roundness there I was leaning over him with my white ricestraw hat to take the newness out of it the left side of my face the best my blouse open for his last day transparent kind of shirt he had I could see his chest pink he wanted to touch mine with his for a moment but I wouldnt lee him he was awfully put out first for fear you never know consumption or leave me with a child embarazada that old servant Ines told me that one drop even if it got into you at all after I tried with the Banana but I was afraid it might break and get lost up in me somewhere because they once took something down out of a woman that was up there for years covered with limesalts theyre all mad to get in there where they come out of youd think they could never go far enough up and then theyre done with you in a way till the next time yes because theres a wonderful feeling there so tender all the time how did we finish it off yes O yes I pulled him off into my handkerchief pretending not to be excited but I opened my legs I wouldnt let him touch me inside my petticoat because I had a skirt opening up the side I tormented the life out of him first tickling him I loved rousing that dog in the hotel rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was shy all the same I liked him like that moaning I made him blush a little when I got over him that way when I unbuttoned him and took his out and drew back the skin it had a kind of eye in it theyre all Buttons men down the middle on the wrong side of them Molly darling he called me what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it yes I think a lieutenant he was rather fair he had a laughing kind of a voice so I went round to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married hed do it to me and I promised him yes faithfully Id let him block me now flying perhaps hes dead or killed or a captain or admiral its nearly 20 years if I said firtree cove he would if he came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes to guess who I might recognise him hes young still about 40 perhaps hes married some girl on the black water and is quite changed they all do they havent half the character a woman has she little knows what I did with her beloved husband before he ever dreamt of her in broad daylight too in the sight of the whole world you might say they could have put an article about it in the Chronicle I was a bit wild after when I blew out the old bag the biscuits were in from Benady Bros and exploded it Lord what a bang all the woodcocks and pigeons screaming coming back the same way that we went over middle hill round by the old guardhouse and the jews burialplace pretending to read out the Hebrew on them I wanted to fire his pistol he said he hadnt one he didnt know what to make of me with his peak cap on that he always wore crooked as often as I settled it straight H M S Calypso swinging my hat that old Bishop that spoke off the altar his long preach about womans higher functions about girls now riding the bicycle and wearing peak caps and the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me more money I suppose theyre called after him I never thought that would be my name Bloom when I used to write it in print to see how it looked on a visiting card or practising for the butcher and oblige M Bloom youre looking blooming Josie used to say after I married him well its better than Breen or Briggs does brig or those awful names with bottom in them Mrs Ramsbottom or some other kind of a bottom Mulvey I wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I divorced him Mrs Boylan my mother whoever she was might have given me a nicer name the Lord knows after the lovely one she had Lunita Laredo the fun we had running along Williss road to Europa point twisting in and out all round the other side of Jersey they were shaking and dancing about in my blouse like Millys little ones now when she runs up the stairs I loved looking down at them I was jumping up at the pepper trees and the white poplars pulling the leaves off and throwing them at him he went to India he was to write the voyages those men have to make to the ends of the world and back its the least they might get a squeeze or two at a woman while they can going out to be drowned or blown up somewhere I went up Windmill hill to the flats that Sunday morning with captain Rubios that was dead spyglass like the sentry had he said hed have one or two from on board I wore that frock from the B Marche paris and the coral necklace the straits shining I could see over to Morocco almost the bay of Tangier white and the Atlas mountain with snow on it and the straits like a river so clear Harry Molly darling I was thinking of him on the sea all the time after at mass when my petticoat began to slip down at the elevation weeks and weeks I kept the handkerchief under my pillow for the smell of him there was no decent perfume to be got in that Gibraltar only that cheap peau dEspagne that faded and left a stink on you more than anything else I wanted to give him a memento he gave me that clumsy Claddagh ring for luck that I gave Gardner going to south Africa where those Boers killed him with their war and fever but they were well beaten all the same as if it brought its bad luck with it like an opal or pearl still it must have been pure 18 carrot gold because it was very heavy but what could you get in a place like that the sandfrog shower from Africa and that derelict ship that came up to the harbour Marie the Marie whatyoucallit no he hadnt a moustache that was Gardner yes I can see his face cleanshaven Frseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefrong that train again weeping tone once in the dear deaead days beyondre call close my eyes breath my lips forward kiss sad look eyes open piano ere oer the world the mists began I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let that out full when I get in front of the footlights again Kathleen Kearney and her lot of squealers Miss This Miss That Miss Theother lot of sparrowfarts skitting around talking about politics they know as much about as my backside anything in the world to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I ay and whose are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought you were a wheelbarrow theyd die down dead off their feet if ever they got a chance of walking down the Alameda on an officers arm like me on the bandnight my eyes flash my bust that they havent passion God help their poor head I knew more about men and life when I was I S than theyll all know at 50 they dont know how to sing a song like that Gardner said no man could look at my mouth and teeth smiling like that and not think of it I was afraid he mightnt like my accent first he so English all father left me in spite of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow he always said theyre so snotty about themselves some of those cads he wasnt a bit like that he was dead gone on my lips let them get a husband first thats fit to be looked at and a daughter like mine or see if they can excite a swell with money that can pick and choose whoever he wants like Boylan to do it 4 or 5 times locked in each others arms or the voice either I could have been a prima donna only I married him comes looooves old deep down chin back not too much make it double My Ladys Bower is too long for an encore about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill sing Winds that blow from the south that he gave after the choirstairs performance Ill change that lace on my black dress to show off my bubs and Ill yes by God Ill get that big fan mended make them burst with envy my hole is itching me always when I think of him I feel I want to I feel some wind in me better go easy not wake him have him at it again slobbering after washing every bit of myself back belly and sides if we had even a bath itself or my own room anyway I wish hed sleep in some bed by himself with his cold feet on me give us room even to let a fart God or do the least thing better yes hold them like that a bit on my side piano quietly sweeeee theres that train far away pianissimo eeeee one more song that was a relief wherever you be let your wind go free who knows if that pork chop I took with my cup of tea after was quite good with the heat I couldnt smell anything off it Im sure that queerlooking man in the porkbutchers is a great rogue I hope that lamp is not smoking fill my nose up with smuts better than having him leaving the gas on all night I couldnt rest easy in my bed in Gibraltar even getting up to see why am I so damned nervous about that though I like it in the winter its more company O Lord it was rotten cold too that winter when I was only about ten was I yes I had the big doll with all the funny clothes dressing her up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those mountains the something Nevada sierra nevada standing at the fire with the little bit of a short shift I had up to heat myself I loved dancing about in it then make a race back into bed Im sure that fellow opposite used to be there the whole time watching with the lights out in the summer and I in my skin hopping around I used to love myself then stripped at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it came to the chamber performance I put out the light too so then there were 2 of us goodbye to my sleep for this night anyhow I hope hes not going to get in with those medicals leading him astray to imagine hes young again coming in at 4 in the morning it must be if not more still he had the manners not to wake me what do they find to gabber about all night squandering money and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea and Findon haddy and hot buttered toast I suppose well have him sitting up like the king of the country pumping the wrong end of the spoon up and down in his egg wherever he learned that from and I love to hear him falling up the stairs of a morning with the cups rattling on the tray and then play with the cat she rubs up against you for her own sake I wonder has she fleas shes as bad as a woman always licking and lecking but I hate their claws I wonder do they see anything that we cant staring like that when she sits at the top of the stairs so long and listening as I wait always what a robber too that lovely fresh place I bought I think Ill get a bit of fish tomorrow or today is it Friday yes I will with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago not those 2 lb pots of mixed plum and apple from the London and Newcastle Williams and Woods goes twice as far only for the bones I hate those eels cod yes Ill get a nice piece of cod Im always getting enough for 3 forgetting anyway Im sick of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very name is enough or a picnic suppose we all gave 5/- each and or let him pay it and invite some other woman for him who Mrs Fleming and drove out to the furry glen or the strawberry beds wed have him examining all the horses toenails first like he does with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are little houses down at the bottom of the banks there on purpose but its as hot as blazes he says not a bank holiday anyhow I hate those ruck of Mary Ann coalboxes out for the day Whit Monday is a cursed day too no wonder that bee bit him better the seaside but Id never again in this life get into a boat with him after him at Bray telling the boatman he knew how to row if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the gold cup hed say yes then it came on to get rough the old thing crookeding about and the weight all down my side telling me pull the right reins now pull the left and the tide all swamping in floods in through the bottom and his oar slipping out of the stirrup its a mercy we werent all drowned he can swim of course me no theres no danger whatsoever keep yourself calm in his flannel trousers Id like to have tattered them down off him before all the people and give him what that one calls flagellate till he was black and blue do him all the good in the world only for that longnosed chap I dont know who he is with that other beauty Burke out of the City Arms hotel was there spying around as usual on the slip always where he wasnt wanted if there was a row on youd vomit a better face there was no love lost between us thats 1 consolation I wonder what kind is that book he brought me Sweets of Sin by a gentleman of fashion some other Mr de Kock I suppose the people gave him that nickname going about with his tube from one woman to another I couldnt even change my new white shoes all ruined with the saltwater and the hat I had with that feather all blowy and tossed on me how annoying and provoking because the smell of the sea excited me of course the sardines and the bream in Catalan bay round the back of the rock they were fine all silver in the fishermens baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from Genoa and the tall old chap with the earrings I dont like a man you have to climb up to to get at I suppose theyre all dead and rotten long ago besides I dont like being alone in this big barracks of a place at night I suppose Ill have to put up with it I never brought a bit of salt in even when we moved in the confusion musical academy he was going to make on the first floor drawingroom with a brassplate or Blooms private hotel he suggested go and ruin himself altogether the way his father did down in Ennis like all the things he told father he was going to do and me but I saw through him telling me all the lovely places we could go for the honeymoon Venice by moonlight with the gondolas and the lake of Como he had a picture cut out of some paper of and mandolines and lanterns O how nice I said whatever I liked he was going to do immediately if not sooner will you be my man will you carry my can he ought to get a leather medal with a putty rim for all the plans he invents then leaving us here all day youd never know what old beggar at the door for a crust with his long story might be a tramp and put his foot in the way to prevent me shutting it like that picture of that hardened criminal he was called in Lloyds Weekly news 20 years in jail then he comes out and murders an old woman for her money imagine his poor wife or mother or whoever she is such a face youd run miles away from I couldnt rest easy till I bolted all the doors and windows to make sure but its worse again being locked up like in a prison or a madhouse they ought to be all shot or the cat of nine tails a big brute like that that would attack a poor old woman to murder her in her bed Id cut them off him so I would not that hed be much use still better than nothing the night I was sure I heard burglars in the kitchen and he went down in his shirt with a candle and a poker as if he was looking for a mouse as white as a sheet frightened out of his wits making as much noise as he possibly could for the burglars benefit there isnt much to steal indeed the Lord knows still its the feeling especially now with Milly away such an idea for him to send the girl down there to learn to take photographs on account of his grandfather instead of sending her to Skerrys academy where shed have to learn not like me getting all IS at school only hed do a thing like that all the same on account of me and Boylan thats why he did it Im certain the way he plots and plans everything out I couldnt turn round with her in the place lately unless I bolted the door first gave me the fidgets coming in without knocking first when I put the chair against the door just as I was washing myself there below with the glove get on your nerves then doing the loglady all day put her in a glasscase with two at a time to look at her if he knew she broke off the hand off that little gimcrack statue with her roughness and carelessness before she left that I got that little Italian boy to mend so that you cant see the join for 2 shillings wouldnt even teem the potatoes for you of course shes right not to ruin her hands I noticed he was always talking to her lately at the table explaining things in the paper and she pretending to understand sly of course that comes from his side of the house he cant say I pretend things can he Im too honest as a matter of fact and helping her into her coat but if there was anything wrong with her its me shed tell not him I suppose he thinks Im finished out and laid on the shelf well Im not no nor anything like it well see well see now shes well on for flirting too with Tom Devans two sons imitating me whistling with those romps of Murray girls calling for her can Milly come out please shes in great demand to pick what they can out of her round in Nelson street riding Harry Devans bicycle at night its as well he sent her where she is she was just getting out of bounds wanting to go on the skatingrink and smoking their cigarettes through their nose I smelt it off her dress when I was biting off the thread of the button I sewed on to the bottom of her jacket she couldnt hide much from me I tell you only I oughtnt to have stitched it and it on her it brings a parting and the last plumpudding too split in 2 halves see it comes out no matter what they say her tongue is a bit too long for my taste your blouse is open too low she says to me the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I had to tell her not to cock her legs up like that on show on the windowsill before all the people passing they all look at her like me when I was her age of course any old rag looks well on you then a great touchmenot too in her own way at the Only Way in the Theatre royal take your foot away out of that I hate people touching me afraid of her life Id crush her skirt with the pleats a lot of that touching must go on in theatres in the crush in the dark theyre always trying to wiggle up to you that fellow in the pit at the Gaiety for Beerbohm Tree in Trilby the last time Ill ever go there to be squashed like that for any Trilby or her barebum every two minutes tipping me there and looking away hes a bit daft I think I saw him after trying to get near two stylishdressed ladies outside Switzers window at the same little game I recognised him on the moment the face and everything but he didnt remember me yes and she didnt even want me to kiss her at the Broadstone going away well I hope shell get someone to dance attendance on her the way I did when she was down with the mumps and her glands swollen wheres this and wheres that of course she cant feel anything deep yet I never came properly till I was what 22 or so it went into the wrong place always only the usual girls nonsense and giggling that Conny Connolly writing to her in white ink on black paper sealed with sealingwax though she clapped when the curtain came down because he looked so handsome then we had Martin Harvey for breakfast dinner and supper I thought to myself afterwards it must be real love if a man gives up his life for her that way for nothing I suppose there are a few men like that left its hard to believe in it though unless it really happened to me the majority of them with not a particle of love in their natures to find two people like that nowadays full up of each other that would feel the same way as you do theyre usually a bit foolish in the head his father must have been a bit queer to go and poison himself after her still poor old man I suppose he felt lost shes always making love to my things too the few old rags I have wanting to put her hair up at I S my powder too only ruin her skin on her shes time enough for that all her life after of course shes restless knowing shes pretty with her lips so red a pity they wont stay that way I was too but theres no use going to the fair with the thing answering me like a fishwoman when I asked to go for a half a stone of potatoes the day we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the trottingmatches and she pretended not to see us in her trap with Friery the solicitor we werent grand enough till I gave her 2 damn fine cracks across the ear for herself take that now for answering me like that and that for your impudence she had me that exasperated of course contradicting I was badtempered too because how was it there was a weed in the tea or I didnt sleep the night before cheese I ate was it and I told her over and over again not to leave knives crossed like that because she has nobody to command her as she said herself well if he doesnt correct her faith I will that was the last time she turned on the teartap I was just like that myself they darent order me about the place its his fault of course having the two of us slaving here instead of getting in a woman long ago am I ever going to have a proper servant again of course then shed see him coming Id have to let her know or shed revenge it arent they a nuisance that old Mrs Fleming you have to be walking round after her putting the things into her hands sneezing and farting into the pots well of course shes old she cant help it a good job I found that rotten old smelly dishcloth that got lost behind the dresser I knew there was something and opened the area window to let out the smell bringing in his friends to entertain them like the night he walked home with a dog if you please that might have been mad especially Simon Dedalus son his father such a criticiser with his glasses up with his tall hat on him at the cricket match and a great big hole in his sock one thing laughing at the other and his son that got all those prizes for whatever he won them in the intermediate imagine climbing over the railings if anybody saw him that knew us I wonder he didnt tear a big hole in his grand funeral trousers as if the one nature gave wasnt enough for anybody hawking him down into the dirty old kitchen now is he right in his head I ask pity it wasnt washing day my old pair of drawers might have been hanging up too on the line on exhibition for all hed ever care with the ironmould mark the stupid old bundle burned on them he might think was something else and she never even rendered down the fat I told her and now shes going such as she was on account of her paralysed husband getting worse theres always something wrong with them disease or they have to go under an operation or if its not that its drink and he beats her Ill have to hunt around again for someone every day I get up theres some new thing on sweet God sweet God well when Im stretched out dead in my grave I suppose 111 have some peace I want to get up a minute if Im let wait O Jesus wait yes that thing has come on me yes now wouldnt that afflict you of course all the poking and rooting and ploughing he had up in me now what am I to do Friday Saturday Sunday wouldnt that pester the soul out of a body unless he likes it some men do God knows theres always something wrong with us 5 days every 3 or 4 weeks usual monthly auction isnt it simply sickening that night it came on me like that the one and only time we were in a box that Michael Gunn gave him to see Mrs Kendal and her husband at the Gaiety something he did about insurance for him in Drimmies I was fit to be tied though I wouldnt give in with that gentleman of fashion staring down at me with his glasses and him the other side of me talking about Spinoza and his soul thats dead I suppose millions of years ago I smiled the best I could all in a swamp leaning forward as if I was interested having to sit it out then to the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a hurry supposed to be a fast play about adultery that idiot in the gallery hissing the woman adulteress he shouted I suppose he went and had a woman in the next lane running round all the back ways after to make up for it I wish he had what I had then hed boo I bet the cat itself is better off than us have we too much blood up in us or what O patience above its pouring out of me like the sea anyhow he didnt make me pregnant as big as he is I dont want to ruin the clean sheets I just put on I suppose the clean linen I wore brought it on too damn it damn it and they always want to see a stain on the bed to know youre a virgin for them all thats troubling them theyre such fools too you could be a widow or divorced 40 times over a daub of red ink would do or blackberry juice no thats too purply O Jamesy let me up out of this pooh sweets of sin whoever suggested that business for women what between clothes and cooking and children this damned old bed too jingling like the dickens I suppose they could hear us away over the other side of the park till I suggested to put the quilt on the floor with the pillow under my bottom I wonder is it nicer in the day I think it is easy I think Ill cut all this hair off me there scalding me I might look like a young girl wouldnt he get the great suckin the next time he turned up my clothes on me Id give anything to see his face wheres the chamber gone easy Ive a holy horror of its breaking under me after that old commode I wonder was I too heavy sitting on his knee I made him sit on the easychair purposely when I took off only my blouse and skirt first in the other room he was so busy where he oughtnt to be he never felt me I hope my breath was sweet after those kissing comfits easy God I remember one time I could scout it out straight whistling like a man almost easy O Lord how noisy I hope theyre bubbles on it for a wad of money from some fellow 111 have to perfume it in the morning dont forget I bet he never saw a better pair of thighs than that look how white they are the smoothest place is right there between this bit here how soft like a peach easy God I wouldnt mind being a man and get up on a lovely woman O Lord what a row youre making like the jersey lily easy easy O how the waters come down at Lahore who knows is there anything the matter with my insides or have I something growing in me getting that thing like that every week when was it last I Whit Monday yes its only about 3 weeks I ought to go to the doctor only it would be like before I married him when I had that white thing coming from me and Floey made me go to that dry old stick Dr Collins for womens diseases on Pembroke road your vagina he called it I suppose thats how he got all the gilt mirrors and carpets getting round those rich ones off Stephens green running up to him for every little fiddlefaddle her vagina and her cochinchina theyve money of course so theyre all right I wouldnt marry him not if he was the last man in the world besides theres something queer about their children always smelling around those filthy bitches all sides asking me if what I did had an offensive odour what did he want me to do but the one thing gold maybe what a question if I smathered it all over his wrinkly old face for him with all my compriments I suppose hed know then and could you pass it easily pass what I thought he was talking about the rock of Gibraltar the way he put it thats a very nice invention too by the way only I like letting myself down after in the hole as far as I can squeeze and pull the chain then to flush it nice cool pins and needles still theres something in it I suppose I always used to know by Millys when she was a child whether she had worms or not still all the same paying him for that how much is that doctor one guinea please and asking me had I frequent omissions where do those old fellows get all the words they have omissions with his shortsighted eyes on me cocked sideways I wouldnt trust him too far to give me chloroform or God knows what else still I liked him when he sat down to write the thing out frowning so severe his nose intelligent like that you be damned you lying strap O anything no matter who except an idiot he was clever enough to spot that of course that was all thinking of him and his mad crazy letters my Precious one everything connected with your glorious Body everything underlined that comes from it is a thing of beauty and of joy for ever something he got out of some nonsensical book that he had me always at myself 4 and 5 times a day sometimes and I said I hadnt are you sure O yes I said I am quite sure in a way that shut him up I knew what was coming next only natural weakness it was he excited me I dont know how the first night ever we met when I was living in Rehoboth terrace we stood staring at one another for about lo minutes as if we met somewhere I suppose on account of my being jewess looking after my mother he used to amuse me the things he said with the half sloothering smile on him and all the Doyles said he was going to stand for a member of Parliament O wasnt I the born fool to believe all his blather about home rule and the land league sending me that long strool of a song out of the Huguenots to sing in French to be more classy O beau pays de la Touraine that I never even sang once explaining and rigmaroling about religion and persecution he wont let you enjoy anything naturally then might he as a great favour the very 1st opportunity he got a chance in Brighton square running into my bedroom pretending the ink got on his hands to wash it off with the Albion milk and sulphur soap I used to use and the gelatine still round it O I laughed myself sick at him that day I better not make an alnight sitting on this affair they ought to make chambers a natural size so that a woman could sit on it properly he kneels down to do it I suppose there isnt in all creation another man with the habits he has look at the way hes sleeping at the foot of the bed how can he without a hard bolster its well he doesnt kick or he might knock out all my teeth breathing with his hand on his nose like that Indian god he took me to show one wet Sunday in the museum in Kildare street all yellow in a pinafore lying on his side on his hand with his ten toes sticking out that he said was a bigger religion than the jews and Our Lords both put together all over Asia imitating him as hes always imitating everybody I suppose he used to sleep at the foot of the bed too with his big square feet up in his wifes mouth damn this stinking thing anyway wheres this those napkins are ah yes I know I hope the old press doesnt creak ah I knew it would hes sleeping hard had a good time somewhere still she must have given him great value for his money of course he has to pay for it from her O this nuisance of a thing I hope theyll have something better for us in the other world tying ourselves up God help us thats all right for tonight now the lumpy old jingly bed always reminds me of old Cohen I suppose he scratched himself in it often enough and he thinks father bought it from Lord Napier that I used to admire when I was a little girl because I told him easy piano O I like my bed God here we are as bad as ever after 16 years how many houses were we in at all Raymond terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard street and Holles street and he goes about whistling every time were on the run again his huguenots or the frogs march pretending to help the men with our 4 sticks of furniture and then the City Arms hotel worse and worse says Warden Daly that charming place on the landing always somebody inside praying then leaving all their stinks after them always know who was in there last every time were just getting on right something happens or he puts his big foot in it Thoms and Helys and Mr Cuffes and Drimmies either hes going to be run into prison over his old lottery tickets that was to be all our salvations or he goes and gives impudence well have him coming home with the sack soon out of the Freeman too like the rest on account of those Sinner Fein or the freemasons then well see if the little man he showed me dribbling along in the wet all by himself round by Coadys lane will give him much consolation that he says is so capable and sincerely Irish he is indeed judging by the sincerity of the trousers I saw on him wait theres Georges church bells wait 3 quarters the hour l wait 2 oclock well thats a nice hour of the night for him to be coming home at to anybody climbing down into the area if anybody saw him Ill knock him off that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at his shirt to see or Ill see if he has that French letter still in his pocketbook I suppose he thinks I dont know deceitful men all their 20 pockets arent enough for their lies then why should we tell them even if its the truth they dont believe you then tucked up in bed like those babies in the Aristocrats Masterpiece he brought me another time as if we hadnt enough of that in real life without some old Aristocrat or whatever his name is disgusting you more with those rotten pictures children with two heads and no legs thats the kind of villainy theyre always dreaming about with not another thing in their empty heads they ought to get slow poison the half of them then tea and toast for him buttered on both sides and newlaid eggs I suppose Im nothing any more when I wouldnt let him lick me in Holles street one night man man tyrant as ever for the one thing he slept on the floor half the night naked the way the jews used when somebody dies belonged to them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to be petted so I thought I stood out enough for one time and let him he does it all wrong too thinking only of his own pleasure his tongue is too flat or I dont know what he forgets that wethen I dont Ill make him do it again if he doesnt mind himself and lock him down to sleep in the coalcellar with the blackbeetles I wonder was it her Josie off her head with my castoffs hes such a born liar too no hed never have the courage with a married woman thats why he wants me and Boylan though as for her Denis as she calls him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt call him a husband yes its some little bitch hes got in with even when I was with him with Milly at the College races that Hornblower with the childs bonnet on the top of his nob let us into by the back way he was throwing his sheeps eyes at those two doing skirt duty up and down I tried to wink at him first no use of course and thats the way his money goes this is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam yes they were all in great style at the grand funeral in the paper Boylan brought in if they saw a real officers funeral thatd be something reversed arms muffled drums the poor horse walking behind in black L Boom and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue off falling down the mens W C drunk in some place or other and Martin Cunningham and the two Dedaluses and Fanny MCoys husband white head of cabbage skinny thing with a turn in her eye trying to sing my songs shed want to be born all over again and her old green dress with the lowneck as she cant attract them any other way like dabbling on a rainy day I see it all now plainly and they call that friendship killing and then burying one another and they all with their wives and families at home more especially Jack Power keeping that barmaid he does of course his wife is always sick or going to be sick or just getting better of it and hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting a bit grey over the ears theyre a nice lot all of them well theyre not going to get my husband again into their clutches if I can help it making fun of him then behind his back I know well when he goes on with his idiotics because he has sense enough not to squander every penny piece he earns down their gullets and looks after his wife and family goodfornothings poor Paddy Dignam all the same Im sorry in a way for him what are his wife and 5 children going to do unless he was insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in some pub corner and her or her son waiting Bill Bailey wont you please come home her widows weeds wont improve her appearance theyre awfully becoming though if youre goodlooking what men wasnt he yes he was at the Glencree dinner and Ben Dollard base barreltone the night he borrowed the swallowtail to sing out of in Holles street squeezed and squashed into them and grinning all over his big Dolly face like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he look a balmy ballocks sure enough that must have been a spectacle on the stage imagine paying 5/- in the preserved seats for that to see him trotting off in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus too he was always turning up half screwed singing the second verse first the old love is the new was one of his so sweetly sang the maiden on the hawthorn bough he was always on for flirtyfying too when I sang Maritana with him at Freddy Mayers private opera he had a delicious glorious voice Phoebe dearest goodbye sweetheart sweetheart he always sang it not like Bartell Darcy sweet tart goodbye of course he had the gift of the voice so there was no art in it all over you like a warm showerbath O Maritana wildwood flower we sang splendidly though it was a bit too high for my register even transposed and he was married at the time to May Goulding but then hed say or do something to knock the good out of it hes a widower now I wonder what sort is his son he says hes an author and going to be a university professor of Italian and Im to take lessons what is he driving at now showing him my photo its not good of me I ought to have got it taken in drapery that never looks out of fashion still I look young in it I wonder he didnt make him a present of it altogether and me too after all why not I saw him driving down to the Kingsbridge station with his father and mother I was in mourning thats 11 years ago now yes hed be 11 though what was the good in going into mourning for what was neither one thing nor the other the first cry was enough for me I heard the deathwatch too ticking in the wall of course he insisted hed go into mourning for the cat I suppose hes a man now by this time he was an innocent boy then and a darling little fellow in his lord Fauntleroy suit and curly hair like a prince on the stage when I saw him at Mat Dillons he liked me too I remember they all do wait by God yes wait yes hold on he was on the cards this morning when I laid out the deck union with a young stranger neither dark nor fair you met before I thought it meant him but hes no chicken nor a stranger either besides my face was turned the other way what was the 7th card after that the 10 of spades for a journey by land then there was a letter on its way and scandals too the 3 queens and the 8 of diamonds for a rise in society yes wait it all came out and 2 red 8s for new garments look at that and didnt I dream something too yes there was something about poetry in it I hope he hasnt long greasy hair hanging into his eyes or standing up like a red Indian what do they go about like that for only getting themselves and their poetry laughed at I always liked poetry when I was a girl first I thought he was a poet like lord Byron and not an ounce of it in his composition I thought he was quite different I wonder is he too young hes about wait 88 I was married 88 Milly is 15 yesterday 89 what age was he then at Dillons 5 or 6 about 88 I suppose hes 20 or more Im not too old for him if hes 23 or 24 I hope hes not that stuckup university student sort no otherwise he wouldnt go sitting down in the old kitchen with him taking Eppss cocoa and talking of course he pretended to understand it all probably he told him he was out of Trinity college hes very young to be a professor I hope hes not a professor like Goodwin was he was a potent professor of John Jameson they all write about some woman in their poetry well I suppose he wont find many like me where softly sighs of love the light guitar where poetry is in the air the blue sea and the moon shining so beautifully coming back on the nightboat from Tarifa the lighthouse at Europa point the guitar that fellow played was so expressive will I ever go back there again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing that for him theyre my eyes if hes anything of a poet two eyes as darkly bright as loves own star arent those beautiful words as loves young star itll be a change the Lord knows to have an intelligent person to talk to about yourself not always listening to him and Billy Prescotts ad and Keyess ad and Tom the Devils ad then if anything goes wrong in their business we have to suffer Im sure hes very distinguished Id like to meet a man like that God not those other ruck besides hes young those fine young men I could see down in Margate strand bathingplace from the side of the rock standing up in the sun naked like a God or something and then plunging into the sea with them why arent all men like that thered be some consolation for a woman like that lovely little statue he bought I could look at him all day long curly head and his shoulders his finger up for you to listen theres real beauty and poetry for you I often felt I wanted to kiss him all over also his lovely young cock there so simple I wouldnt mind taking him in my mouth if nobody was looking as if it was asking you to suck it so clean and white he looks with his boyish face I would too in 1/2 a minute even if some of it went down what its only like gruel or the dew theres no danger besides hed be so clean compared with those pigs of men I suppose never dream of washing it from I years end to the other the most of them only thats what gives the women the moustaches Im sure itll be grand if I can only get in with a handsome young poet at my age Ill throw them the 1st thing in the morning till I see if the wishcard comes out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see if he comes out Ill read and study all I can find or learn a bit off by heart if I knew who he likes so he wont think me stupid if he thinks all women are the same and I can teach him the other part Ill make him feel all over him till he half faints under me then hell write about me lover and mistress publicly too with our 2 photographs in all the papers when he becomes famous O but then what am I going to do about him though no thats no way for him has he no manners nor no refinement nor no nothing in his nature slapping us behind like that on my bottom because I didnt call him Hugh the ignoramus that doesnt know poetry from a cabbage thats what you get for not keeping them in their proper place pulling off his shoes and trousers there on the chair before me so barefaced without even asking permission and standing out that vulgar way in the half of a shirt they wear to be admired like a priest or a butcher or those old hypocrites in the time of Julius Caesar of course hes right enough in his way to pass the time as a joke sure you might as well be in bed with what with a lion God Im sure hed have something better to say for himself an old Lion would O well I suppose its because they were so plump and tempting in my short petticoat he couldnt resist they excite myself sometimes its well for men all the amount of pleasure they get off a womans body were so round and white for them always I wished I was one myself for a change just to try with that thing they have swelling up on you so hard and at the same time so soft when you touch it my uncle John has a thing long I heard those cornerboys saying passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Mary has a thing hairy because it was dark and they knew a girl was passing it didnt make me blush why should it either its only nature and he puts his thing long into my aunt Marys hairy etcetera and turns out to be you put the handle in a sweepingbrush men again all over they can pick and choose what they please a married woman or a fast widow or a girl for their different tastes like those houses round behind Irish street no but were to be always chained up theyre not going to be chaining me up no damn fear once I start I tell you for their stupid husbands jealousy why cant we all remain friends over it instead of quarrelling her husband found it out what they did together well naturally and if he did can he undo it hes coronado anyway whatever he does and then he going to the other mad extreme about the wife in Fair Tyrants of course the man never even casts a 2nd thought on the husband or wife either its the woman he wants and he gets her what else were we given all those desires for Id like to know I cant help it if Im young still can I its a wonder Im not an old shrivelled hag before my time living with him so cold never embracing me except sometimes when hes asleep the wrong end of me not knowing I suppose who he has any man thatd kiss a womans bottom Id throw my hat at him after that hed kiss anything unnatural where we havent I atom of any kind of expression in us all of us the same 2 lumps of lard before ever Id do that to a man pfooh the dirty brutes the mere thought is enough I kiss the feet of you senorita theres some sense in that didnt he kiss our halldoor yes he did what a madman nobody understands his cracked ideas but me still of course a woman wants to be embraced 20 times a day almost to make her look young no matter by who so long as to be in love or loved by somebody if the fellow you want isnt there sometimes by the Lord God I was thinking would I go around by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me and pick up a sailor off the sea thatd be hot on for it and not care a pin whose I was only do it off up in a gate somewhere or one of those wildlooking gipsies in Rathfarnham had their camp pitched near the Bloomfield laundry to try and steal our things if they could I only sent mine there a few times for the name model laundry sending me back over and over some old ones odd stockings that blackguardlooking fellow with the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in the dark and ride me up against the wall without a word or a murderer anybody what they do themselves the fine gentlemen in their silk hats that K C lives up somewhere this way coming out of Hardwicke lane the night he gave us the fish supper on account of winning over the boxing match of course it was for me he gave it I knew him by his gaiters and the walk and when I turned round a minute after just to see there was a woman after coming out of it too some filthy prostitute then he goes home to his wife after that only I suppose the half of those sailors are rotten again with disease O move over your big carcass out of that for the love of Mike listen to him the winds that waft my sighs to thee so well he may sleep and sigh the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if he knew how he came out on the cards this morning hed have something to sigh for a dark man in some perplexity between 2 7s too in prison for Lord knows what he does that I dont know and Im to be slooching around down in the kitchen to get his lordship his breakfast while hes rolled up like a mummy will I indeed did you ever see me running Id just like to see myself at it show them attention and they treat you like dirt I dont care what anybody says itd be much better for the world to be governed by the women in it you wouldnt see women going and killing one another and slaughtering when do you ever see women rolling around drunk like they do or gambling every penny they have and losing it on horses yes because a woman whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they wouldnt be in the world at all only for us they dont know what it is to be a woman and a mother how could they where would they all of them be if they hadnt all a mother to look after them what I never had thats why I suppose hes running wild now out at night away from his books and studies and not living at home on account of the usual rowy house I suppose well its a poor case that those that have a fine son like that theyre not satisfied and I none was he not able to make one it wasnt my fault we came together when I was watching the two dogs up in her behind in the middle of the naked street that disheartened me altogether I suppose I oughtnt to have buried him in that little woolly jacket I knitted crying as I was but give it to some poor child but I knew well Id never have another our 1st death too it was we were never the same since O Im not going to think myself into the glooms about that any more I wonder why he wouldnt stay the night I felt all the time it was somebody strange he brought in instead of roving around the city meeting God knows who nightwalkers and pickpockets his poor mother wouldnt like that if she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its a lovely hour so silent I used to love coming home after dances the air of the night they have friends they can talk to weve none either he wants what he wont get or its some woman ready to stick her knife in you I hate that in women no wonder they treat us the way they do we are a dreadful lot of bitches I suppose its all the troubles we have makes us so snappy Im not like that he could easy have slept in there on the sofa in the other room I suppose he was as shy as a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me in the next room hed have heard me on the chamber arrah what harm Dedalus I wonder its like those names in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had the devils queer names there father Vilaplana of Santa Maria that gave me the rosary Rosales y OReilly in the Calle las Siete Revueltas and Pisimbo and Mrs Opisso in Governor street O what a name Id go and drown myself in the first river if I had a name like her O my and all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and Rodgers ramp and Crutchetts ramp and the devils gap steps well small blame to me if I am a harumscarum I know I am a bit I declare to God I dont feel a day older than then I wonder could I get my tongue round any of the Spanish como esta usted muy bien gracias y usted see I havent forgotten it all I thought I had only for the grammar a noun is the name of any person place or thing pity I never tried to read that novel cantankerous Mrs Rubio lent me by Valera with the questions in it all upside down the two ways I always knew wed go away in the end I can tell him the Spanish and he tell me the Italian then hell see Im not so ignorant what a pity he didnt stay Im sure the poor fellow was dead tired and wanted a good sleep badly I could have brought him in his breakfast in bed with a bit of toast so long as I didnt do it on the knife for bad luck or if the woman was going her rounds with the watercress and something nice and tasty there are a few olives in the kitchen he might like I never could bear the look of them in Abrines I could do the criada the room looks all right since I changed it the other way you see something was telling me all the time Id have to introduce myself not knowing me from Adam very funny wouldnt it Im his wife or pretend we were in Spain with him half awake without a Gods notion where he is dos huevos estrellados senor Lord the cracked things come into my head sometimes itd be great fun supposing he stayed with us why not theres the room upstairs empty and Millys bed in the back room he could do his writing and studies at the table in there for all the scribbling he does at it and if he wants to read in bed in the morning like me as hes making the breakfast for I he can make it for 2 Im sure Im not going to take in lodgers off the street for him if he takes a gesabo of a house like this Id love to have a long talk with an intelligent welleducated person Id have to get a nice pair of red slippers like those Turks with the fez used to sell or yellow and a nice semitransparent morning gown that I badly want or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the one long ago in Walpoles only 8/6 or 18/6 Ill just give him one more chance Ill get up early in the morning Im sick of Cohens old bed in any case I might go over to the markets to see all the vegetables and cabbages and tomatoes and carrots and all kinds of splendid fruits all coming in lovely and fresh who knows whod be the 1st man Id meet theyre out looking for it in the morning Mamy Dillon used to say they are and the night too that was her massgoing Id love a big juicy pear now to melt in your mouth like when I used to be in the longing way then Ill throw him up his eggs and tea in the moustachecup she gave him to make his mouth bigger I suppose hed like my nice cream too I know what Ill do Ill go about rather gay not too much singing a bit now and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill start dressing myself to go out presto non son piu forte Ill put on my best shift and drawers let him have a good eyeful out of that to make his micky stand for him Ill let him know if thats what he wanted that his wife is I s l o fucked yes and damn well fucked too up to my neck nearly not by him 5 or 6 times handrunning theres the mark of his spunk on the clean sheet I wouldnt bother to even iron it out that ought to satisfy him if you dont believe me feel my belly unless I made him stand there and put him into me Ive a mind to tell him every scrap and make him do it out in front of me serve him right its all his own fault if I am an adulteress as the thing in the gallery said O much about it if thats all the harm ever we did in this vale of tears God knows its not much doesnt everybody only they hide it I suppose thats what a woman is supposed to be there for or He wouldnt have made us the way He did so attractive to men then if he wants to kiss my bottom Ill drag open my drawers and bulge it right out in his face as large as life he can stick his tongue 7 miles up my hole as hes there my brown part then Ill tell him I want LI or perhaps 30/- Ill tell him I want to buy underclothes then if he gives me that well he wont be too bad I dont want to soak it all out of him like other women do I could often have written out a fine cheque for myself and write his name on it for a couple of pounds a few times he forgot to lock it up besides he wont spend it Ill let him do it off on me behind provided he doesnt smear all my good drawers O I suppose that cant be helped Ill do the indifferent l or 2 questions Ill know by the answers when hes like that he cant keep a thing back I know every turn in him Ill tighten my bottom well and let out a few smutty words smellrump or lick my shit or the first mad thing comes into my head then Ill suggest about yes O wait now sonny my turn is coming Ill be quite gay and friendly over it O but I was forgetting this bloody pest of a thing pfooh you wouldnt know which to laugh or cry were such a mixture of plum and apple no Ill have to wear the old things so much the better itll be more pointed hell never know whether he did it or not there thats good enough for you any old thing at all then Ill wipe him off me just like a business his omission then Ill go out Ill have him eying up at the ceiling where is she gone now make him want me thats the only way a quarter after what an unearthly hour I suppose theyre just getting up in China now combing out their pigtails for the day well soon have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in to spoil their sleep except an odd priest or two for his night office or the alarmclock next door at cockshout clattering the brains out of itself let me see if I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind of flowers are those they invented like the stars the wallpaper in Lombard street was much nicer the apron he gave me was like that something only I only wore it twice better lower this lamp and try again so as I can get up early Ill go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get them to send us some flowers to put about the place in case he brings him home tomorrow today I mean no no Fridays an unlucky day first I want to do the place up someway the dust grows in it I think while Im asleep then we can have music and cigarettes I can accompany him first I must clean the keys of the piano with milk whatll I wear shall I wear a white rose or those fairy cakes in Liptons I love the smell of a rich big shop at 7 1/2d a lb or the other ones with the cherries in them and the pinky sugar I Id a couple of lbs of those a nice plant for the middle of the table Id get that cheaper in wait wheres this I saw them not long ago I love flowers Id love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with the fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying theres no God I wouldnt give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why dont they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because theyre afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well who was the first person in the universe before there was anybody that made it all who ah that they dont know neither do I so there you are they might as well try to stop the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you he said the day we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said I was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a womans body yes that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many things he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharons and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Matthew

beat that Jonty


Fri Oct 11 01:03:28 CEST 2002

Floyd.


Actually he's rescuing gay icons in the UK without luck. It was a big waste of time. Ask the philosopher.

Davide

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Fri Oct 11 00:54:16 CEST 2002

Suggs (and other stuff)


Dear Matt, In response to your request I would name Suggs as a member of a most underated popular music combination - Madness. 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If a little chidish it does at least beat your word count Matt (well- in MS word count at least!) SORRY! As regard to Davide- how's Floyd adjusting to life in Italy? SYS Jonty

Jonty Marshall
blah@blah.moreblah.co.blah.uk
http://blahblahblah.blah.blah!


Fri Oct 11 00:35:23 CEST 2002

Welcome to the House of Fun....


Suggs would be proud Davide! Somebody else explain who Suggs is. Good essay though. I think Ania would be proud that you quoted her! And I agree most of us need brain transplants. Everyone should get a copy of Davide's essay. It's good.

M, The Philosopher


Fri Oct 11 00:32:44 CEST 2002

Madness


Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am crazy, And so am I. I have just finished my essay about brain transplants. I think it's a topic that would fit this pinboard. :-)

Davide

http://


Thu Oct 10 23:21:24 CEST 2002


He's lieing people. He made me do it. Aaaaaarghhhh! But at least he's going to get me a beer in payment! It's true. I can hear the voices. Everyone is after me. No I'm not paranoid. He really dared me to do it!

Matthew, The Philosopher


Thu Oct 10 23:18:04 CEST 2002


That's not true I don't know this guy, but wooh it's amazing he is British and he seems to love the EU :))

philippe

http://


Thu Oct 10 23:16:07 CEST 2002

The Philosopher on the EU


I LOVE THE EU! I LOVE THE EU! I LOVE THE EU! I LOVE THE EU! Before you ask, Philippe is bribing me with beer to do this. Ask him.

Matthew, The Philosopher


Thu Oct 10 23:14:39 CEST 2002


Wow, 1:55, that's pretty good. 3:00 average is quite good too. You should try and beat Klaas next year, oh and Sebastian! Who's quick? Do I not reply in record time?

Matt


Thu Oct 10 23:11:53 CEST 2002


Matt - I'm so quick that typos don't even matter (what?!). I'm averaging 3:00, 1:55 is my best, don't ask my worst...

-Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Thu Oct 10 23:01:48 CEST 2002

TYPO!!!!!!


Jess, I just spotted your typo! I quote: 'two or three time a day'. HAHAHA!

Matt


Thu Oct 10 22:59:49 CEST 2002


You're obsessed Jess. 4 times a day!? How quick are you? This conversation could be interpreted in the wrong way. So, I must say we are talking about Rubik's cubing.

Matthew


Thu Oct 10 22:56:04 CEST 2002

Time out....


Woah. This is becoming a rather heated discussion. I do not really have the time nor inclination to answer every point. So I will do a sort of summary reply. If you want the EU to marry, it has to be a perfect marriage. We have to cede complete control to a central government that we can completely trust. We have to know that there will be no divorce, no conflict of interest between member states. Can we ever guarantee this? We should not need to provide checks and balances to the US. The US is the most powerful nation. We should be able to trust the US as the country with the moral high ground because of the responsibility as the most powerful country. Don't reopen the self-eroticism debate! It's good to see all those other philosophers are alive out there still. How are Johannes? Email me or something. Good attitude on lesbians Erik. You know the score. I wish Blair would remove his head and neck from Bush's arse too. But Blair views Bush as a big bad protector at the moment. The man with all the bombs and a willingness to use those bombs. And Erik is right about the US pulling out of Kyoto. Damn! How did the Dutch guy get so smart all of a sudden? Mr. Pro-European. That's blatantly Neil. Not much to say about his msg except, he has the right idea that a European government should exist above and beyond our nationalistic governments. Jo:rg - that message was written by Neil. Sebastian - I still love the site. Cool pics, where are the gimmicks? Jonty - haha, trying to beat my msg length record? You failed! Mine's longer! I do not condone war or violence in any way so we should not attack Iraq. I will finish by saying. Nobody's right, nobody's wrong. The EU in its current form will not prosper as much as it could. We will not solve world poverty, we are too mean. We will continue to cut down forests because we want the land for 'development'. We will not cure cancer or ebola any time soon. Bush will attack Iraq, Blair will join him like a puppy. The Dutchman Erik will get less smart. Jonty won't break my msg length record. Self-eroticism will exist. Lesbians will exist. The Philosopher will haunt this pinboard. The EU will not succeed as it could. Johannes will talk about celibacy. The world will continue. Money will create rifts every where. Damn, it's kind of depressing isn't it. Goodbye. And Goodnight. I love you people!

Matthew, The Philosopher


Thu Oct 10 22:34:10 CEST 2002


Matt - ...two or three time a day, four if I'm *lucky*

Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu


Thu Oct 10 22:02:10 CEST 2002

Europe as an Ideal


I would disagree with the previous (but one) message- the EU is a flawed organisation in that the subsidys it provides provide unfair competition with 3rd world nations, the entire asylum question is a nonsense since those nations at the edge of 'fortress Europe' are providing a large number of immigrants themselves, most of them economic in nature (need I say treaty of Nice). The single currency is an accident in action- the countries of Europe still have too diversified interests to provide for a single currency/rate of inflation/ economic policy. In the fact that Britian has prospered as a nation I would hold that this is a function of our own ability to develop terribly efficient weapons systems and flog them to commonwealth nations (and having the worlds only VTOL fighter- BAe kick ass!) to support our faded dreams of colonialism, and being the second biggest weapons exporter in the world. I myself, being a strongly patriotic member of HM territorial forces have severe reservations about both the war on terrorism (why can't we kick seven shades out of SinnFein/IRA?) and the protection if our national identity (president Blair anyone?). I feel that the goals of the WOT are both confused and too short term and hence susceptible to political will to be practical for rebuilding dictatorial terror supporting regimes as democratic states, and frankly I don't trust the USA to do it (south america/CIA anyone?). As for following the USA without a head- what are the French getting involved in Ivory Coast? Is it not better to influence and curb the worst excesses whilst supporting your ally than to act as a churlish naysayer (UN security council) and then say 'why didn't you act earlier?' In the US's objectives I would prefer preemptive strikes than to find London under a mushroom cloud- whether the threat is real or not. I cannot support the actions of the US during the Gulf War, but surely it is better to get something right in the second instance than to never try again for risk of condemnation or faliure. On an ecological note it has been proved that the rainforests produce as much O2 as they consume. Far from being the lungs of the planet they are merely ecological niches with a lot of interesting pharmecutical applications (not all salubrious) and a wide range of flora/fauna on a thin topsoil. The Kyoto agreement is also a wate of the trees that died to print it since the UK surpassed the requirements several years ago and are still improving the reductions of gas emissions from industrial and automotive sources. A better agreement would've ploughed money into fusion research insted of finding loopholed for 'carbon sinks' in industrial nations (a forest is a forest- you can't claim it's also a tactical CO2 stroage point). Medically if you belive the articles aids is controlable (note- not curable) and ebola vaccine has an 80 0.000000e+00ffective rate which means 1 in 5 will die from the vaccine cf the recommended 0.01 0nfection rate. On getting rid of politicians- democracy may not be perfect by a long way but it's the best we've got, so don't lose faith! Lastly I would like to apologise for this monologue against the past few emails, they touched on subjects I (and most people I guess) feel strongly about. All views are my own, so feel free to argue with me privately! SYS Par Terra Ad Astra- From Earth to the Stars

Jonty Marshall
jpm4@eurobell.co.uk
http://www.astrosoc.com


Thu Oct 10 21:51:46 CEST 2002

again cool pictures


hey guys and girls, hello IAYC-people, hello world! i am happy to announce that my new homepage v3000 is online now. you find there the link to the iayc pix of 2002 and a collection of philippes pix of the utrecht reunion. just go to travel/destinations in the menu... have fun!

Sebastian S.
designer@imap.ch
http://www.buster-online.de


Thu Oct 10 20:06:12 CEST 2002

I totally agree


with the previous message. So who are you having the same opinion as I have?

Jo:rg

http://


Thu Oct 10 19:36:37 CEST 2002

Matt - he's not right, nor is he wrong


Matthew is not representative of the views of all people in the UK in disliking the EU, however unfortunately many people are opposed to the EU. Personaly I think the EU is generally a good idea, and the Euro is really cool, however there are certain parts which need reform (i.e. the common agricultural policy) and there needs to be a lot more transparancy and democratic representation in EU operations. If I had my way the EU would be accepted as a government separate to, and exisiting beyond those of the nations within it, and individual governments (i.e. Tony's, Chirac's, Schroeders) would not be able to directly interfear (i.e. it would all be done through MEP's.) Plus we should have a constituion, elected president/executive council, and single parliamentary basis (not Strasbourg and Brussles). Sorry if this message is a little disorganised, but I'm typing this on an old computer which displays only a single line of text. Its nice to get into a real political / philosophical discussion!

Pro-European
Iwanttolive@europe.int


Thu Oct 10 16:49:03 CEST 2002

The pinboard is flourishing, that's for sure


UN-BE-LIEV-AB_LE. I don't check the pinboard for about a week, and I have to read for half an hour to catch up. I had some repleis to something I read 30 minutes ago, and I don't even remember what it was. O yeah, the lesbians kissing. It's a waste of women, full stop. Then all this stuff about Europe vs England. England should join us and stop following the US like a chicken without a head. The US is not by definition correct. Last week I heard this story what they did in the Gulf War. They went for Bagdad, 40.000 Iraque (is that right) people joined them to get rid of Saddam. The Americans decided to stop the war, 40.000 people in the dessert who betrayed their country. Guess what happened...is that human rights? Give me a break: "a smoking gun in the form of a mushroom tree". How about USA try to save the whole planet by keeping Kyoto alive, in stead of saving their own ass which is not even in danger the most. I would like a discussion about this. Another thing: it's a good thing the EU is expanding, because this contributes to unity in the world which means less chances for war. So, I'm looking forward to your replies, because a discussion about the world is much more interesting with people from the world than with people just from Holland. See you all in Bruxelles this winter!

Erik, not a philosopher for a change, an astro-psychologist ;)
e.t.jansen@phys.uu.nl
http://


Thu Oct 10 16:01:01 CEST 2002

Europe-one more time...


So matthew, i think I also have to reply to your EU-statements. You bloody Tory think that the EU interfers too much with your national interests? Ok. On the other hand you admit that the idea of a paneuropean community is fine, right? Now, you want to abolish the hunger in the world, the greed caused by capitalism? Who wouldn't. (except for some dictators to keep their people in submission and wall street) and who do you think will be able too achieve this? the restored glorious british empire? (sorry for being sarcastic, i just watched too much Monty Python). Just a United Europe could have enough influence to go in this direction and provide checks and balances to the US. but i guess i am preaching to the pope, you know this already. So why don't you just see things realistic: the time of butterflies in EUs stomach is over and one has to marry because children are coming. Now you have to take care of the nasty marriage contract regulations which naturally will cut your degree freedom. So I say: Europe is a couple which just quitted to take the pill and is facing the consequences. So be it, it's far from perfect but when you divorce you loose too much as could be rebuilt easily and the alternative would be celibacy! (or self-eroticism, but i don't want to go into that now). and my conclusion: let's go into the thing between the trees together, thats easier. thanks for your attention!

another 2002 philosopher -ze chermann-
johannes@thetree
http://tree.eu


Thu Oct 10 14:45:54 CEST 2002

Everything....


KEEP FOOTBALL! KEEP RAINFORESTS! ABOLISH MONEY! Are you inconsiderate Sma? I don't think so. He, he. Good idea for NAP. Get rid of politicians.

Matthew, The Philosopher


Thu Oct 10 14:11:37 CEST 2002

Open Sesame!


I have not heard from the General. I have not contacted him, this makes me 'nesimtita', I know. I apologise. But, wait a second, what is this, everybody is sad for me? You feel pity for me so you let me win? There was nothing to win. Matthew has left nothing for us to win. He has the longest messages ever written on this pinboard. Matthew, this was not the been growing competition but you can propose this for the NAP( non- astronomical active pinbord). JG, stop dreaming. The forest resources of the planet are decreasing daily and we can't do many things to stop this. There is also the climate change, the temperature incresing and this causes lots of fires. What ecoligists can do is too few compared to the exploitation.They get hit by polititians and economists.Well, and once 'development' starts it's too hard to go back where we were some 100 years ago. I don't think, in fact I'm sure 'polution' will not desapear from the dictionary. But, Roberto, you can still watch football if it makes you so happy. Teea, please send me the article with the 'out-of-body experience'. I'm curious, I want to find out more. I have to read some articles. Ebola, Aids. Hmm....

Smaranda

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Thu Oct 10 13:27:15 CEST 2002

Fear not...


Robbio, for the coconut tree will secure the future of football! After all, we must not neglect the wise lesson we learned from one of the ancient emperors of your country: keep people happy with bread and games. Some can't stand hanging in a tree whole day.

JG


Thu Oct 10 12:20:06 CEST 2002

Trees


Could I still watch football matches?

robbio
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Thu Oct 10 12:02:26 CEST 2002

Religion of the rainforest!


The ultimate goal in life: having a tree and a hanging device to peacefully co-exist. Praise to the tree, for thou shall honour Gaia! Ultimately, people will realise that in order to accomplish their goal in life, we need much more forest. One is ready to work and pay every penny (or eurocent :-) in order to turn industrial sites, asphalt and other areas that disgrace the face of the earth into forest. In the long turn, nature will find its balance again and we can scratch the word 'polution' out of our dictionaries (reprint them all would mean the destruction of too many trees). The people who made money with selling trees and earning ALL the money that the others paid in order to get their trees will realise (too late, hèhèhè) that when everybody else has a tree, their money has become useless because everybody else is satiefied with having found the ultimate goal in life. Exit money! (you surely like this aspect, Matthew)

Because everybody is busy with this ultimate goal, people don't have time anymore to have war and the call of Bush Jr. to bomb yet another country and give the US army some more time to justify its existence and its plee for extra finance turns out to be fruitless. And...when we got tired of hanging in a tree, we can still crawl back into the oceans!

JG

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Thu Oct 10 11:58:05 CEST 2002

Stop, stop, stop.....


This message is not ready yet. Sorry for the length but I have many critics to answer. I want to know if I broke an official record. I'll keep them short from now on then. Sorry!

Matthew, The Philosopher


Thu Oct 10 11:53:23 CEST 2002

Oh my god!


Mathew,people will literally fall asleep reading your record long messages.Ya!i guesss it must be longest written message ever.So now that your happy of breaking/creating a record would you mind cutting it short!!!!

Narmadha

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Thu Oct 10 10:38:42 CEST 2002

Money...


Unfortuneately in modern society, money makes the world go round. Capitalism is fuelled by greed. I just present the facts. In my opinion we should not have nations, we should be a unified world. This means one government for everyone. No, I'm not endorsing the EU, because the EU is not a single government for everyone. Currently the EU is a conflict of interest between nations and Europe. In principle the EU is a good idea. Turning Europe into one big nation state but not the way it is being done at the moment. Money is evil, not in the stictest sense. Well, actually money is not evil. Desire for money is evil and since more money means more status, more power, more influence etc. then most people want more money. And so the circle completes. Ambition, greed all these things do so much damage to the fabric of society. Money makes the poor poorer and the rich richer. This is wrong. Resources are shared unequally around the world. What do we use instead of money? A hard question. If only everybody was as easy-going as the average Jamaican. How do we stop our dependence on material wealth? We can look to religion, absolution in the eyes of God. We need to analyse how and why people get rich and then alter the system in some way so that people do not do things to gain money, they do things to succeed. Do we encourage subsistence lifestyles? The biggest company in the world is Wal-Mart. A supermarket chain. They sell convenience goods. Bread, milk - items that we could produce ourself. So in order to stop that flow of money we turn to self-production. Why do people have the need for luxuries and highly priced commodities? Status, again. So if we alter the system so that your external status does not change in the eyes of others we have cracked it. If you are rich, people are not in awe of you. That is how it should be. Unlikely this will ever happen. For now I suggest religion. Read the Bible. Pray. Jess- how much have you been practising? Klaas- get me a hanging device and I will join you in your tree. I suggest the Amazon rainforest.

Matthew, The Philosopher

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Thu Oct 10 05:54:07 CEST 2002


Klaas - I got 1:55 today. I hope you're practicing...

<3 Jess*
jessicay@mit.edu
maybe I'm the philosopher....


Thu Oct 10 01:12:18 CEST 2002

tarzan in the jungle


Matthew, after all the stuff you wrote down, I still have to say that I like the tree more, with a nice branch. And if you look closely at all the problems in the world, then you will notice that they are caused by only one thing, money!! Just cancel the damm thing and try something new, it has been long enough that this thing is going around, already since the Roman empire. Okay, I don't say that we have to go back to trading, but something higher then money (which does not excist in this world). For the rest, give me a device that you can hang between trees and sleep in it, and a good book, and I go to the jungle somewhere in ... I don't know where there is still one. And enjoy life there

Klaas


Thu Oct 10 00:23:23 CEST 2002

Previous message...


Is that a record length for a pinboard message? If anyone reads that all I will be highly impressed. I imagine some people will disagree. But hey, each to their own opinion.

Matthew, The Philosopher


Thu Oct 10 00:18:26 CEST 2002

England... and more.


Ok, let's start by saying: don't cuss cricket. Cricket is a quality sport. Lack of confidence will cause the Euro to fail. It's not tourism that makes our country rich. Tourism only makes up a small percentage of our GDP. We rely on tertiary and quartenary industries for our major revenue. Luck had nothing to do with you speaking English. England has the oldest democracy in the world. The oldest university in the world. That makes us the epicentre of civilisation. We had many colonies. Not to mention the Commonwealth. That is why English is so widespread. A cinema ticket? Depends where you go of course. It's more expensive in London but wher